AppleDash Group Collab

by DbzOrDie

Pizza - bahatumay

"No, AJ. I'm sorry."

"Come on, Rainbow," Applejack pleaded. "It's just one time!"

"No. I said no."

"Ah'll make it worth your while..."

"It's not about that, AJ," Rainbow said. "I have a gift, and it's not something I can just... squatter, you know?"

Applejack was fairly certain that that hadn't been the correct word.

"I can't just use my pranking skills for evil. Sure, Diamond Tiara is a pain in the flank, and I wouldn't be above a little prank or two--you know, rubber pencil, fake fly ice cube--but a full out pranking? I just can't, AJ. Surely you understand?"

Applejack sighed, but nodded. "Ah guess Ah can respect that."

Rainbow gave Applejack a gentle nuzzle. "Thanks, AJ. Hey, out of curiosity, what did Diamond say to her anyway?"

"Well, she said..." Applejack leaned in and whispered in Rainbow's ear.

Rainbow's eyes narrowed. "AJ? Get the flour and fire up the oven. We've got a prank to bake."

***

Applejack looked at the ingredients gathered. "So what exactly what are we doing here, anyway?"

"It is a little something I like to call, Rainbow's pizza surprise."

"And what's the surprise?"

"That's a surprise. Now mix the dough and I'll grate the cheese."

"The cheese is already grated, Rainbow," Applejack pointed out.

"Then you're running behind, Applejack! Get to work!"

***

"So the dough's ready. Now what?"

"Sauce. And a little bit of rainbow juice."

"What?!?" Applejack spun around to see Rainbow holding a glass jar of rainbow.

"Heh... Get your mind out of the gutter, Applejack. This is actual rainbow straight from the factory."

"Oh. Ah thought you just took a nap while Ah mixed the dough."

"Not while there's pranking to be had. Now spread the sauce over all the pizza except for... this little spot right here."

Applejack obeyed, spreading the sauce with a wooden spoon.

"Good." Rainbow dipped a brush in the rainbow and spread it on one corner of the pizza. "Now we mark it and... spread the cheese... Perfect. Grab me a hotpad."

Applejack pulled one out of the drawer and over.

"Now we bake. Then we slice it, ensuring that the biggest slice is the rainbow one."

"Won't Diamond Tiara know something's up?"

"Nah. She's the kind of pony that wants what's bigger and better just so nopony else can. She'll take it before she can think about it."

"That makes sense."

"But it might look a bit suspicious if we show up... We need somepony who won't raise suspicion just waltzing into the school for no reason."

Both looked at each other and smiled, before turning and calling at the same time.

"Oh Maaaaac?"

***

Rainbow's eyes flew open as Applejack's tongue unexpectedly trailed up her cheek. "It worked, Rainbow," she said. "Ah ain't seen Apple Bloom laughin' so hard in forever."

Rainbow placed her forelegs behind her head. "Yeah, well, what did you expect when you went to a master?"

"Only the best, of course," Applejack grinned. "And Ah got it."

Rainbow smiled and closed her eyes... before Applejack's tongue trailed up her cheek again.

"Ah also said Ah'd make it worth your while."

"Oh, Applejack. You know you don't have t- oh, that's nice... That's really nice..."

Comments

[Grez the Lizard Lord]

Now I kind of have to know what DT said.

[bahatumay]

2535238
It involved accusations of inbreeding and sullying their genetic line with cows.

[Killabyte]

2535238

indeed

[Themaskedferret]

2536328 Those poor cows!

[Fury of the Tempest]

Awwww.... I wanted to see the results.