When a human turns up in Equestria asking for sex, he is met only with perplexed stares and questions.
Don't take this seriously.
I really don't know what came over me.
>>15171781517178 Oh lawd, ya must've had some marijuana again. What does e'erone tell ya 'bout marijooana!?
>>15173681517368 MAGIC HASH
Whatever it was, I hope you enjoyed it.
>>15171781517178 Holy crap, that's one story in each of the last three days.
>>15173761517376 MAGIC MUDDABUCKIN SCRAMBLED EGGS!
>>15171781517178 How much drugs did you take?
>>15173901517390 SPARKLY SAUSAGE
>>15173991517399 None, just a little tired, and the feature box has like 7 sex stories in it. Blegh.
I'll probably delete this afterwards. Although I'm feeling the bandwagon thumbs down coming in. There's no way 9 people already read the entire thing.
>>15174141517414 EFFERVESCENTLY SCRUMPTILITIOUS BOOGER-PICKIN' BACON, BEEYOTCH!
Is it wrong that I enjoyed this?
>>15174161517416 I don't believe you. I know you take drugs. Don't lie to me Only. This relationship of ours can't be built on lies.
>>15174311517431 it was written to be enjoyed.
I feel like having a mental breakdown for some reason.
>>15174351517435 I promise I don't do drugs.
Trolling ponies are best ponies
I can honestly say that this was one of the best things I've read. Not as good as "The End of Ponyville" or "My Little Stachie", but close.
Also, don't turn into Art Inspired and go all self loathing on us.
I really don't know how to respond to this.
>>15174191517419 SILENT SCREAMING SEXUAL SANDY SCROTUM SALAD!
>>15174511517451 MOUTH-WATERIN', MELANCHOLIC, MELODIOUS, MAGICAL, MYSTERIOUS, MILKSHAKE!
>>15174631517463 CRAPPY CREAM CRUSTED CUMCAKES!
>>15174691517469 SEXY SPAGHETTI!
>>15174751517475 RAUNCHY RAVIOLI!
>>15174801517480 HORNY HUMUS!
>>15174901517490 PENIS PIZZA
>>15174951517495 VAGINAL VANILLA ICE CREAM!
>>15175101517510 And just like that you killed it.
This actually made me laugh. Well done.
>>15175161517516 MUAHAHAHA! SEMEN SALIVA SAUSAGE SAUSAGE!
>>15175271517527 BITTER BLACK BALL BISCUITS!
... Whatever you had before you wrote this, I want some
I am so scared
>>15174441517444 self-loathing? Who's self-loathing. Certainly not me.
>>15175381517538 FLABBERGASTED FLAMBOYANT BUCKIN FRENCH FRIES.
>>15175451517545 No, I just want to make sure you don't go "BAWWW I HATE HOW MAH STUFF IS SO POPULAR BAWWW THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER READ THIS ONE BAWWWW". That pisses me off so much.
I love Art Inspired, but his self-destructive attitude kills it a bit for me. He should just be happy he gets as many views as he does.
Not that you've ever done that, it's a precautionary measure.
>>15175481517548 ASSUREDLY ASININE ASS APPLES!
>>15175611517561 There is no way I will ever devolve to self-loathing. I write stories for my OWN enjoyment, and post them to share my enjoyment. But srsly my fix are so bad plz reed other ones.
>>15175661517566 CRUSTY COLORFUL CHERRYCHANGAS!
>>15175421517542 A little something called life.
>>15175721517572 And it's not even other people's stories! It's his own! He goes and posts a story, whines about it, then refers us to another one of his stories(granted, which are far better then the first one, but still).
And I'm glad you won't. I'd just liek you to know that almost every one of us has enjoyed the fics you've been making
>>15175781517578 TASTY TURTLE TESTICLE TARTS!
this is a beautiful reconstruction of post-soviet socialist realism
(i may or may not be deprived of sleep)
>>15175991517599 CUNT CEREAL!
The ending was perfect.
I don't think I've ever laughed as much at a fic before.
Now... it wasn't exactly the highest quality laughter ever, like when there's something that's so hilarious you can't stop yourself, but it was consistent and satisfying laughter.
Definitely funny. Also, kinda cringe-inducing, but that's half the fun. Kinda saw the ending coming. The idea of cat sized ponies is crazy adorable.
>>15175271517527 Outstanding oral orange orchid orgies? Acceptable anal Apple attacks?
This was hilarious When RD 'mixed up the words' just.... just.... THEN THAT ENDING
>>15176121517612 BOOB BROWNIES!
I fucking lol'd.
>>15176281517628>>15176301517630 SEDUCTIVE SPRITE LEMON-LIME!
>>15176381517638 SLIPPERY SEXUAL SPIKE SLIDERS!
This makes me wanna force 'em
>>15176471517647>>15176381517638 SEXY SUNSET SASPIRILLA SQUIRTING!
~Will read this later due to my intense curiosity~
>>15176381517638>>15176871517687 NASTY NIRVANA NUKA-COLA NUGGETS! (lolwut)
>>15176941517694 YES FALLOUT!!! ahem, I mean
>>15176381517638CRUSTY PARROT CARROT CREAMPIES!
HALF-BAKED HALF-LIFE HASH BROWNS!
>>15176471517647>>15176871517687>>15176941517694>>15177071517707>>15177111517711 RIGHTEOUS ROUNDED RIDICULOUS RETARDED RASPBERRIES.
>>15177811517781 TENACIOUSLY TRUNCATED TWILIGHT TITS!
This made me feel sooooooo fucking awkward...I laughed my ass off though. Nice job.
>>15177871517787 PRETENTIOUSLY PRETTY PINKIE PUSSY!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyye liked it.
>>15178081517808 ... can has?
>>15178081517808>>15177111517711 PASTEL PAINTED PICKLED PEPPERONI PARTRIDGE PENIS PAINTINGS!!!
>>15178761517876 POETIC PUPPERONI PASTEL PRETENTIOUS PEARS!
>>15178761517876>>15178081517808 RAVENOUSLY RAUNCHY RARITY RIMJOB!
>>15178931517893 what is going on.
>>15178931517893 COOPERATIVE COEXISTING CONTEMPLATING CONFORMING COLLABORATING COW COW!
ANGRY APPLEJACK ASPRAGUS 'APPLEBUCKING'
>>15179091517909 PITIFUL POMEGRANATES!
>>15178941517894 I HAVE NO CLUE
Please save me
FANTASTIC FLACCID FLUTTERSHY FUTA FANDOM FUCK!
>>15179191517919 QUANTUM QUILLERY'S ASSTROT QUEING CUMQUATS!
>>15179091517909>>15179261517926 RIDICULOUSLY RETARDED RASPBERRY RAINBOW DASH RAPE!
>>15179261517926>>15179191517919>>15179181517918>>15179071517907>>15178941517894 DOMINATIX DONUTS DIDDLING DERPY'S DNA DUMPSTER!!!!! DAILY!!!!!
>>15179371517937 Ah, so someone else enjoys Bronystories
>>15179371517937>>15179261517926 COLLECTIVELY COPULATING COLGATE CARELESSLY!
>>15178941517894 We must be confusing you greatly.
>>15179371517937 DUMBFOUNDED DONUTS DELIVERING DUMBBUTTS DELICIOUSLY!
>>15179531517953 ROUNDED REPORTING RAUNCHY RAVIOLI-LIKE REGIDAR REPORTING RAUNCHY RAVIOLI-LIKE COMMENTS!
>>15179581517958>>15179531517953>>15179371517937 yeah I'm going to have to ask y'all to stop...
>>15179581517958>>15179371517937 Yeah, guys, let's quit.
>>15179621517962 Sorry about all this. I hope it was at least entertaining.
>>15179531517953 I've been reading since... well... not day one... idk, second or third story I think
>>15178941517894 The key is to use random alliterations to say nonsense.
>>15179561517956 TENTACALED TORCHICKS TORTUROULSY TEARING TICKLED TANK TORTISES TERRIFFICALLY!!!!
>>15179621517962 *sighs* I'm sorry... that did escalate rather quickly....
>>15179731517973 Come on, at this point we're simply spamming.
>>15179701517970 He's pretty awesome. Not as great as our lovely Theonly here, but... he's pretty swell
>>15179861517986 *loudly* I don't know. TheOnly is good, but I think Bronystories might be better
I KNOW! We'll put them in a writer battle to the death to determine the best
>>15179951517995 *cracks knuckles* bring it.
>>15179671517967 It was mildly amusing, and confusing.
>>15180151518015 Clop vs. Random.
OH SHIT WE ALL GON DIE
Amusing and confusing? Dr. Seuss approves.
...Hm. I usually don't read this sort of thingy. But for some reason, it was kinda funny. Even if I wasn't sure if they were trolling or not. Whatever the answer... HMEH.
>>15179661517966 ...Whaaaaaaaaat.... whhhhyyyyyyyyyy...? That is the weirdest conversation ever, and I may lose fictional sleep over this.
I present to you a badge for awesomeness.
>>15180221518022 random? My stories are NOT random. Do you want to see random? THIS is random!
>>15180151518015 see, you had to completely shut off your brain for it to make perfect sense... also, I am immortalizing it in a blog post >>15180221518022>>15180041518004
>>15180421518042 its a parody of sorts.
>>15180491518049 Ah yes, Troll is another great author. Yours are more pariodic then his. So forgive me on that one
>>15180421518042 Wait, d' I git it?
I have no words...