Twilight Sparkle meets a stallion and, seeing a chance to make a new friend, starts talking to him.
But not everything is as it seems...
'Tis a very short one-shot
I'll give it a look later.
I didn't want to drag it out any longer than I had to.
What... the... bloody fuck? Twilight and SPOILER REDACTED? That was... um... I liked it.
I know, I could have used a different OC. But I suck at naming them.
oh it's not the OC that I'm stuck on. it's the ending... it was... rather unexpected.
Somehow, I don't think Twi expected Mr. Wiggly to appear lol
Good, that's what I was aiming for.
Hmm... Everytime I see someone doing this sort of thing in front of a webcam, I want to 'break' (i.e. cut) their corpus cavernosum penis.
Haha poor Twilight. She's now scarred forever!
I know the feel Twi. That was hilarious!
And it was going so well!
I'd read this now, but first I have to shoot thing in Unreal Tournament. But I have to install it first...
I was too baffled by the ending at first, (which was hilarious, btw) but then I went back and read the ending again, and: "in her HAND". Really? I don't know what's funnier, the slip-up, or that the ending completely distracted my otherwise pedantic mind from it.
It was a typo. It's been fixed.
Thanks for the comment!
Funny stuff, man.
Thanks for the story upload.
I got to admit that made me laugh
I think it would of been nice without the ending by o well still good
The ending is the whole point of this story.
I know but it could have been so much more...I did see it coming but still, it was good
Oh gods... this is tragically accurate.
I laughed way to hard
is all. xD
Given that the entire thing is a setup for that ending, you really should set the rating to mature.
TEEN!?!? Get this into the mature category, for peats sake!
lol... just lol....
The Mature rating would only apply to graphic descriptions of a sexual nature. There is nothing of the sort here, since I am using a clever choice of words to describe what is going on.
>hoof wrapped around it
I don't think they work that way mate.
Much more relaxing… I don't think Twi thought the same as that dood.
When in doubt, ask a mod. I've messaged the mod who approved this story, so hopefully they can set the record straight.
At first, I thought this was going to be an introspection piece about how Twilight might meet a friend in an otherwise unreliable method of random chatting. Then I realized you'd listed this as a comedy, so I instantly knew something was going to be, or go, wrong.
My first suspicion might be that he'd leave and someone else, perhaps a family member or a roommate, would screw things up for him and possibly traumatize her.
Poor Twilight. No pony should have to see that... well, if they don't want to, anyway.
it took me awhile to realized "object was long and smooth... had a hoof wrapped around it which was moving up and down at an increasing rate of speed" but when it did.. oh god why
This seems utterly transparent for my liking...
At first, I was like
But then I was like
Good story, you get a like!
I'm sorry, what?
I refer your attention to this comment: >>15322351532235
I am merely telling you that I have sought advice from the mods regarding the situation about the rating.
I was expecting Omegle at first, then speed dating... good thing it wasn't...
Anyway, this gets a like from me.
Funniest way to end a story award goes to.... GeodesicDragon! was there ever any doubt?
I'm honoured to accept this award.
Actually, I meant that I don't believe a hoof would be able to bend in such a way so as to pleasure oneself on webcam.
Oh. Well sorry. I must have read it wrong.
No need to apologise on your part; I'm a bit hard to understand sometimes.
At the very least a warning. That was hardly clever wording, when its that blunt. Change one or two words to what you really mean and its mature. Putting up as teen, without warning of content, is deseptive, crude, and perverted.
I liked the story. Seemed to be very normal and had a surprise ending. Either way, you've got my like! Keep up the good work!
It was fuuny to listen to a voice other than my head read.