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Troll 22611

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    "I choose trick."

    The door slammed.

    Well, what do we do now?

    First Published
    2nd Nov 2012
    Last Modified
    2nd Nov 2012

    Comments ( 17 )

    #1 · 28w, 6d ago · · ·
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    ...is it sad that i not only understood what the ponies were saying immediately, but also saw where the applied 'trick' was heading? :unsuresweetie:

    #2 · 28w, 6d ago · 1 · ·
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    Was I the only one who read their lines with a British accent?

    #3 · 28w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Trick or treat like a sir.

    #4 · 28w, 6d ago · · ·
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    The sad thing is, I can genuinely see them destroying somepony's house via their shenanigans.

    #5 · 28w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I had a similar experience that involved the defacement of property after receiving an insufficient number of treats. On occasion such sophomoric behavior can be entertaining to delve into.

    :moustache:

    #6 · 28w, 5d ago · · ·
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    well i gusse she can always buy a new home.

    #7 · 28w, 5d ago · · ·
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    First off, why are they talking in posh British accents?

    Secondly, why wouldn't I be surprised at the trick resulting in an exploding house?  And I can't help but wonder what will happen when every pony else realizes how that house came to explode?  :scootangel:

    #8 · 28w, 5d ago · · ·
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    How do they have such a well developed vocabulary?!?!

    #9 · 28w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I will be very surprised if this does not hit featured.

    #10 · 28w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1548667

    More like "Ominous in an epic way"

    #11 · 28w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Dude, is Applebloom supposed to be Master Chief? If so, then that is an instant like. :moustache:

    #12 · 28w, 5d ago · · ·
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    ...Wwwwwhat?

    #13 · 28w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1548775 ..... I think they already might have.... idk.... *goes to review every episode :rainbowkiss:*


    "I believe that the correct course of action would be to perform a 'trick' in the variety of defacement of property, such as throwing the unfertilized ovaries of a chicken at Diamond Tiara's establishment," she said.

    Hey! :twilightangry2: Leave Scootaloo's unfertilized ovaries out of this! :trollestia:

    "Yes, allow us to perform such a trick digging a hole underground and using said hole to break and enter into her mansion, then we find her bedroom and fill it with frozen cubes of milk.  Said frozen cubes of milk will melt under the heated mansions temperature and when Diamond Tiara enters the room a wave of milk will hit her," said Sweetie Belle.

    That has to be the greatest prank ideas I ever heard. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

    "Excellent suggestion!" exclaimed Scootaloo, "However I am able to pinpoint a glaring error in your calculations, how are we to obtain a large amount of frozen cubes of milk?"

    "Never fear, I have them saved within the barn," said Apple Bloom.

    :rainbowhuh:.... wait a second.... :applejackconfused: WHAT?!?!?!

    "Oh, I forgot to tell you that I gave the incorrect information at the time of planning.  I did not have cubes of milk, I had frozen cubes of chlorine gas," said Apple Bloom.

    "I, too, did not give accurate information.  I could not find any sand so I substituted small bits of sodium metal instead.  Do not ask me where I obtained such a large quantity of it," said Sweetie Belle.

    "Likewise," said Apple Bloom, "Do not interrogate me of the procuring of the frozen chlorine gas cubes."

    No, no, I think I'm gonna ask, because I doubt ANYPONY would give them anything anywhere near this dangerous.... I bet it was Rainbow Dash.... :rainbowkiss:

    :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: That dialogue :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: What the hoof is up with that dialogue!??! I loved it!!!

    #14 · 28w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1549555

    Simple. The school system of the United Kigdom is much more dignified and sophisticated in their English language studies.

    #15 · 28w, 4d ago · · ·
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    wat:rainbowhuh:

    #16 · 25w, 4d ago · · ·
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    And nopony noticed that Diamond Tiara is now most likely dead.

    #17 · 20w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1549531 lulz

    This was an interesting read. It took me a few minutes to realize they were speaking with a higher-caliber vocabulary than most Americans, and when I realized you were implementing such a system of dialogue, I lol'd. And when Dictionary replaced sand with Cl, and Thesaurus replaced milk ice cubes with Na... Wow, I loved this story.

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