Alright, I'll give it a look:  I really love "Two Best Friends Play." Though I'm really busy, a thousand words or so isn't too much trouble to look at.

Hmm, wonder how this will go. I can see them commenting on everything and seeing how pissed the ponies get haha

You have my attention. Proceed.

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I do too, which makes this story even worse.

I mean, the punctuation fuck-ups are par for the course on the FimFic front page. That I get, and frankly I didn't expect anything more. No, the part that bothers me is when people write generic, shitty HiE fics and throw in the names of some moderately famous internet figures to increase their popularity. On top of that, the things that normally make Two Best Friends funny (banter between Matt and Pat) don't translate to text, so all the jokes here seem forced and, frankly, painful to read.

This is neither well written nor original nor funny. 2/10.

MOAR!!!

>>14998401499840 Yeah, you're right. I hardly took the time to brush up on either MLP or TBFT. This story was a rushed piece of crap that I had written off some emotional itch that for some reason I needed to fulfil. Hopefully next time I'll take the time to plan and write out a decent story. If there is a next time.

*scroll scroll*

(sees matt and pat)

(takes hooves off the mouse)

"Hmm interesting..."

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other than that at the beginning it's pretty solid, now go get chapter 2 done or else...

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Eh, I didn't find it to be THAT bad (for example, I disagree with the "WALL OF TEXT" comment. It's just that, usually, here on fimfiction, it's normal for there to be smaller paragraphs, nothing else). It's certainly an interesting concept. I mean, it was only a matter of time before someone made a TBFP crossover with ponies.

To stray from the bland and generic HiE idea, I suggest adding some spice to the mix! Like, giving them both a special ability (hint: Pat has something to do with not being visible and Matt has something to do with a nation). AND, since their "friendship" is based upon a love of video games and not of each other, that will certainly clash with the ponies's ideals ("I wish you nothing but a fiery, painful and slow death." "Love ya too, Pat.").

Anyway, looking forward to the next chapter (if there is a next chapter, that is)!

you know what would be funny

if two best friends them selves read this fic on you tube. but it probably will never happen

I love this please give me more

>>15055311505531 Thanks for the help. It's really appreciated.

I can see this going very well.

i was the first to do this.

you were the second,

but you were the first to do it right, and make it funny as hell and for that we thank you

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Curse you Matt!

my sides are just gone from laughing the last part got me good

Now that's more like it. I swear, the Captain America scene had me grinning ear-to-ear!

Now thats the pat that I know and laugh at

My god, this is the best thing ever!

Please, for the love of all things Two Best Friends, update this fic soon!

when he said he was saved by captain america I was thinking "aw. matt must have been helped by a guy on halloween dressed as CA when matt was being bullied by a bunch of trick-or-treaters "

But Nope. He read too many comic books and had a wild imagination LOVED IT

FUCKING

GENIUS!!!

. . .

deh fuq

...................

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I cant stop laughing LOL

Aww shit America and pat ist invisible ...  HES INVISABLESSED!!!!!!!!

I want to laugh so hard right now, but my mouth physically can't do that.

Cutie marks on the back of their hands, DAMN IT! I was going to do that

With Mat and Pat Equestria will never be the same.

PLEASE KEEP IT UP.

Awesome.  Just. . .awesome.

that is an interesting concept Humans having a reaction to magic

Brilliant

I can just see Matt running through ponyville yelling "Fucking America!"

His special talent is America? Now thats something. Oh and aren't they from canada or something?

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

I don't give a shit if I'm Canadian.

MERIIIICA! FUCK YHEA COMING TO SAVE THE MOTHA FUCKIN DAY YHEA

MERICA! FUCK YHEA

SO LICK MHA BUTT AND SUCK OF MHA BALLS

MERICA!

It just keeps getting better. America, fuk yea!

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Yes. Yes. Yes. A thousand times yes. ALL OF MY YES! TAKE 'EM!

"What the fuck happened?" Pat questioned.

"Quiet! There are foals here!" Twilight shot at Pat. He put up his hands defensively

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What's better than being invisible? Being invisibless, because your so fuckin invisible!

You should seriously put that in later

good chapter but

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AWESOME CHAPTER AND I MEAN IT

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you should make Lyra break into the house in the middle of the night and then she starts doing some weird shit to the (Matt and Pat)

"It's not rape if you like it." Then it's rape

I love dis why dint they use thier powers in the first place?

OH GOD THIS IS BRILLIANT!

Invisi-Pat, awesome sauce. I'm honestly imagining this whole thing like an episode of the flash series, and it's brilliant. More.

>>15420011542001 Thanks. The "Funtime Adventures" feel was what I was aiming for.

da hell matt!

FUCK YAAAAAAAAAA

You got the 2 of them messed up matt is the nice one pats the mean one

>>15460561546056 It was kinda the point. Pat's constantly angry, so a blow-out from him wouldn't be much of a surprise. Matt, on the other hand, is generally a nice guy, which makes his outburst more of a shock.

I like how Matt just goes rage mode on Rainbow Dash then immediately falls asleep, just shows you that he just aint cut out for being mean, wears him out too much. I love this story now,

What's that Francis? Your voice is all muffled from your head bein' so far up your ass!

Oh, and I have a question go Rainbow Dash. Do the cucumbers lie bedsore of after theyre soaked in evil?

*Before

This becomes more hilarious and amazing as it progresses. I can't wait for more.

AWWWW SHIT SON!!!!!!!!

... damn matt

This ...will not end well but will be awesome at the same time.

This will be good

Yay Arcade games

dun dun dun!!!

Dis gunna be good!

there fucked

Just sent them a link to this amazing story in a tweet. I think they should really like it. Excellent story by the way.

BROTHER! WE'RE IN EQUESTRIA NOW!

Me gusta

Oh man... The "Niko" scene had me in tears! I haven't laughed that hard reading a story in a very long time.

They also gained English accents, for some reason.

...And from that point on, I was expecting a James Small reference.

"I don't eve like bowling"

Loving it, especially they also gained english accents, seems legit.

sweet.

~reads niko reference~ I don't get it the first think that popped into my head was "cat" niko = cat in japanese

i lost it when he did the roman impersonation

>>15806801580680 Niko Bellic is the protagonist of Grand Theft Auto IV. He has a cousin, Roman, who acts almost exactly like Pat's imitation.

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>>15807021580702

No wonder i didn't get it I thought it was about a famous bowler

lol maybe its a good thing rarity only thought it was about bowling

Oh sweet god it keeps getting better.

please moar!!  

>>15807021580702 these guys?

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>>15830471583047 Eeyup

COUSIN!!! WANT TO GO BOWLING?!?! God i love you for that reference

Aw, I was also hoping for a James Small reference, but this is still amazing.

And if Matt does a "Kickback!" in any future chapters, I'm gonna flip out

Pat is really fucked. Even though I like him a bit more than Matt, and considerably more than Woolie, I bet he can't act nice for more than five minutes.

"Did you..." the redhead began.

"Yeah," Matt replied. "You?" Pat nodded.

They looked around to see if anyone was there, then fistbumped. They got laid...... by pony princesses...... f#ck yeah!

Hmm, well, I can understand if they're attracted to dem asses, but, imo, the 'cosmic lovin'', as you so poetically put it, was pushing it.

But, again, that's just my opinion.

Other than that? This was pretty damn good. Keep it up, Mercenary.

Spearhead?  Bet his wife is very happy.  

I never thought i would use this so soon but

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it was still funny until they went to bed then it just got weird

I'll still read but that was just weird and funny but weird also

Well... I did NOT see that coming.

Well that was smooth.  NOW YOU MUST GIVE ME MORE !!!!

This....was funny XD

Let Twilight and the others find out when their eating breakfast. I want spit takes.

And the shipping according to "Two Best Sisters" is complete. Also, I came.

This had to have been the funniest chapter so far

>>15934281593428

Oh shit I can't stop laughing!!!!1

So does this now count as clop?  What the hell are you going to think up next you beautiful bastard you.

>>15936191593619 This is Two Best Friends. Weird is par for the course.

Dat ass! Hahahahhaaha

Gettin down with the sisters

>>15963361596336

true

Matt could've pulled off a top hat and cane.

EH, NIKO MY COUSIN! LETS GO BOWLING!

What do we do with a drunken whaler

What do we do with a *hic* drunken mailer

What do we do with the Moves Like Jagger

Early in the morning?"

Oh Jesus, here comes the james smalls!

"I SAY"

"QUITE"

UM i want to screw royalty right now.

I was laughing my fucking ass off when they said it

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and so the plot thinkens

xD