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  • 45w, 2d
    "Power Ponies" This Week!

    So this week, there's going to be a Power Ponies episode where Fluttershy has the power to get big and tear out of her clothes?

    If I were to guess, I'd say this means the Mystery Box from the season opener contains the Elements of Debauchery. :raritywink:

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  • 46w, 3d
    "Daring Don't" Thoughts - SPOILERS!

    **SPOILERS**

    I don't know about you guys, but I really enjoyed last week's episode, "Daring Don't."  

    I got such a giddy thrill when the A.K. Yearling turned out to be Daring Do herself!  I think that excitement is something us writers can relate to.  I believe all of us are, in truth, the stars of what we write, whether we're trying to or not.  I think writing can be the most satisfying form of fantasy that way because we can construct our own myth the way we want it to go.  And I think it's a necessary exercise for realizing that it is within our power to change who we are in the real world.  When you're writing about your OC, for example, your character can do whatever you like without consequence - thoughts become action.  Sometimes we feel overwhelmed that we can't do the same things in the real world.  But, with common sense exceptions, we do actually have this power over our lives.  It just takes the same kind of work to make it happen.

    I'd love to tell you that I am, in fact, a purple unicorn magic teacher typing this on some strange keyboard with two mammoth keys.  We all know that's not true - but somehow, by writing with the mindset of that character, I do feel myself becoming her out in the world.  I carry myself differently out in the world than I did before, find myself thinking the way Soaking Wet does.  And I've enjoyed things more as a result.  And to the others who have developed their own OCs, I'm sure you've felt this magic as well.  Even if you don't feel it yet, it's already started, and you'll know it when the time comes. :raritywink:

    And this is what I loved about "Daring Don't" - it's not entirely clear whether (1) A.K. Yearling started out as Daring Do, and merely decided after that to publish her stories under a pseudonym, or (2) if A.K. was just a normal mare and a writer who chose a life of adventure, got her cutie mark as a result, then moonlighted as her former self in order to write them down.  In my mind, both are equally plausible, though I prefer number (2).  Sometimes others change us, but I think the most satisfying changes are the ones we inflict on ourselves, the ones that reflect our innermost fantasies.  Only then can we become who we truly want to be.

    I want this for all of you.  And I know you can do it.  After all, your teacher believes in you.  Mwah. :heart:

    Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, everyone! :twilightsmile:

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  • 57w, 1d
    Twilight's First (E)mission: A "Goddess Within" Story - ONLINE!

    Are you ready for this?

    You might want to make sure nopony else is in the room first. :raritywink:

    Yours,

    Professor Wet

    2 comments · 281 views
  • 57w, 1d
    New Clopfic (Almost) Here!

    My new story, "Princess Twilight's First (E)mission," has just been submitted for review!

    Stay tuned to this page for when it comes online!

    Hehe---comes. :pinkiecrazy:

    Yours,

    Professor Wet

    4 comments · 87 views
  • 57w, 5d
    Did Somepony Say They Wanted More Goddess Transformation Sex?

    No?  Well too bad - I've made more anyway.

    To commemorate my first year since joining this site, I will be posting a new clopfic here next week.

    It will be just one story, around 3,000 words or so, but it will also follow the fanon of both my clopfics "The Goddess Within" and "Beyond The Goddess Within."  Since both those stories took place way back before Mr. and Mrs. Cake had their foals, I will also be referring to certain events that occurred later in the show's canon.  You may consider it an epilogue to "BTGW," or maybe an update on how this alternate timeline has been going since we saw them last.

    Will it have more anthropomorphic transformations caused by sexual arousal?

    Yup.

    Will it include more fetishes?  

    Oh yes.

    Will it feature more characters whose gods or goddesses we haven't seen yet?  

    Probably. :raritywink:

    Stay tuned!  I'm thinking of posting it this next Thursday or Friday.

    Yours,

    Professor Soaking Wet

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#1 · 106w, 1d ago · · ·

"diamond-scented juice"

what

how

why

#2 · 106w, 1d ago · · ·

>>1461546

Spike has a nose for such things. :moustache: :raritywink:

#3 · 106w, 1d ago · · ·

...Wat...?

Good chapter, but confusion...

#4 · 106w, 1d ago · · ·

yea this chapter I had to re read a few times

#5 · 106w, 1d ago · · ·

Have all of my uts good sir, you have deserved them.

#6 · 106w, 1d ago · · ·

Angry sex! Surprising that it's actually taken this long.

#7 · 106w, 1d ago · · ·

>>1461562

>>1461591

I definitely understand your confusion; this was a bit of a transitional chapter to cover a few dangling issues from TGW.  My original intent was to focus on the events of the first half of the story, but the concept for the second half came up while I was writing it.  The good news is that I'm working on a continuation to one of those events in an upcoming chapter which should be more straightforward. :pinkiesmile:

#8 · 106w, 1d ago · · ·

GIGGITY!! :trollestia:

#9 · 106w, 1d ago · · ·

>>1461741 giggity giggity gi gity :trollestia:

#10 · 106w, 1d ago · · ·

:rainbowlaugh: twilight cracked me up with that last one, anyways, this was awesome, and you should feel awesome.

#11 · 106w, 1d ago · · ·

Giggity! :rainbowwild: i was half expecting the jizz tree to join in the fun :twilightblush:

Q: will Spike's mutant tentacle jizz be knocking up any more mares? :pinkiecrazy:

#12 · 106w, 1d ago · · ·

All my wat

All my yiss

All my fa- (nope :eeyup: )

#13 · 106w, 1d ago · · ·

so wait.

Spike has semi-sentient cum that fucked Zecora pregnant, and also has cum-sense that alerted him to it?

Twilight and Rarity did fusion by fucking?

wat?

#14 · 106w, 1d ago · · ·

Not particularly a fan of violence leading to angry sex, but once again you fail to disappoint. Can't wait for more!

#15 · 106w, 1d ago · · ·

This went from Normal to Li'l Miss Rarity to Dragon Ball GT all in one fic...

#16 · 106w, 1d ago · · ·

>>1462131

Ah, but keep in mind that there's one or two tiny differences between the jizz in this chapter and the jizz in Chapter 1. I won't spoil it for ya. :raritywink:

As for Twilight and Rarity, I came (giggity) to the realization (oh) that there's just no magic quite like that of two unicorns fucking. :twilightblush: :raritystarry:

#17 · 106w, 1d ago · · ·

Clop. You, dear sir, can write it. :raritywink:

#19 · 106w, 1d ago · · ·

They have re-discovered the lost school of magic: Sex-o-mancy!

#20 · 106w, 1d ago · · ·

This (or "these" actually) are the most unique clopfics I've ever seen.

#21 · 106w, 1d ago · · ·

lol? I wish real women could be swayed out of anger as easily as Rarity:rainbowlaugh: Cheers, Friends !:pinkiehappy:

#24 · 106w, 23h ago · · ·

>>1462467 The jizz in Chapter 1 was mixed with some of Zecora's love potion, wasn't it?

#25 · 106w, 23h ago · · ·

>>1464497

Mmmmmmmmaybe--- :twilightblush:

#26 · 106w, 23h ago · · ·

the part that confuses me is when the library is half destroyed :rainbowhuh: what happened to it did it become unstable for living conditions. just saying you need more explanation on that:scootangel:

#27 · 106w, 23h ago · · ·

>>1464557

I won't spoil it for you if you haven't read it yet, but Chapter 10 of "The Goddess Within," my first story, explains what happened to the library:

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/53654/10/The-Goddess-Within/Chapter-10%3A-Empowerment

I like to sprinkle in little references to what happened in earlier chapters, but perhaps I made that one a little too obscure. :twilightblush:

#28 · 106w, 22h ago · · ·

I figured something like this would happen shortly. I know the world of clop too well for a non-clopper :twilightblush:

#29 · 106w, 22h ago · · ·

>>1464579 I have but memory was hazy thank you

#30 · 106w, 19h ago · · ·

*Before*

"Now to read some stuff before I go to bed!"

*After*

"Fuck, I'm gonna have to do some cleaning..."

#31 · 106w, 19h ago · · ·

>>1462131 I don't think they fused, but just their fur colours and mare got mixed together

#32 · 106w, 15h ago · · ·

>>1466024

Yeah, this was more what I was going for.  I think I'll re-edit that last part so it doesn't sound like there's just one pony left in the room. :raritywink::twilightsmile:

EDIT: You know what, actually, I think I'm gonna run with the fusion concept.  Both have their perks, but I think I'll go with the stranger of the two.

>>1464972

No trouble.  I'm glad you're watching out to make sure I don't mess up the continuity between the chapters.  It's something I'm not very practiced at doing. :pinkiesmile:

>>1466005

Few things make me happier than a reader who finds themself needing a fresh pair of underwear or a new set of sheets.  I fucking love it! :rainbowwild:

#33 · 106w, 11h ago · · ·

So how long before the mane 6 all fuse into an alicorn who presides over the realm of lust, sex, and debauchery?

#34 · 106w, 8h ago · · ·

... I cannot even

this is odd. This is VERY odd. And also very hot.

#35 · 105w, 6d ago · · ·

why does it keep saying this is updated but its the same chapter over and oer again

#36 · 105w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1470395

Sorry to throw you off there; I've just been tweaking the ending to Chapter 3 a couple times.  I think I'm done messing with it for now, as I now have a good start on Chapter 4. :twilightblush:

#37 · 105w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1470439 well now that makes sense :rainbowlaugh:

#38 · 105w, 6d ago · · ·

oh finally, its done.

#39 · 105w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1467028 hahaha nice touch of editing there, it was a bit confusing and hard to understanding, but it more sense:pinkiehappy:

It looks like Twilight and Rarity are a bit of pickle, wonder how they are going to defuse themselves hehehe:facehoof::raritydespair::rainbowlaugh::pinkiehappy:

#40 · 105w, 6d ago · · ·

Soooo, they became flaming bitches and then did the Fusion Dance?  

This story is so bizarre and random and lewd all at the same time!

It's actually terrible, but it's like "Plan 9 From Outer Space" terrible.  So bad it's good.  :rainbowlaugh:

#41 · 105w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1475037

Thanks! I take that as a compliment! :rainbowlaugh:

#42 · 105w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1475064  I have a feeling you're writing it this way deliberately.  I can always detect when random absurdity is done deliberately.  There's this... sense... :pinkiehappy:

#43 · 105w, 6d ago · · ·

Well...:pinkiehappy:

#44 · 105w, 5d ago · · ·

hmm, this was odd. I look forward to more.:raritywink:

#45 · 105w, 5d ago · · ·

I hope this contines in 4!

#49 · 104w, 6d ago · · ·

The FUCK? I'm so confused and I hate Twilight/Rarity, also Twi/Big Mac, Celestia, Rainbow Dash and of course Spike/Rarity but now I'm so bucking confused.....I'm going to watch some MLP now, also did anyone else notice how much of a bitch Rarity was in the episode: A dog and pony show now only to Spike but also to the Diamond dogs, I mean granted they are villians but still...damn, least favorite pony, EVER!:flutterrage:?

#50 · 104w, 3d ago · · ·

>>1513462

Now..now..even I couldn't give two fucks about rarity either and I,ll admit she is a bitch some times, but understand MLP wouldn't be the same without her. sure her character is unlikable at first but you should understand that because of such a complex idea rarity may never be understood.......:rainbowderp::rainbowderp::rainbowderp::rainbowderp::facehoof: WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING!!!

CURSE YOU VENUS FOR GIVING ME THAT SPEACH ON UNDERSTANDING CARTOONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!:flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage:

:twilightblush:sorry you had to read that.

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