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Chapter: 1 » Trixie's Favourite Pony Report

Trixie offered a coy smile to the beautiful filly who sat across the table from her. She gave a flick of her hair and raised a glass. "Trixie never thought she would meet a pony as wonderful as you" she pouted. Her partner raised a glass at the same time.

Trixie clinked the glass against the mirror, which was propped against the chair on the opposite side of the table. "Oh Trixie!" she swooned. "I should have done this sooner!" She blushed. Her reflection blushed. This was the greatest date she had ever been on.

With a passionate swipe of her hoof, she knocked away the table, throwing herself at her reflection. Her reflection did the same. That was what she liked about herself, she thought: she was always good at doing what she wanted. "Oh Trixie, take me now!"

She started to kiss her reflection. Her kiss was a bit harder and flatter and colder than she had expected, but it was still good. She wrapped her hooves about the mirror and leant in. "Oh Trixie!" she gasped. "I've always loved you, from the moment I saw you!" The mirror looked back lovingly and returned the statement.

"I couldn't imagine anything better than this, my love!" she softly purred to the mirror. Her horn started to softly glow, and then, there was a tapping on her shoulder.

"Oh really?" smiled Trixie as she stood behind Trixie. Trixie recoiled. So did her reflection.

The second Trixie grinned smugly. "Oh Trixie. I'm a magical clone, created by your love for the most perfect unicorn in existence - you!" Trixie leaned in to embrace Trixie, who kissed her deeply back. They leant against the mirror, and Trixie's reflection joined in the three-way hug.

"This is really the best!" Trixie cried. "Me and two favourite ponies: me and me!"

At this point, the door to Trixie's caravan crashed open. "STOP TRIXIE, I AM HERE FROM THE FUTURE TO STOP YOU ACCIDENTLY KILLING YOUR MOTHER!" Standing in the doorway was Trixie, but older, her hair longer and whiter, more years visible on her face.

She stood awkwardly, watching the three-way tryst going on. "Oh, well... I think I took the wrong turning somewhere. I was supposed to be..."

Trixie lifted her head from being buried in Clone Trixie's mane. She waved a hoof to Future Trixie. "Trixie says it can wait, beautiful unicorn. Come!"

Future Trixie trotted over to Trixie and ran her horn down her back sensuously. Clone Trixie started to kiss Reflection Trixie, and Reflection Trixie rubbed against Future Trixie.

The quad-Trixie tryst was underway, when another figure appeared in the door. Outwardly it resembled a blue unicorn with silver hair and a purple hat, but instead of eyes were a visor, a red light glowing.

"DISENGAGE SMUG MODE!" Robot Trixie announced loudly, trotting towards the pile of Trixies. "ENGAGE OPERATION NARCISSISM!"

Soon the room was full of five Trixies, all having their way with each other, in the most beautiful menagerie imaginable. "Oh!" Trixie cried as Robot Trixie and Future Trixie kissed her mane. "Oh, I can't imagine anything better than this!"

"Buckle up fillies!" came a gruff voice from the door. A tall masculine blue unicorn with a silver goatee and purple hat stood there, surveying the scene with a broad grin on his face. "Now Trixies," said Parallel-Universe Trixie. "This is where it starts to get REALLY complicated!"

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#1 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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Okay...:trixieshiftleft:

Interesting

#2 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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#3 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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:trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright::trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright::trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright:
:trollestia:
Allen and Zachary Quickmane (guest)
#4 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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... I'm confused... which one was the original?
#5 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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I'm sorry, but talk about short and senseless.
#6 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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Instant favorite: the perfect narcissist romance!

(And never mind people complaining at the length: humor pieces like this benefit immensely from being short, and is one great example that longer isn't always better.)
#7 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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:trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright::trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright:

Me gusta!
#8 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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I read this a long while ago, hilarious to say the least :pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

Trixie is the boss, or, bosses??? :trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftleft::rainbowkiss:
#9 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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>>98977

I second this motion. :rainbowlaugh:
#10 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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Wait...what?
#11 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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With the mirror... and all of those other Trixie, wouldn't that mean that every single Trixie clone would have another mirror clone... and that would mean quadruple Trixies!!!
#12 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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I guess this would be a good time to mention that, in G1, baby ponies were created from magic mirrors.  Soon there will be SO MANY TRIXIES!!!

Really funny story, I lost it when Robot Trixie entered the fray!  :rainbowlaugh:
#13 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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This is like Seth's wet dream come true. :rainbowderp: :rainbowlaugh:
#14 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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>Clicked this fic expecting Trixie shipping.
>Got parallel universes and robots.
:yay:
#15 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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XD Nicely done.
CON-CEPTION (guest)
#16 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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This has to be inspired by the Back to the Future - What If? video.
#17 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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Yes! I loved this.  :trixieshiftleft::trollestia::trixieshiftright:
#18 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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That was amazing. :rainbowlaugh:
#19 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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>>99129

I've never seen that actually, got a link?

(If anything it would be the Stasis Leak episode of Red Dwarf)
#20 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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Uh... Hats off to you good sir, your just gave me another gentle shove towards insanity!:pinkiecrazy: Don't worry, it was bound to happen anyway! This is... wow... I mean, wow. If all the Trixie's came into contact, wouldn't the universe implode though? Either way, one mustache to you! :moustache: that ending... I mean, what a :twistnerd: Here, have some stars, I don't need them.
#21 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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#22 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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I DEMAND A SEQUEL!
#23 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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You forgot male Trixie, transformer Trixie, and human Trixie. (Oh, and filly Trixie, can't forget about her!):trixieshiftright:
#24 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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... what just happened?
#25 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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http://mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/rsz/262_medium.jpg
#26 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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First I was :applejackconfused:
Then I was :rainbowhuh:
Then I was :rainbowlaugh:
#27 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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While I was reading I was all like:rainbowhuh:
Then inwas all like :rainbowlaugh:
#28 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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How did this get featured? :moustache:
#29 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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As I recall, the myth of Narcissus ended with the titular character starving to death, unwilling to look away from his reflection for any reason.

So... TrixieXTrixieXTrixieXTrixieXTrixe to the death? And was that a Dr. Who quote at the end?
#30 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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:trixieshiftleft: x6

I always knew that they were meant for eachother.

:trollestia:
Anonymous (guest)
#31 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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I don't know what that was all about, and I'm not sure if it wasted my time or not.

So...um...yeah...
#32 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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Genius.
#33 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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Hmmmm Trixie approves :trixieshiftright:
#34 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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LOL this was funny ^_^ thats all I really have to say actually.  XD :ajsmug::derpytongue2::pinkiecrazy::rainbowlaugh::raritywink::yay:
#35 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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OTP. :trixieshiftright::trixieshiftleft:
#36 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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Lol.
#37 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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My favorite character was Trixie.
Aponymous (guest)
#38 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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MY OWN CLONE!

NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS!
#39 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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Narc pairings are very... interesting, to say the least.  Nopony can love you more than yourself.
#40 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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LMFAO BEST FIC EVER WRITTEN
#41 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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This is
THE~
BEST~
POSSIBLE~
THING~!! :raritystarry:

And that's saying something, because I hate Trixie with a passion and am shocked that I like a fic with her as the main character.! :twilightsmile:
#42 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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Im so Hipster I read this on Deviantart months ago...
#43 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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All of my stars.
Take them.
#44 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!!!!
#45 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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... What the buck did I just read?
#46 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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This is a paradox.
#47 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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:heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:

Oh dear Celestia why can't I stop laughing

seriously it's starting to hurt
#48 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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At first I was like :rainbowhuh:
But then I was like :rainbowlaugh:
And finally I was like :moustache:
#49 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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>>99378Mine too!:pinkiehappy:
#50 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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#51 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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:facehoof: i uh just :facehoof:
#52 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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I DEMAND MORE!!!!!!
#53 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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:trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright:
#54 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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HAD to do it sorry! Still think this fic is funny :scootangel:
#55 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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Oh yeah and btw...



:trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia:
Trollestia is turned on
#56 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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>>99774
You must teach me how to use the image magicks! :coolphoto:
(Did you mean Molestia, perhaps?:trollestia:)

But yeah, this is pretty much what I saw in my head.
#57 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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As Rainbow Dash so often says to Pinkie Pie: "you are so random!"
#58 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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You know what is my favorite story? Seven.

You know what I did to all of your things? Fucked 'em.

Know why I'm writing these? 'Cause they make more sense than this story. :trollestia:
OHAI (guest)
#59 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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>>99423 I SEE WHAT U DID THAR
#60 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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The story could end right here and it would be fine... Maybe :derpyderp1:
#61 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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#62 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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>>99795 Oh shit I DID mean Molestia :applejackconfused:

DERP MOMENT! :derpyderp2::derpyderp1::derpyderp2::derpyderp1::derpyderp2::derpyderp1:

You wanna know how to use images? NO PROBLEM! :trollestia:

Sent you the 'How to' in your inbox :scootangel:
Anon (guest)
#63 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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My reaction: WAT
#64 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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We zoom out to see Twilight writing this all in her fanfiction journal.
:trollestia:
Wut (guest)
#65 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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>>99195 ...Filly Trixie? Sex?
#66 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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Anypony know if this is getting a sequel?
#67 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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What... I... I don't... I don't even...

TAKE ALL MY STARS I DON'T NEED THEM ANYMORE

Really though. Mindfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
#68 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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>>99165
This is my new favorite pic. I have no idea, but I cracked up when I saw it.
#69 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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I don't....I can't...excuse me?
#70 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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Win! This is exactly what I imagine Trixie would be up to had she of been a more powerful magic user. This made me lol hardcore.
#71 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 6 days ago  
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:rainbowhuh: what is this i dont even...
-butts in from across the screen- I'll tell you what this is!! its AWESOME!!!! :pinkiehappy:
oohhh, i shoulda known. :pinkiecrazy:
this is pretty awesome. i had no idea what was going on half the time, but thats to be expected with robots and alternate dimension buff male trixies, i suppose.
:trixieshiftright::heart::trixieshiftleft:
^ this is your story in a nutshell.
#72 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 5 days ago  
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My mind! Filled with billions and Trillions of FUCK! TAKE IT! I won't be needing it ANYMORE!:pinkiecrazy:
#73 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 5 days ago  
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Twilight:Go buck yourself!
Trixie::trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright: Challenge Accepted.
#74 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 5 days ago  
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i read this at 6 am and i hadnt slept all night i had to re-read it 27 times after the fifth time i got a headache i was then clueless for an hour i then laughed my ass off on the london underground then a shit load of people started staring at me like i was a lunatic so then i said fuck off you retarded wankers so my morning was like :rainbowhuh: :pinkiesick: :rainbowlaugh: :flutterrage: all cause of this story...take all my stars you crook you
#75 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 5 days ago  
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Whoa... :derpyderp2:
#76 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 5 days ago  
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>>100050
It's funny your name reminded me of this story a friend told me, what was the guy's name? was it Candleja...
#77 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 5 days ago  
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Meh.

I've been the recipient of clone-orgies before.  Gets kinda boring after the first time because you always know what they'll do.

Worth trying, though. :twilightsheepish:
#78 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 5 days ago  
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0_0:pinkiegasp: who are you?
:) Oh, hi pinkie! Just an emoticon that enjoyed this crazy story of WTF
:pinkiecrazy:Am I going crazy?
>:) You've always been crazy
:pinkiesad2: Okay
#79 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 5 days ago  
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What da FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?!
#80 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 5 days ago  
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wait wud?
#81 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 5 days ago  
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#82 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 5 days ago  
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I'm thoroughly confused now...

Here, take these stars while I sort out what I just read.
No, read wasn't the right word. What I just experienced! :pinkiecrazy:
#83 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 5 days ago  
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its the battle of the trixies for the fate of MAGIC!!! :trixieshiftright::trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright::trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright::trixieshiftleft:
#84 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 5 days ago  
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What the buck did I just read cause it was GLORIOUS. Seriously though wat?
#85 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 5 days ago  
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I think you just invalidated every argument in existence. And violated my mind while you were at it.
#86 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 5 days ago  
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>>99195 She did have male Trixie, that was paralleled universe trixie.
#87 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 5 days ago  
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#88 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 5 days ago  
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uh oh, time paradox induviduals! everyone knows what happens to time paradoxers.




It involves the FBI. and Daleks





#89 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 5 days ago  
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Well, that was the weirdest episode of Love Boat I've ever seen. Do you agree Pinkie?
:pinkiesmile:
Indeed.
#90 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 5 days ago  
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I liked it until a robot appeared.
#91 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 5 days ago  
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:trixieshiftright::trixieshiftright::trixieshiftright:

I want it!:raritystarry::raritystarry:

I demand moar! :flutterrage:

:scootangel:
#92 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 5 days ago  
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Five Trixies = FIVE STARS!! Oh Celestia, this was the funniest thing I've read in a while :rainbowlaugh:
:heart: :trixieshiftright: :heart: :trixieshiftright: :heart: :trixieshiftright: :heart: :trixieshiftright: :heart: :trixieshiftright: :heart:
#93 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 5 days ago  
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You forgot LEGO Trixie,and Molestrixie. LOL :rainbowlaugh: :heart:
#94 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 5 days ago  
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dafuq did i just read:rainbowderp:
#95 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 5 days ago  
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This is by far the best ship-fic I have ever read.
#96 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 4 days ago  
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That hurts my head in all the right ways!!!

The Horny and Narcissistic Trixie strikes again!
Nick (guest)
#97 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 4 days ago  
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I love it.
#98 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 4 days ago  
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What a derp. :derpyderp2::derpyderp2::derpyderp2::derpyderp2::derpyderp2:
Hilarious, though, :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:
#99 Chapter 1  Posted 19 weeks, 2 days ago  
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I like it.... but i.... hmmm...
Sciver (guest)
#100 Chapter 1  Posted 17 weeks, 5 days ago  
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Now we know why Trixie speaks about Trixie in the third pony whenever Trixie has something to say or Trixie is mentioned by Trixie.

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