Have at you!

COME BACK HERE, I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!

Oh God, the memories...

Oh, I see! Running away, eh? YOU YELLOW BASTARDS!

Tis but a scratch!

It's just a flesh wound.

*Sniff* Old memories.

Have a like. But don't worry, T'is but a scratch to what you'll receive.

What's this story going to do if I don't read it? Bleed on me?

Ho boy.

First chapter down. This is incredible.

Watch out he will bite your legs off.

You can't defeat me! I'm invincible!

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>>15478131547813

The Black Knight DOES have his limbs back, so it might be more you bleeding on yourself :V.

(And yes, I did get the reference. I love Holy Grail.)

AHAHAHA, YOU WROTE IT! YOU BRILLIANT BLOODY BASTARDS YOU!

Unfortunately my Skype was glitching at the time. And yet you wrote it already. You're so damn productive.

>>15480131548013 WE LOVE YOU TOO

as if the three of us could back down, goading each other on like we do. THIS IS SO MUCH FUN TO WRITE.

This story... It's PERFECT!

It's been so long since i've seen this film.  Absolutely brilliant. Faved and liked  

Let's see... this fic both coined the phrase "blood bukkake" and introduced us to God/Celestia.

This is utter gold.

>>15480261548026

Ooh, Dancer is in there? And who is Snowflake? Just finished reading it.

Was 'friendchips' intentional?

And, blood bukkake, best thing ever.

Oh I see where this is going

>>15482261548226 Yes, that's my OC.

Snowflake is the roid rage pony from Hurricane Fluttershy.

and yes, we wrote 'friendships' at first but pim was like CHANGE IT TO FRIENDCHIPS and we lol'd.

I'm definitely reading this...

Stealth Edit: Congratz on the feature!

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-Blitz

Eh, I didn't like it too much.

Har Har Har!

I be lovin' this story. Yon Black Knight be a fine addition to Equestria.

>>15483541548354

Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left! How are you typing?

>>15483541548354 I'm sure you see it as a smear campaign against thy noble self

>>15483831548383

You dull twat, we live in the bloody twenty-first century! I bought new ones!

>>15483891548389

Rubbish.

“ASK THEM! ONE OF THEM SNUCK UP UPON ME AND KNOCKED ME DOWN! FIE ON THAT CREATURE!” He gestured angrily towards Nurse Redheart, who turned apologetically to Luna.

- Deus Ex Machina, also a few words that are not in the proper tense, but I'm not one to downvote when a fic is still readable, tracking.

OH GOD YES!!!! SO YES!

I see the title.

"no way. it's got to be some dark kind of adventure fic."

I see the cover image.

This can only end well.

You have done the Black Knight proud.

>>15483831548383 He's typing by bleeding all over his computer.

Featured? Omg, you guise, srsly, you guise

Can't believe we actually did it

WE FUCKIN DID IT

CHOO CHOO

IMSOHAPPYRIGHTNOW

>>15494451549445 CHOOCHOO MOTHERFUCKER, THERE'S NO BRAKES ON THE AWESOME TRAIN

When i saw this in the featured box, I was like this:

Then i read the first chapter....

Liked and favorited!

The black night was kicked in the back of the head, and there was much rejoicing.

I've read all 3 chapters, and I can say without a doubt:

You're a loony.

This is insane.

Insane is very good.

>>15495101549510

Oh my god. Featured. Guys... I'm so proud of you. This completely deserved it. I'm surprised no one's mentioned how in-character you seem to have kept the Black Knight. It's just... so beautiful.

If the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog or the Knights Who Say Ni make cameos, I'll be so happy. I mean, unless you can't do it without fucking with the story mechanics.

>>15497141549714

Oh just wait... hehehehe

YOU YELLOW BELLIED DAUGHTER OF A HAMSTER.

Truly a divine comedy. For some reason, however, I can't imagine the Black Knight without his helmet on, so for the second chapter I had a visual of him running around wearing only his helmet and a hospital gown, which was really, really funny.

>>15497691549769

OH DEAR GOD! THE MENTAL IMAGE! IT BURNS!

I also have the same problem. The helmet is like... his face...

OH MY GOD....I LOVE YOU!

and here btw:

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This story... SHALL BE AMAZING! I never watched Monty Python... but I did watch this scene.