Chapter 4 Welcome To The Family.
Then next morning after a very relaxing night of sleep I awoke to a certain orange pony staring at me from across the bed. I found that she look so cute when she was sleeping therefor Applejack is the best pony. I payed there for what I think was about ten minutes and then decided that staring at the mare I banged last night was really creepy and decided to hop out of bed as quietly as I could.
Apparently I wasn't quiet enough and as a result she woke up hopped out of bed with me and said " Last night I think you did more work than I have for three applebucking seasons".
Me being my usual self replied with a "Hell yeah baby and slapped her cutie mark with my tail. Which got me the result I wanted. A blush redder than Big Macintosh.
After a quick clean up and bath together I should should say *wink *wink we headed down stairs to she a sleeping Granny Smith who apparently fell asleep in her oatmeal, a struggling to stay awake filly, and Big Macintosh plaining passed out on the table and said Eeeyup in which I assume was his sleep.
I said " Holy crap were we that loud". And just then Applebloom said something that proves she is still innocent she said " Yeah you guys were wrestling for hours and were really loud I couldn't get any sleep". And with that I said "Well take a nap champ were going to go to Sugercube Corner for breakfast since Granny Smith fell asleep in the oatmeal and with that we trotted out the door.
We soon arrived at Sugercube Corner to find everyone else had already arrived. Cory had bloodshot eyes and what I assume was a hangover, Grant's hair was frazzled so I assume he and Twilight shared a bed to hehehe, Elliott was also hung over. Apparently he and Rainbow played shots.
Aside from Elliott, Cory and a guilty Grant the rest of us Graham, Jacob and I were fine having a very fulfilling night of sleep in a comfy bed but Rarity had a very faint blush on her face the whole time which made me wonder about the whereabouts of Graham's virginity...
During my concentrated time of thought Pinkie decided it would be a good idea to shove a cupcake in my mouth be because in Equestria you can't get apparently you diabetes. Or at least I'm pretty sure because Pinkie would be dead if you could, but there was something in the cupcake though it felt like paper but I didnt think anything of it until I got a paper cut in my mouth and spit out what I assume was an invitation to a famous Pinkie Pie party!
I unrolled the scroll to see that we were the guests of honor, Dj P0N3 was performing with Octavia's ensemble, and that it was at 7:00 to tonight. I had one thought and one thought alone. "Squee!". Yep that's all that came to my mind in that brief minute, and then realized that we haven't even moved into our house yet, and also that my tongue was bleeding and needed that I probably should get a bandaid.
Soon after fixing my tongue and the guys sleeping off thief hangovers we got our bag and started towards the house. As soon as we got to the entrance our jaws hit the fucking floor.
The place was PIMPED OUT. From even just the sheer size of it we all ran up the tall stairs like school fillies in record time.
As soon as we went inside we went into the kitchen and looked at the blueprints Celestia had left us and soon went to our rooms. Which I might add along with the rest of the house was pimped. All furniture was provided and the attic had apparently been pre stuffed with our mountain dew and the Armory had anything we could ask for.
Suits of armor, Spartan II suits, Cod weapons, halo weapons, assassins creed weapons, riot shields and just about anything else you could imagine not to mention ammo. Soon we were all taking out share of body armor, suits, and weapons to put in our rooms.
After settling down in our rooms we found that there are ladders in the floor that leads to a central bonus room that you share with the guy who is closest to you. Elliott share a room it has beanbags, a mini bar, a pool table, a kitchen, the xbox and tv, carpenter floors, a huge ass couch, and a hardwood deck which had a really nice telescope in it.
As for the rooms they were all decked out to fit our personal identities. Mine was a royal Nightmare blue with black lining and blue carpet along with a king sized bed with a dark blue quilt with a big Lunar Republic logo in it. There was also a flat screen, a computer, a laptop that was connected to it, mini fridge, a Lunar Republic poster that said Bide on it, surround sound, Dj equipment, Beats, and my xbox!
The closet had plenty of clothes for just about any occasion, a rack to hold weapons along with suits of armor, and my custom padded custom made Vito alto saxaphone in the corner of the closet. And finally In the bathroom there was a whirlpool tub, a walk in steam shower, custom dark blue gold rimmed sinks, and the shower that was made of the same thing to my complete and utter surprise had my puppy in and a note in it from princess Luna. It said.
Its me Luna and I hope you have enjoyed your stay so far. As you can see you puppy is here. Just like me though she is immoral and here to stay because sadly she has died in the real world and has decided she has missed you enough that she will live and follow you wherever you go. I will see you soon.
Queen of the Lunar Republic,
When I finished the letter I let my dog Marly out of her cage, and gave her the biggest hug ever. Of all time.
Soon we were all done exploring the house and meet up in the living room downstairs ready and prepped to get going. It was 6:30 and judging by my sense of direction that I learned at Canterlot castle I decided we should leave early, and with that we trotted out the door and left for the best night ever. Or so we thought.