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Cyanide 61581

Joined November 2011
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    Cyanide's Stories (6)

    • The Moonstone Cup
      Twilight is invited to Canterlot to compete with some of the greatest unicorns in Equestria!

      61,073 words · 16,287 views · 1,722 likes · 26 dislikes
    • Twilight Sparkle Plays With Dolls
      Twilight Sparkle is a unicorn, and she has a problem...
      1,016 words · 7,757 views · 1,093 likes · 47 dislikes
    • Areas of Expertise
      Don't you use your fancy mathematics to muddy the issue!
      3,163 words · 1,943 views · 92 likes · 1 dislikes
    • The Broken Wing
      Rainbow Dash has yet another accident! How does this keep happening?
      1,626 words · 2,827 views · 96 likes · 3 dislikes
    • The Cutie Mark Crusaders and the Legend of the Rainbow Idol
      3,385 words · 866 views · 77 likes · 2 dislikes
    • Hexonxonx
      5,951 words · 2,285 views · 63 likes · 2 dislikes

    Twilight Sparkle is a unicorn, and she has a problem...

    First Published
    20th Oct 2012
    Last Modified
    20th Oct 2012

    Comments ( 206 )

    #1 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that ending. :rainbowlaugh:

    #2 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    and Trixie was making out with Chrysalis.

    This... it's gold. I like it... but, this is my over all thoughts.

    This will be featured. It's too stupidly funny NOT to be featured!

    Edit: Someone better pick up that phone, because I fucking called it!

    #3 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    ๏_๏

    This is funny/weird.

    I like it!:twilightsmile:

    #4 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Hang on a sec, I need to find somewhere to laugh without waking anyone

    #5 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Oh boy did I laugh.

    Out loud even.  And I'm a mute.  

    +2 points (whatever those are)

    #6 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    The ending pretty much made it.

    #7 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Hilariously awesome work. :moustache:

    I detect the feature box coming as well...

    #8 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Alright, that was genuinely funny :rainbowlaugh: Sometimes short and sweet is the best way to have a laugh.

    #9 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    This is a very short piece but I had to take brakes because I was laughing so hard. :rainbowlaugh:

    This is so far the best I've read.

    And OMG, that twist ending! :raritystarry:

    BTW:

    :rainbowdetermined2::heart::trixieshiftright:

    New OTP

    #10 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Amazing!  One of the funniest I've read in a long time! :rainbowlaugh:

    a3V
    #12 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Sellout! :c

    #13 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    PFFT

    I LOVE YOU NAO

    #14 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Oh god yes. Short, sweet, and hilarious. :trixieshiftright::rainbowwild::twilightblush:

    #15 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    #16 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    I call for a sequel, this was pretty funny (that is if it feels right, no point forcing it).

    #17 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Ha, love it

    #18 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    This is so funny:rainbowlaugh:

    #19 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    What other models are in that desk?  Could there be a purple pony, by any chance?  And a tall white one?

    #20 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again, sir! :rainbowlaugh:

    #21 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    These might now be the best 1000 words in pony fiction.

    #22 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    That is why I play video games and watch a lot of violent movies.  So no one will walk in on that sort of thing.

    r14
    #23 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    that ending its geniopsu. im glad this was fetured.

    #24 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Me: Head-cannon acquired.

    Logical Brony: What? But this comedy is highly unlikel-

    Me: HEAD, CANNON, ACQUIRED.

    #26 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>1476046 Awesome slither reference!

    #27 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    "Twilight, you've gotten really weird since Trixie dumped you."

    :twilightoops:

    #28 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Oh my god:derpyderp1:

    :twilightblush::heart::trixieshiftright:

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    #29 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Hilarious!! *glances over at the Lyra doll (read: plastic model) on my desk*

    I don't ship Trixlight, but I love this story!! :twilightsmile:

    #30 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>1476046

    Someone has been eating my premonition pizza, haven't they?

    #31 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Trixie needs to get back together with Twilight.

    #32 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    She has issues. Do another chapter, I want to see the intervention.

    #33 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    That Ending Was just One word to me and its VIRGIN! :pinkiegasp:

    #34 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    lol no wonder

    #35 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    only in this fandom would a girl playing with dolls be abnormal

    #36 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    But... what did I just... How did... :derpyderp1:

    #37 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Dat ending. :rainbowlaugh:

    #38 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>1476573 I kept waiting for that line to come up in the fic...

    #39 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    I liked the concept of Twilight using her figurines as an outlet. Huge humorous potential as well as potential for really nice deconstruction and introspection.

    Last line kind of ruined it for me. It cheapened the concept by making it a coping mechanism instead of a character quirk.

    #40 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Welcome to the feature box. <3

    #41 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>1477015

    It was definitely the first thing that crossed my mind while reading this!

    #43 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowlaugh:

    #44 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    this was really fun :scootangel:

    #45 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Am I the only one who thinks the author should write more chapters depicting Twilight playing which each of her friends (and enemies too)?:ajsmug::ajsmug::ajsmug:

    #46 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Is it bad that I can legitimately believe that Twilight would do such a thing?

    #47 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowlaugh: This is fantastic! So goofy it's realistic!

    #48 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    That was very entertaining.  Well done.

    #49 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    And it was rocketed straight to the featured box!

    Anyways, funny fic! :heart:

    #50 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    AAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA

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