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  • E Sugar Games

    Celestia and Cadance have fun at Luna's expense
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    The mane 6 get together for a night of fun and drinks and discover something new about themselves
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  • 52w, 2d
    Episode 3 Leaked!

    Ok, so while someone may or may not lose their job over such an early leak, I can't help but be excited for new ponies! After watching this, I can honestly say that I think this is going to be the best season yet!

    Watch It Here

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  • 72w, 4d

    Hello again everypony! I am happy to report that work continues quickly on chapter 4 of Sugar Games, and I expect to have it up by TONIGHT. You read that right guys and gals! I fully intend and expect to be posting tonight. Oh, and one more thing, I just received my first commissioned artwork of my OC, and I LOVE IT! You all can thank OnnaNoko for the amazing work on it, and if you ask REALLY nice, she might be willing to do one for you too! Hope everypony enjoys the stories to come, and you can thank the magic of Everfree NW for reigniting my inspiration XD

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  • 72w, 6d
    Everfree NW Day to Remember

    Ok, so here's the thing; I wasn't planning on doing separate posts for every day of this con, but I'm so excited for this that I gotta put it out there. Towards the evening one of the events that they were hosting was basically a jam session for fanfic authors. We all got to sit down, chat, compare stories, and ask for help if we needed it with something. Got to meet a lot of really cool people, and a couple of people there even knew who I was :yay:

    Needless to say, it was kinda surreal to be thanked for something I did in person by someone I never met and how much they enjoyed it.

    It got even better when one of the guys there convinced his friend to read Luna Visits the Dentist on the spot and I got to watch his reaction to the end of that story. Soooo priceless I wish I had been recording it! As if that we're not enough, one of the people at my table was TotallyNotABrony! We got to chatting over fics and other miscellaneous topics and got invited out to dinner with him and a few others. Had sooo much fun last night, made the con totally worth it just for that one experience.

    Oh, and I've begun work on the next installment of Sugar Games, stay tuned! :pinkiesmile:

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  • 73w, 22h
    Everfree Northwest 2013

    Alright everypony, tis that time of year again, Everfree Northwest has come to Seaddle and it's time to party down with our fellow ponies. Just wondering who else out there in my loyal followers are going to be there. I was looking through the events listing and saw that there is going to be a fanfics author meet and greet event, which I fully intend on attending. If anyone wants to meet up and hang out, maybe grab a drink in the hotel, let me know and I'm sure we can find the time to chill. Also, to those not attending, I intend on using this break from work to try and make some progress from Sugar Games, so hopefully I'll have some good news for everypony by monday :) I just want to thank you all for your patience with me and hope you enjoy what is to come.

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  • 83w, 4d
    News, Some good, some troubling.

    Ok guys, I'm going to be straight with you. I have done absolutely no work on Sugar Games beyond planning.

    *Sees the torches and pitch forks coming out*

    *Gulp* Now hold on a second, please! It's not that I don't care about you guys. It really is encouraging and touching that so many of you guys enjoy my work! To this day, I am still getting favorites on SG and LVtD on a daily basis, not to mention the occasional watcher. All that said, I do have plans to continue SG when time permits. I am currently working a full time retail job, along with full time college, so time is really scarce for me. Whatever free time I do manage to find ends up going into homework, primarily coding and network, which is time consuming.

    So to thank you guys all so so soooo much, I wrote a poem! (I apologize in advance if it's absolute crap, but it's been buzzing in my head all day and I need to get it out.) ENJOY!!!

    *Runs for fallout shelter while the angry horde is distracted*

         Ones and Zeros

    We live in a world of pixels and bits

    In a world where wealth is measured not in dollars, but in data

    A world that allows anyone to become someone new.

    In this world we have two identities.

    One that we define, the other that defines us.

    In this world of ones and zeros,

    everything we do

    everything we are

    is analyzed and quantified

    defining who we are.

    In this world, where computers define who you are

    Is that person still you?

    Are you truly only the sum of your actions,

    Or is there more?

    A coffee in the morning


    Drinks after work

    Flowers for your loved one.

    Your daily life, according to the digital network of the world.

    The physical world is so much more than this,

    But the computer will never see this.

    Never know feeling of a loved one holding you close

    Nor the warm glow of the sun on your skin

    And the memories that it brings with it.

    So then what of those personalities that are all the computer knows?

    They have all the knowledge of its owner’s counterpart

    All the imagery from what they have seen

    Uploaded to social networks for all the other digital lifeforms to see.

    If these digital personalities are not a true representation of ourselves,

    Can we still claim ownership over them?

    When those of malicious intent discover our digital selves

    Lonely and defenseless,

    They can wreak utter havoc and devastation with a few clicks.

    So much heartache for a collection of ones and zeros.

    When a person is held against their will,

    Forced into situations they would never knowingly engage in,

    We consider it kidnapping.

    Could the same not be said of our virtual selves

    Taken to be used at the whim of a hacker?

    When a person exterminates hundreds of innocent individuals on a whim,

    We consider it genocide.

    Could the same not be said of a server,

    Data corrupted

    Reduced to an empty block of metal and silicon

    With the application of a few packets of ones and zeros.

    Our lives have been segmented, packeted, and framed

    All to be sent over the wire as strings of ones and zeroes.

    Is this all that we are?

    That we can consider the loss of these strings of numbers

    To be as crippling as losing a hand?

    Or are we something more?

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  • ...

During Luna's banishment to the moon, there have been a great many advances in medical practices and technology, one of which being the field of dentistry. Being the devoted and loving sister that she is, Celestia has taken it upon herself to make her sister an appointment with one of the most skilled dentists around, Doctor Colgate! How will Luna's first cleaning go? Will she have any cavities? Gingivitis? Or, Celestia grant us strength, will she need braces? Will Honor Bound and Razor Edge be able to keep their princesses in check? Will Equestria ever be the same again?

I came up with this idea after visiting the dentist after 2 years of not going due to lack of insurance and found out that I had the startings of gingivitis and got to wondering what it would be like if Luna went after her time on the moon.

Many thanks to evenfall369 and kosherpickle for their help in editing this story and helping me to fix all my derps

MLP:FiM is property of Hasbro, The HUB and Lauren Faust. Honor Bound and Razor Edge are OCs of my design, and the fic artwork was made by DeJiKo07 on DeviantArt


First Published
8th Nov 2012
Last Modified
8th Nov 2012
#1 · 107w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

Hey there everypony! Thanks so much for reading this weird little outpouring from my brain and I hope you enjoyed it:pinkiehappy: In all honesty, I wrote this story because I wanted an excuse to use 'Cavitron' in something. Did you know that's an actual dental tool?! Cuz I sure didn't! But know I know, and you do too, the more you know :twilightsmile:

Oh yea, and I threw in a couple references, and I've got a whole jar of internet cookies for the first person that finds them! :pinkiegasp:

#2 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·

oh got that lest word is going to be hell

#3 · 107w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

:rainbowlaugh: Ghostbusters for the win!

The Drama Queen of the Night at the gynecologists?? I shudder at the thought :rainbowlaugh:

#4 · 107w, 1d ago · 2 · ·

This... is... AWESOME :rainbowlaugh:! Could you also write the story with the gynecologist?

#5 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·

Loved it. Especially the Ghostbusters reference. Where e-cookie????

edit: damn someone beat me to the punch, no e-cookie =[

#6 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·

>>1582579>>1582600 Good catch guys! I actually thought the Ghostbusters reference was going to be the harder one to find. There's still another reference in there though, enjoy the cookies! :moustache:

#7 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·

>>1582598 I've thought about it a bit, but nothing really coming to mind, (primarily cuz I'm a guy and have no idea what kind of horrors happen in there) :eeyup:

If I ever do come up with something I think worthy of writing, it will definitely go up. Though I don't think Equestria would be anything more than a barren wasteland by the end of it :trollestia:

#8 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·

Oh god, please write the sequel at the gynecologist, that's going to be beyond epic.

#9 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·

Ha! This was good, it took a slightly more adventurous route on the old "Luna does X" plot. Most enjoyable sir, have a fav and a like.

Also, yes. Gynaecologist sequel, post haste! :pinkiehappy:

#10 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·


THAT ENDING:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

#11 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·

luna at the gynecologist :twilightoops: that wont be pretty :pinkiehappy:

#12 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·

completely brilliant:yay:

#13 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·

Wingblades, maybe?

#14 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·

Damn! Genious story man! :pinkiehappy:

You could... You know... Make that gynecologist story? :pinkiecrazy:

#15 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·

Funny! Are you going to write the sequal? Please . . .

#17 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·

That ending!  :pinkiegasp:

#18 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·

My reaction at the ending: "Oh sweet Celestia!"

Great story!

#19 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·

Brilliant story!  Seriously needs that sequel made! :pinkiehappy:

#20 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: i cracked up reading this. poor luna X3

#21 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·

Ill be laughing for the next hour at least!!!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: Pinkie Pie even showed up at one point with a lawn chair and a bag of popcorn.  I absolutely BELIEVE that SHE of EVERYONE would do that and get away unscathed:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:. that last line though, OH GOD!!! can we all envision THAT visit, Im pretty sure we can.   oh yeah and before I forget exactly WHO is it that is supposed to be saying AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

#23 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·

I'm pretty sure that last appointment was canceled when Canterlot learned about what happened at Colgate's office.

Braces, man. Fucking horrible!

#24 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·

Throughout the story: :rainbowlaugh:

At the last line: :twilightoops:

As far as references go, there's Ghostbusters, and a possible reference to a story about Luna getting a pet taranutula, and Celestia going nuts over it.

#25 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·

“Oh, and don’t forget Luna, tomorrow you have your appointment with the gynecologist.”

Oh SHIT. D: Author. Yes, YOU! I'm talking to YOU. D: You have to write this sequel. I have just added you to my watch list. For the express purpose of being informed when/if a sequel arrives. No. Not when/if. When. You MUST write this sequel. You'll make Fluttershy cry if you don't!


Can you live with that? Can you live with having made a Fluttershy cry? :fluttercry:

#26 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·

As Razor Edge watched his slime-coated partner and his extremely grateful damsel formally in distress, he couldn’t help but smirk as he watched his friend flounder helplessly under the assault.


#27 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·

...Dear Faust... She might just straight-up destroy that place!


#28 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·

Dental plaaaan~

Luna needs braces!

Dental plaaaan~

Luna needs braces!

I loved this. :pinkiehappy:

#29 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·


There aren't any more Progress stories, are there?

I loved those and I like this :pinkiesmile:

#30 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·

Do the last sentence! Just research crap and do it!

#31 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·

That last line.

Hang on, how the hell would that work with hooves? The only other species with hands either have claws, or are a minotaur, which can't be very calm inducing.

#32 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·

Why am I not surprised people gobbled this 'Luna does X' stuff up?

#33 · 107w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

Author, I don't know you. I also don't know your gender.

If you are male:

Please, PLEASE, if you are going to write the sequel, talk to a woman who has actually been to a gyno. Don't just guess. Please. As one of the women in this fandom, it pains me to see poorly written female centered comedy done by males. Seriously.

#34 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·

>>1580650 dude, awesome job. please write more.:rainbowlaugh:

#35 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·

>>1580650 Please make another chapter for the gynecologist!!! :fluttershysad:

#36 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·

“Oh, and don’t forget Luna, tomorrow you have your appointment with the gynecologist.”

I smell sequel.

#37 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·

Hilarious! I found it most entertaining. And yes please write a sequel if you can. I would LOVE to read more. XD

#38 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·

*dat last line*

Oh, christ...

#39 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·

I swear I smelled an antipodes reference somewhere. Could re-find it though. great short.


#41 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·

gonna have all my teeth replaced (no false teeth, bleh) at some point. will be quite painful i'm sure but worth it... probably.

i care about dentistry about as much as luna does minus all the supernatural/magic/nightmare stuff :pinkiecrazy:

#42 · 107w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

“Oh, and don’t forget Luna, tomorrow you have your appointment with the gynecologist.”

Write it.  Please write it.  For the love of all that is holy, please write this.

#43 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·

I was the 100th upvote.

#44 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·


Having a nurse for a mother sure is helpful. The gynecologist is essentially the place you go if your vagina's been acting up or needs a checkup. Pap-smears, STIs and other wonderful things and diseases await you beyond those doors. :pinkiecrazy:

#45 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·

Oh the hilarity that will come from that last line...  i'm gonna act like twiley here but i may just have a book that speaks a bit of this... if you don't mind me helping... hope u make da sequel:trollestia: oh, and have a moustache:moustache:

#46 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·

i demand a sequel... WITH THE GYNECOLOGIST.

oh god


prepare for THE WORST sh*tstorm you have EVER. BUCKING. SEEN.

#47 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·

>>1583955 The eye of Mordor is gawking at the royal flank. DEATH TO IT! BRING ME THE SALT! BRING ME DUST! BRING ME THE LEMONS ANS PEPPER! AND MOST IMPORTANTLY! BRING FORTH THE EXECUTION BLADE! Link. HGo. Fetch em. Why? Cuz I sed so and you are my temporary servant. Now FETCH!

#48 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·

>>1584593 Thats a big twinky.... NO! YOU DONT SAY?

#49 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·

Little bit of Spaceballs in there at the end?

#50 · 107w, 1d ago · · ·


Uh oh! Now her braces will have to be repared from that apple!

I had braces, but I didn't make it to my appointments often enough. Now I've got somewhat-straighter teeth, but they're still a little crooked. Oh well.

Me aside, (who cares, anyway?) That was a good short read, and I thoroughly enjoyed it. :twilightsmile:

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