Hi. I'm Ficta. I enjoy writing silly comedies and soul-shattering tragedies. There is no in between. :)
Everypony knows that Rainbow Dash is the most carefree pony around, so what happens when she discovers that she's pregnant? Will the fastest flier in Cloudsdale ever be the same again? Just who is the father? Will anypony see the funny side?
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Random demonic impregnation?
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Um, what did I just read?
LOL! Can't wait for the next chapters, and I loved the Jeremy Kyle show thing. Perfect way to put every damn talk show like Dr. Phil, Maury, etc. out there into a completely true stereotype. Dis gon' be good. A bunch of mustaches for you!!!!
What the hay did I just read?!
Continue Please
... You're a genius, good sir.
I think my brain melted...
Well, it is nice acid dream. So far so good.
But now I wonder when the torture will end and what consequences there will be to Rainbow's psyche.
You sure it has nothing to do with the large quantities of Seamen she swallowed/ did stuff with
Oh and you did Jeremy Kyle just right
Diablo means Devil
Oh and what the fuck did I just read
this is Random to the extream 
Wait... How do you make lemon drizzle cake with a vacuum?
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I didn't really want to spell that joke out in its entirety... but if you read what Rarity does and what she says, i.e. coat hanger/electric egg whisk/vacuum... Just think of things they could be used for in Dash's situation of not being sure if she wants to be a mother and guess why I switched the direction of the conversation.
1469371 Ooooohhh....
Wait... How did Rarity stain her lingerie at a televised public event?
1469406 It was the Jerry Springer Show... that should explain everything lol
Thank you all so much for your wonderful comments.
The third and final part to this epic tale will be out in a day or two. After that, I should be starting on my next fanfic. Don't forget to spread the word! The more support I have the more motivated I am to publish more stuff! 
Huh this is too weird that it killed my funny and my brain
This chapter wasn't as good as the others I feel...
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You know what? I agree. Part 3 just wasn't as funny and built itself up too much for a long-winded and paltry joke.Which is why I'm wondering if I should upload each fic in its entirety rather than breaking it up into chapters and posting them every few days. I wouldn't want for people to look forward to an update and walk away disappointed
I am already working on my next fic, and I assure you that it will be much better than this. This was a mere trial run, and I am adamant that I can get better.
1486512 lol I shall be watching for more from you.
The delicious insanity of it all
Biiiiiit too heavy on the satire here, in my honest opinion. It didn't feel like it was being sarcastic, just... Off. Oh well, still fun times.
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I hear you, brother. I shouldn't have rushed parts 2 and 3 out so quickly. My future stuff will blow this fic out of the water. You can quote me on it.
They're all OOC and they act like no pony else is there at times and how could Dash not know that she's pregnant until the nineth month. It just doesn't sit right with me and I hat criticism, but I just can't handle this.
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You want the CrackFic? You can't handle the CrackFic!!
This is one of the more enjoyable CrackFics I have read. A big plus goes to it for actually running spell check prior to publishing, unlike some others . . . Which I won't name . . . Mainly because I can't remember their titles . . . But I will remember this one . . . Fore sure. . . Honest?
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Thanks!