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Hey guys! I'm back after not posting anything on this blog for who knows how long. I'm inviting everyone to check out my latest story. FimFiction Pony Adventures. It's a user driven story similar to the works of Andrew Hussie.
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So, this first part is gonna be pretty positive, but the second is going to be negative (Obviously) and may get a little "Ranty" Please note that if you disagree with these in any way, please do not tell me without giving some logical reasoning. Also, please do not hold my personal preferences against me. Without further ado, my Top five favorite things:
5. Pony Music:
Let's face it, there's nothing better than listening to Beyond Her Garden or Fluttershy's Lament while you draw you baby ponies or write.
4. WeLoveFine Products:
At least one company understands us. Almost all of us have at least one piece of swag from WeLoveFine. In fact, I am writting this while wearing my Derpy Hoodie (Which is so amazingly awesome you won't believe it!)
3. Alternate Ponies:
These could be genderswapped, humanized or age regressed, but they all work out very well. I like to see what people can come up with for ideas of changing the ponies we know and love. The only reason it's not my favorite thing is that people sometimes "Corrupt" these things, especially the humanizations.
2. Pony Analysis Videos:
Awwww those geniuses that are Digibrony, Bronycurious and the Theory Brony. They have allowed me to appreciate this show on a whole new level. I've even taken to headcannon Digi's theory about the ages of the mane 6. I've tried to make my own videos, but that's probably not going to happen.
1. Those times when the writers pull through:
What do Derpy in Equestria Girls, Celestia's ballad and Sleepless in Ponyville all have in common. They all made most of us fall out of our chairs in an epic "Awwwwwwwwww Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh moment." For those of you who don't understand:
"Discord's getting a song in season 4"
If you didn't already know, that feels good doesn't it :-)
Now for my top five least favorite things:
5. Rule 34
Well, this is just stating the obvious, but you have no idea what I had to go through when trying to find images to draw baby Button Mash
4. Fanfiction turned movie:
While I have nothing against these adaptions, since most of them turn out out be really good. I have seen at least five different trailers for a My Little Dashie movie, none of which have come through.
3. Grimdark and Creepypasta:
I learned about cupcakes the first day I became a brony and my (former) friend showed me Smile HD. these things are just terrible. The problem is, I have no problem with Pinkie Pie making cupcakes in the show, but the fanbase doesn't.
2. Friendship is Witchcraft:
I know that out of fairness I probably should say abridged series, but the Mentally Advanced Series is epic so I can't say I hate it. Anyways, I don't find FiW funny in the least bit. The show has no redeeming qualities for me. I just don't find enjoyment in seeing terrible ponies doing terrible things, ruining Snowdrop and abusing Spike. I think the biggest problem is that Sherclop Pones created such a great and in depth world, and then took a bunch of lame and cheap jokes to just ruin it and drown out any form of quality. And before you say Sweetie Bot is a redeeming quality, if FiW Rarity learned that Sweetie Belle was a robot, she would have her destroyed without a second thought. Also, everybody thinks that Sherclop "predicted" that Twilight Sparkle would become a princess, this was obvious from the start. Twilight was Celestia's Apprentice so that was pretty much straightforward.
1. Fluffy Ponies:
Okay not the Mixermike Flufflepuff kind. That cottonball is awesome. I'm talking about the other kind/fanbase.
Some point in the near future, Hasbro created a biological engineering branch called Hasbio. Hasbio created the Fluffy Pony (and in some headcannons, the Fluffalo and Fluffy Griffon). Fluffy ponies were squaddy, fluff covered ponies, they were about the size of cats (Foals were the size of hamsters) and were incredibly stupid. They spoke in a toddler like dialogue of things such as:
"Fwuffy wan huggies."
"Mommeh wuv babbehs"
"Fwuffy wuv ou, Daddeh (owner)"
One would think that this would lead to a bunch of cute pics and greentext stories. It didn't...
People started writing stories about fluffies dying in funny ways due to their stupidity. This lead to the popular line "Fluffy Pony Drowns" which could be caused by falling into water or even looking at large bodies of water or spelling H2O with blocks. But then it started to get worse, people started posting pictures of fluffies in depressing real-life situations, such as killing runts after a litter is born, or being attacked by animals, or fluffies starving in the streets and begging a restaurant to give them some food.
Then it turned to people abusing fluffies intentionally. People would either do it "because screw fluffies, that's why," but some people came under ignorant delusion that fictional characters are an invasive species "wretched fluffy vermin."
Things like this include a picture of a person pulling a fluffy away from his mother at a petshop by it's tail. The mother is begging to let her keep the baby and the baby is crying
Man grabbing fluffy:
Is this the one you want?
Yes, it'll be the perfect gift for Janice (or some other name)
Your daughter? Wife?
My cat, sometimes I like to give her a treat.
Well she'll love this one, he likes to run a lot.
You can see other things from a delusional crackpot like this guy. (Some of these are NSFW (Not Safe For Woona) and not for younger audiences). Please give this guy some hate for me.
Other people comment things such as when a person kills a fluffy by slamming it on a table "That poor table, it doesn't deserve to be touched by a fluffy pony."
Also, there's some happy stuff too, called hugbox, but that is less common. You can see some from deviant art user marcusmaximus. He is awesome.
Anyways, that's my list. I hope you agree with these things.
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So, before I begin with my thoughts, I've decided to make an important life-changing announcement. I've waited to long and I think now is the perfect time to come out. You see... I'm
A big fan of Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon! Not to the best pony extreme, I just find them interesting, especially with the headcannons I built around them.
Okay, now that that awkwardness is over, I can begin with my complete thoughts on Equestria Girls. Warning!!!!! Spoilers!!!!
First of all, there are only one and a half bad things I can say about Equestria Girls, the first is the ending. I found it intensely anticlimactic. Twilight just goes through the portal and Pinkie says "Awww, bummer." And that's it!!! I will remove this from my list if there is some sort of sequel. Also, Flash Sentry (AKA Brad) should have went through the portal with Twilight and Spike. Is Twilight just going to forget about him and date Equestria's Flash?
The second thing I didn't like was the pacing. Though I said this was one half because I'm not sure I truly hate it. It just seemed more like an assembly line than a story, there's a problem, and they quickly fix it. It would be better if each problem showed some exposition besides how much of a jerk sunset shimmer is.
Now, I also have an extensive list of good things, so I'm just going to quickly list them:
#1 The inclusion of many secondary characters as background characters (Big Mac, Granny Smith, CMC, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, the Cakes, Trixie).
#2 Demon Sunset Shimmer.
#3 HUMAN DERPY!!!!!!!!!!!
#4 Twilight/Flash potential lasting relationship.
#4 Rarity's reaction to receiving a broom.
#5 Rainbow Dash's "So awesome!!" Face.
#6 CMC blasting their youtube song in a library (A common memory from my childhood).
#7 The CMC having a youtube series and having the same reaction to people laughing at it as in The Show Stoppers.
#8 Meeting Fluttershy.
#9 Fluttershy's reaction to dogspike talking.
#10 Pinkie's "hunches".
#11 The fact that Spike wears a spiked collar, but has a heart tag.
#12 Rainbow Dash Takes Scootaloo flying (after she's dancing like a chicken.)
#13 The Great and Powerful Trixie needing some peanut butter crackers.
#14 More Alicorn Twilight!!!!!
#15 Alicorn Twilight is flightless (potential flight lesson episode).
And most importantly...
IT'S A BUCKIN' MLP MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!
The Great And Powerful Ignus!!! (Who needs some peanut butter crackers.)
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So, today my greatest dream came true. An old deviation o mine called Lunch Time for Rainbow Dash made the front page of My Little Brony. Special thanks to -happycat- for submitting it. This felt good for the first five minutes, but then I read the comments! They were filled entirely with hate and people who said they had no reaction! I joined the Brony fanbase to avoid haters, not to attract them! Excuse me, I'm gonna go cry now.
Twilight went downstairs and into her kitchen. She saw Trixie moving a frying pan with magic while cooking some eggs.
“Oh, you don’t have to bother with that,” said Twilight “we were gonna go out to breakfast today.”
“Oh, okay then.” Said Trixie. “What should I do with these eggs?”
Spike jumped onto the kitchen counter, grabbed the frying pan and poured the eggs into his mouth.
“These are really good Trixie,” said Spike.
Trixie and Twilight, along with Twilight’s five friends that at a cafe table. Everyone seemed pretty accepting of Trixie.
“And that’s how Equestria was made,” Pinkie had just finished a story that had nothing to do with Equestria”s origins.
“Wow, that’s really interesting Pinkie,” said Twilight, “Could you guys wait a second. I have to pick up some cake I ordered from Sugarcube Corner.”
Twilight left. The 6 ponies waited for Twilight to be gone. Trixie then felt the five others staring at her.
“Look, I don’t know what you’re trying to pull Trixie,” said Rainbow Dash, “but it’s not gonna work.”
“I don’t know who you think you are coming back, but if you think you can mooch of Twilight, you’re wrong,” said Applejack.
“Plus you think you can learn some real magic,” said Rarity, “how about a spell to make you disappear and maybe get some better clothes.”
“And you claim you vanquished an Ursa Major, I’d like to see you try” snorted Pinkie.
“So why don’t you go back to the forest where you belong!” yelled Fluttershy.
Trixie started to cry and then ran off. Twilight came back a bit later.
“Where’s Trixie?” Asked Twilight.
“We told her off!” Said Pinkie right before Applejack put her hoof over her mouth.
“You what!?” Yelled Twilight, “where is she?”
“We umm.. told her to go back to the Everfree Forest, she’s probably getting her things from the library.”
“Why would you do that? We have to find her.”
Twilight broke into a run and reluctantly, the five others did too. When they got to the library, Trixie wasn’t there. Spike said she just came in and left. She left her notebook. Twilight picked it up and saw a note on the first page.
I don’t belong in Ponyville or anywhere else. I have gone into the Everfree forest to fight the Ursa Major, If I live, I will be honorable enough to return, if I die, I die fighting. You can have my notebook if you wish to remember me.
Twilight looked through the notebook. There were drawings she did when what seemed to be when she was a filly, drawings of her as a wizard or defeating an Ursa Major. The rest looked as if she drew them in the Everfree Forest. There were drawing saying things such as “I hate Twilight Sparkle!” and Why me. She then got to when she found her. The drawings showed Trixie being friends with all of them. Some where she drew herself and Twilight as BFFs. There were also stories such as Trixie and Twilight buying a white tiger and taking their magic act to Las Pegasus. Twilight and the others began to cry.
“We have to find her.” Said Twilight.