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Fiddlebottoms

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#1 · 90w, 5d ago · · ·

THAT WAS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL:raritydespair:

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#2 · 90w, 5d ago · · ·

"Kierkegiara, then."

This made my whole body go in spasms.

I so fucking hate this guy.

Anyway. Only thing i have to say: Fucking epic, actually deep and beautiful while holding your usual dose of what the fuck.

I would say, you ascended into higher state of being with writing this.

#3 · 90w, 5d ago · · ·

That was a fucking masterpiece. I fucking love you fiddlebottoms... I fucking love you.....

#4 · 90w, 5d ago · · ·

Have you ever got that feel wherein something beyond belief, something extraordinary happens and you just have to sit and contemplate whatever wonderful spectacle you beheld because you just can't wrap your head around it's glory.... that's how I fucking feel right this moment... I'm just sitting staring at the comments section physically unable to function..... fiddlebottoms... fuck....

This is going on my list of all time favorites of anything, I seriously enjoyed it that much. This must be what sex with girls feels like.

#5 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

Yes. This was excellent, I loved how you were actually making good points mixed in with the humor. And Luna eating the plate :rainbowlaugh:

I want to try my hand at writing Chrysalis now

Also, over 4000 words? Oh you make it look so easy. I can't go a paragraph without editing and revising what I wrote, which really slows me down

#6 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

Incredible, Fiddlebottoms. You never cease to amaze me with your brilliance.

#7 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

Normally I'm not one for crazy gore filled stories (aside from war esque ones) but after reading this, all I cn say is....dayum!!!

That was an excellent story indeed and you deserve all the praise you will get for this:pinkiehappy:

#8 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

“Yes, and Dark Stalker likes lollipops.”

“Red lollipops?” Celestia gurgled as the corners of her mouth twisted up into little curls. She proffered her blood-soaked hoof to the crowd.

“Ew, no, only Butterscotch flavor.”

Celestia sighed, "I'm sorry for drawing negative assumptions about your personal habits based upon your appearance."

With that, she left the room, having learned a very important lesson about stereotypes.

Good for you, Celly-Baby.

ALSO

#9 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

Wow, this was pretty awesome. And like Sunshine-Smiles, I thoroughly enjoyed Luna's Plate and Utensil diet. Also, Bloody xenomorph acid semen snot? Absolutely hilarious. Where did she even get the organs to produce that?

#10 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

Me damnit

It was at this point where I lost it. I seriously needed this tonight. It was fuckin HILARIOUS! :rainbowlaugh:

#11 · 90w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

I learn something today.  

Practice.  Patience.  Preservation.

#12 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

That was orgasmically good.

#13 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

This was unexpectedly enjoyable. :pinkiecrazy:

#14 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

This was certainly interesting to say the least and oddly entertaining. When I heard of larval feed processing plant, I knew what was going to happen. :rainbowlaugh:

#15 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

Uh...

I, err...

What?

#16 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

AWESOME! ANOTHER SUICIDE STORY!

#17 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

Bwahahahahaha!

#18 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

This actualy makes sense some how... If I was immortal, I'd enjoy freaking people out by kiling myself and then coming back a few days later. :twilightsheepish:

#19 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

And it made the feature box, huzza!

#20 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

>>1538139 yeah, but how is anyone's guess, it was way down on the list, then suddenly boom, featured. less views likes and favs than quite a few other stories.

#21 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

>>1538158

Maybe it was because of the shear speed of which it happened? It got this many likes in just a few short hours after all.

#22 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

>>1538161 Comments go back to ten hours ago, 120 views, 29 favs... this is not a shooting star of a fic. yes there's more views now, but at the time it hit featured this just did not have any real push for the box. There was another fic further up on the popular list, 12 hours old, and it had 300 views 63 likes and 50 favs. I'm not saying this is a bad fic, but it baffles me how it skipped past other stories with more views.

#23 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

Howdy all, I promise to respond in more depth to most peeps when I have time.

>>1538170

It only got published 5 and a half hours ago. Given the slow rate at which fics came out yesterday (and I'm still on the front page), I'd say the heat system just played out crazy in my favor this time.

#24 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

Dafuq did I just read?

What the hell was that all about?!

I am not going to question this and give to all my friends!

#25 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

Holy, Shit..... that's just so fucking weird.

Celestia, do us ALL a favor and just give this whole thing up, will ya?

Great story man, really great.

#26 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

I love this story. It appeals to my sense of humour. It's funny, because at the time I was roleplaying as a character who had almost been killed with music in the background earlier that day.

#27 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

good lord man, this was beautiful... just the right amount of dark comedy

#28 · 90w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

Excuse me for a moment.

DAFUQ?!

Okay time to read.

#29 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

Liked the fanfic from the beginning, LOVED it when I read 'Me Dammit..."

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

such hilarity to begin a day of college lol thank you!

#30 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

Oh wow, this is:pinkiesick:.

Yet it is also morbidly amusing.

#31 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

>>1538181 Please don't misunderstand, I am not expecting you to justify why your fic got featured, I just found it very odd. The heat system does some very odd things. Congratulations are in order, I will just be over here scratching my head.

#32 · 90w, 4d ago · 2 · ·

"You look like shit."

"Yes."

I...

I...

Words do not suffice....

#33 · 90w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

Also,

“Sister,” said Luna, “You look like shit.”

“Yes.”

:rainbowlaugh:

#34 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

>>1538274

Fair enough it was odd, but then again so was "Luna eats and oreo" getting featured. And this story is so much better than the others because it contains gore.

/Discussion.

Also it is steadily climbing the ladder, now it's at spot 4.

#35 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

Hmmmmmmm...... YOU MUST MAKE MORE OF THESE:flutterrage: also

#36 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

>>1538302 Well yes because it is featured now it will climb lol

#37 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

An adventure in the finest Grand Guignol style!

#38 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

The death-seeking immortal stuck her head through the noose, feeling the rope wrap rough around her throat.

I think you should change the "rough" to "roughly". :pinkiehappy:

#39 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

Me when I was reading the fanfic:

After a sip of root beer float:

And lol, Luna eating plates? I thought there was something wrong when I read Her sister, Luna, was seated on a cushion, chewing on a plate of scrambled eggs.

#40 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

Celestia sighed, "I'm sorry for drawing negative assumptions about your personal habits based upon your appearance."

MFW :rainbowlaugh:

#41 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

XD that ending

#42 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

I...I don't know what to say that's...I...:heart:

Also

>>1537621 What? How on earth is there clop in this?:rainbowhuh:

#43 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

This got more than a few wee laughs out of me, which is good news for you, because very few fanfics do that :rainbowlaugh: I heartily congratulate you!

Although:

She laughing musically at the thought of never performing such a menial, pointless task again.

Laughing should be laughed, I believe

#44 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

“I like lollipops!” shouted a guard in the back.

#45 · 90w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

Fuck it. This is too good an author to be left unfollowed.

#46 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

I was both turned on by it and laughing at the samentime. That was epic!:twilightsheepish:

#47 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

Damn you author, you just made my day! :pinkiehappy:

Brilliant piece. Can't wait to see more from you.

#48 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

...chewing on a plate of scrambled eggs.

I see what you did there... :ajsmug:

"Have you got anything in a Scootaloo?"

:rainbowlaugh:

#49 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

It was disgusting but surprisingly interesting. Way to go.

#50 · 90w, 4d ago · · ·

Uhhhhh, somehow I don't think Celestia would actually do something like that. But funny XD

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