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Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

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Oh shit, what did Celestia did now? :facehoof:

1613616 I think she indulged her turn it to stone hobby again :facehoof:

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oh my fucking god that link i hilarious :rainbowlaugh:
can't wait to find out what celestia fucked up this time

Finally. Been waiting forever for this.

I would like to say thank you to little big pony for updating this story. I have waited a long time for this to update.

Nice new update now I nead to waite for the next chapter for explanation what happend in the past.....so the ultimate waiting game begin!!....agan :flutterrage:

" But that doesn't mean you getting a punishment."

um.... either they lied, you forgot to add 'not'/'won't' or Celestia is a masochist (as in punishment would be not getting slapped!)!

" Now go make me a sandwich WOMEN!"

Did you mean all of the ponies or just Celestia (it should then be womAn)?

You have many faults in this chapter.... get a proofreader!

You have to start a ne paragraph whenever a different person begins to speak. Always. There should never be more then one person talking per paragraph.

Comment posted by little big pony deleted Dec 20th, 2012

He's such a badass he can offer chrysalis pizza, now that takes serious balls.

I say one of the humans could have been mutated into Mc Knuckles Fist Punchalot.

I am really surprised that this didn't get as big as it should have. Great chapter!

I like the story so far.

One critique, don't put one character speaking, and then another character reacting, on the same line. It will through the reader off, and really confuse them, causing them to reread to see who is doing/saying what.

wow. So does this mean there were 6 humans? Or is that Empress or Warlock? Anyway, great chapter. 2nd story I've read today where Blueblood gets beaten in a sword fight by a human. :pinkiehappy:

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The human chuckled, turning toward his fire, swirling his drink.

Empress - The female counterpart of Emperor.
Warlock - The male counterpart of Witch.

I'll place my bets on that it is Warlock.

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good point. Didn't really think about that before I wrote it did I?

2093710 well.. somewhat easy to overlook.

“Some on Applejack" i think you made a typo

The cake. :pinkiehappy:
Celestia will not forget that me thinks.

“That can't be a dildo; she has to use this thing to beat ponies to death."

exactly what i thought :rainbowlaugh:

“I guess we have to face it fellas" Forge said. “Our sisters a whore."

MY SIDES:rainbowlaugh:

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: ok this is a hoot, I love it.

So Celestia's a whore eh? Well that WOULD explain why she's always laid back in the show. Can't wait for more! :pinkiehappy:

Oh Warlock, you very predictable old-school villian.

Looking in Forge, Longs and Reaper they must be formers Elements of Harmony.

Forge - Generosity: Looking in his personality and acts, he was pretty generous, he liberated Chrysalis, give the girls Quicksilvers, and to forgive celestia after that "accidental" stone spell.
Longstrider - Laughter: Due his jokes and form of talking he is pretty much laughter.
Reaper - Honestly: Don't Know actuality.
the others
Empress - Kindness.
Warlock - Loyalty - Now he is a traitor

poor forge:twilightsheepish:oh well.cant wait for the next one

Comment posted by Blacklaw deleted Mar 25th, 2013

I may be one of the later readers, but this chapter made me laugh pretty fucking hard xD

"Because you made this thing and it says Celestia' dildo collection on it."

I think the last time I laughed this fucking hard was when I was playing CoD Zombies with my friends, literally fucking shit up and throwing all kinds of the most hilarious comments.

But seriously. I'll fucking sue you for causing me a half hour laughing session in 11:30pm. I think the whole building woke up...

Bro....The element of sexiness? REALLY? I CANT EVEN BREATHE RIGHT NOW *dies from suffocation* *Laughter to intense*

THE ELEMENT OF SEXINESS!

I'm dying right now! :rainbowlaugh:

That just... Cruel and Hilarious in the sametime, Good Job!

LOL, that last bit was funny

There are no words to do justice the amount of Win and Awesome that chapter ending was.

Oh god, I almost died of laughter at the time!

“I am Twilight Sparkle-”She turned around, showing the crowd her flank. Smacking said flank she yelled. “-THE ELEMENT OF SEXINESS!”

i was reading this in class and everyone just stared at me when i suddenly exploded into laughter... the teacher threw me out when i couldn't stop laughing:rainbowlaugh:

God dammit man! I'm seriously laughing nearly the whole fucking chapter XD
If you want to kill me, just do it!!!

FUCKING HILARIOUS.

MUST HAVE MOAR UPDATES!!!!

Words can't describe how funny this chapter is.

Teddy........... haaahaahaahaaaa

OLD DRAGON LADYFRIEND. SO MUCH HILARTIY. MOAR.

forgey's got a dragon groupie?:duck:

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