How does an immortal deal with the crushing burden of living forever? Of seeing friends, lovers, and everything else age and leave her behind? By indulging in the finer things.
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Cloudhammer
I never make mistakes. I thought I'd made one once, but I was wrong.
Cloudhammer
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LOLz^^
That...was funny^^
not much more to say
Wheres that slow guy clapping gif when I need it?
Many thanks go to Aegis Exemplar for his spriting skills and making the awesome line breaks for this story
Another Masterpiece
Just... awesome.
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Closest I got.
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I got you bro
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Good man!
Thank god, I thought this was going to be a lot worse it was. (Been reading too much Princess Molestia.)
1508182 Well, I admit to having been inspired to do this from the Molestia fics, only to examine something more lighthearted and comedic instead of going right to sexual
XDDDDDDDD
Best. Ending. Ever!
This story would have been hilarious enough without the line breaks. With them, you actually made me spit-take.
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*achievement get*
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That makes the tally Cloud Hammer 1, Chengar Qordath 32. Just a bit of catching up to do. =D
1508402 Nah, I'm nowhere near to Chengar's level
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Well, according to Comma, you're 1/32 his level...
...HA! Now that's brilliant, simply brilliant. I nearly woke up my house from laughing at that.
What happens in Celestia's chambers during one of her moods, stays in Celestia's chambers during one of her moods.
tl;dr
... and then they all had sex!
Quite funny. I wonder what Celestia thinks about this afterwards. Like "I hope it was fun for them, too."
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Probably a good thing Cloud Kicker never ended up joining the Guard after all, if it meant she might end up getting involved in something like this.
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CK: Expectations...altered. Forever.
Me: "Pure comedy, huh? This is a must. Hmm... nothing funny here, nothing here... Oh please you've got to be kidding me... OH! WHAT A
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Can't. stop. GRINNING!
A Cloudhammer story that DOESN'T take place in the Cloudyverse?!
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HAHA! BRILLIANT!
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Yeah. Cloud Kicker is probably the only pony who would've been happy to end up with Molestia.
Well...I didn't see that coming. Even when I read it through a second time, I didn't see it coming.
At first, I thought it was going to be a poetry reading. As soon as Celestia said she was going to play with them, though, I knew it was going to be a tea party. I'm becoming almost frighteningly good at predicting these anticlimax stories...
That's not to say this was bad in any way. Quite the contrary. It was a most enjoyable tale of the safety valve for Celestia's sanity, and quite an amusing tidbit about the properties of her mane. I may actually have to use that...
In any case, thank you for the lulz. Though I have to wonder what they did when Luna wasn't available to seal her sister within the caste...
I knew it was gonna be a tea party!
inb4 featured box comments.
I'll bet she is faking it and just trolling for her own fun.
The ending was so funny. 
I need therapy now...
The hard cider kind. lol
Read this recently, personally not a fan of these "What a Twist" fics. I have to admit though, the bit at the end where all the stallions agree to say that they were violated was a nice bit of open ended humour. Did they really think it was that bad? Or are they just saying they were used as boy toys to save face?
1523869 To save face. After all, you're not going to tell your friends back in the barracks that you got forced into frilly dresses and had a tea party, are you? No, it'd be a horrifying tale of how you were strung up while unspeakable things were done to you, and how you endured it all like a stallion's stallion
Yes, much better to say that they were violated in the worst possible way than admit to being forced to submit to a tea party.
At least this way they won't have their man cards taken away. That's supposedly the worst thing that can happen to a guy. After that, you're not allowed to drink anymore beer or something.
1509178 Actually there's nothing that says this DOESN'T take place in it.
But Molestia has been permanently dethroned. I can never take Molestia seriously now, I'll constantly be imagining THIS
A DANCE IS NEEDED FOR THIS BRILLIANCE!
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BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA!
1552391 Then I have achieved my goal
Can say it's a late night reply, so might be a bit woozy. Anyhow, was not sure what to expect from this, but will see how it turns out as I read along. Will hope that it doesn't go "dull" so to speak, at least including overall stuff. Moving on, not sure "you fillies" would be an overly accurate term to use logic wise. Seeing how it's both a matriarchy, and stuff like that overall doesn't seem to be an issues. "foals" would work better I think. Anyhow, even if nothing like that, she did seem to go for either gender, so that's chill in that term. And okay, the ending was sorta like one of the two I was expecting :P Did still surprise though ;P Have to say however, it was a tad bit stereotypical and norm wise, but was still quite funny.
Hahahaha, oh lordy that ending! xD
For your exceptional work have a Celestia eating a banana.
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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
THE HUMANITY!
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I tip my hat to you, Mr. Fangwarden.
why didn't I get invited to the tea party? I wanna go.
1552694 That's a very long gif.
Needless to say, I watched the whole thing.
...Silly, unexpected, and just downright wrong. You sir, have earned a like, enjoy
When I saw the first scene break image, I was really expecting the princess to get closer to the guards in the next images.
Ouch! Poor, poor guards...