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  • 62w, 4d
    to whom it may concern (apology)

    it's no secret that i'm a completely stuck up asshole.

    wait, let me start over.

    it's no secret that i take writing—including fanfiction especially—way too seriously. for most people, writing words about cartoon horses is a hobby, a minor creative outlet, a way to have fun. to me, it's been a way of life. i guess that's the side effect of making it my sole means of creativity for a while.

    as such, it's not uncommon that i've espoused a volatile opinion here or there, or said something that stepped on someone's toes in some way or another. i don't mean to imply any inflated sense of worth or importance on myself here—but people have gotten mad at me for various reasons, i've gotten mad at them for just as many, and there have been times where fanfiction, something that's supposed to be wonderful and cheerful, has been miserable.

    one of those instances (or several of them, really) has been in regards to 'riffing'. i have to say, as i've said before, that i don't have anything inherently against the concept of a 'riff'—in the same way that i can look at something dumb on the internet or tv and laugh at it with friends, i think sharing in the communal mockery of something in good spirits can be fun. i've never really enjoyed Mystery Science Theater 3000, or Rifftracks, but i understand why people would, and am ready to accept they're just not for me.

    what i have a problem with, however, are riffs that constitute little more than personal attacks, or even just reductive, repeated commentary about quality. when people riff something, the idea is to make jokes about the content; references, allusions, or taking the absurd qualities of the content and using them as a launching point for observations. it's not to relentlessly mock the perceived quality of something. watching a movie and saying 'holy cow this is shitty' isn't funny—it's just simple-minded and uninteresting, and the same can be said of writing. that's why i had a problem when reading 'riffs' on some of my stories; repeated things like 'wow look at these big words this guy sure is full of himself', mocking the quality of the writing, word-choice, sentence structure—all of those things should be separate from the premise, which is kind of the point of making fun of something in that way. i don't feel like people 'got it'.

    that said, this isn't me giving a dissertation on what comedy is. it's meant to be an apology. for as much as i can say i have justifiable reason to have lashed out at the people who have 'riffed' my stuff in the past, i don't want to hold a grudge anymore. i feel like a creator lashing out because of a perceived insult against themselves or their work is a lot more justifiable than personal attacks over a perceived grandiloquence—but that's not really the issue.

    i want to say i'm sorry. i take myself too seriously. i take writing, and especially fanfiction, too seriously. i don't want to harbour any ill will to people who were using my stories as a vessel to have fun, or to make other people laugh. while i fully believe my reactions were not entirely unreasonable, the extent to which i construed mockings of my work as a personal attack is not acceptable. while things turned into legitimate personal attacks later, i feel if i had started out on the right foot and not blown up by being overly sensitive in the first place, things would have gone much better in the long run.

    to that end: people reading this who i've pissed off in this fashion—i'm sorry. consider this a wholesale apology. i'd like very much to bury the hatchet and go to bed knowing i'm bowing my head and wishing to make amends to anyone i've wronged in this fashion.

    if there are any people from this group that i have blocked, please find some way to let me know and i will be happy to unblock you. please take full license to make fun of my stories as much as you want in whatever fashion, though again i will say that i feel the difference between mocking the content and mocking the author is what makes a good joke.

    if you're unwilling to accept my apology, i understand, but would like to extend it regardless.

    and, to anyone who has no idea what the fuck i'm talking about, is wondering why i'm not posting more porn, or who just wants me to shut up—sorry to you guys too. i'll stop typing here.

    43 comments · 2,370 views
  • 63w, 6d

    i lied


    26 comments · 1,053 views
  • 64w, 4d
    not with a bang, but a whimper

    i'm back

    (sort of)

    expect horseporn in a couple days

    also possibly other things.

    after that, i dunno.

    22 comments · 967 views
  • 66w, 21h
    i heard you like anthrobloom (shameless horsesex promotion)

    i haven't made a blog post in a while because i'm dead inside but i don't feel like talking about that right now

    IBP posted a new story just now that i'd like to pimp because i edited a good chunk of it. i forgot to give it a final oversight, but it had made some major progress last i checked, and even though i hate anthro, it involves a naked Applebloom getting filled with a million dicks, which is okay in my book.

    go check it out if you need something to sate your masturbatory longing without me actually writing anything. IBP's a good kid. he needs your vote to become president of the horsepornography republic. stay staunch, comrades.

    4 comments · 815 views
  • 67w, 6d
    PFV Interview and some housekeeping

    howdy all

    as seems to be the custom when these things happen, i'm obligated by ethereal demand to say that A Single Step was posted to the Ponyfiction Vault. you can click on that linky thing to read my interview, super-extra-special-early edition—and of course, next week, the one that everyone will see will go up on fimmyfics proper.


    i'd always kind of hoped or dreamed that something i'd write would get the nebulous honor of some guy saying 'this is pretty good'. like all goals in life, i have to say the euphoria that came with it was kind of fleeting—but, that being said, it makes me sort of happy when i think about it, if for nothing more than saying that i've contributed something worthwhile to a community i care about.


    Bad Horse wrote this blog thing about 'Why we write?' for One Man's Pony Ramblings. he originally asked for my help putting the post together, but scrapped the stuff i came up with when it wasn't easy to fit it cohesively with his own writing; i don't know if i'll get permission to post my own essay on the same topic, or what. in any case, it's a subject i thought was worth discussing, and Bad Horse is a cool dude who says neat things. so go check it out, if you feel like it. if i get the okay, i may share parts of my version later.

    lastly, my favorite ponyfiction author in the world AP wrote a story about... well, it's pretty obvious. it made me really upset to read but that's good because life is a process, and if we run from the things that upset us we'll never overcome them. i can't say it was as impactful as Pink, Blue, and Ivory, but i think it's a meaningful story that people should read anyway. herein lies the link

    to anyone wondering about new stories: i'm having a bit of a rough spot. life is really tough and shitty right now and honestly i feel like my stomach is eating me from the inside out. i've gotten scraps and half-finished drafts of about five or six stories right now (mostly porn), but can't convince myself to finish any of them. i dunno how long this new block'll last, or what will make it go away, but i promise i'll try hard to put out some new content when i can get over my shitt feelings.

    thanks everyone for reading, as usual.

    catch you on the flip side.

    13 comments · 486 views
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#1 · 111w, 17h ago · 1 · ·

I hope you know I'm not exaggerating when I say this

You are quite literally the reason I have an account here

A friend sent me the link to your 40 oz Bounce Story, and I was shocked. It was brilliant, I didn't think people could write good fanfiction before that. Afterwards I signed up, favorited, and followed you.

To this day you amaze me with the quality you put in to each chapter.

Long story short, I wanted to say thank you, for everything

Best of luck, and keep being awesome :twilightsmile:

#3 · 111w, 13h ago · 2 · ·

Man oh man, that was the sexiest thing I've read in a very long time. The relentless descriptions of every phase of the sex were so vivid that it didn't take much to picture it. And mad props for not being afraid to use words like cunt and cock - it really accelerated my excitement.  I also like how long the story is; I couldn't keep myself from climaxing before the end - my favorite kind of read.

Now I need to change my sheets.

#5 · 111w, 7h ago · 1 · ·

holy fucking imagery batman..

This...this is, bar none, the best clopfic I have ever read. It is so fucking descriptive...I


#7 · 111w, 4h ago · · ·

Damn ponies have better sex than us humans it seems like.:rainbowlaugh:

#8 · 110w, 6d ago · · ·

You know, I don't normally fave clop, but damn. This one's pretty good. Hats off to you, sir. :pinkiehappy:

#9 · 110w, 6d ago · · ·

so this is what the Hulk would be like as a pony :rainbowlaugh:

"HULK SMASH!!!" (more like "HULK DOMINATION" :rainbowlaugh: )

#10 · 110w, 6d ago · 4 · ·

This is very well written and very not.

I will say that this is one of the more "porny" clopfics I've seen, especially the dialogue during sex. The way the twins fawn over him and the way his body is glorified, it's like a self-insertion (pun not intended) clopfic. The purpose of the story seems to be a way for the reader to live out their fantasy of screwing twins who talk like porn stars while  worshiping his cock.

For what it was, it was very good and I'd like to see the story continue.

#11 · 110w, 6d ago · 2 · ·

Is this what growing up feels like?

No its called getting laid:rainbowlaugh:

#12 · 110w, 6d ago · 1 · ·

The best part about growing up.:rainbowdetermined2::rainbowwild:

#13 · 110w, 6d ago · 1 · ·


#15 · 110w, 4d ago · · ·

Okay... You are an amazing author. This is... this is wow. Just wow. I wish I could write as well as you.

#16 · 110w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

I usually don't mind clop... but I don't really like it.... that is until this fic, this is really good! Damn, if this is any indication you are very likely the best at writing clop on this site.

#17 · 110w, 4d ago · · ·

Is it just me, or is there a lack of a sex tag?

Either way, bravo on a fantastic fic. It is very well written and descriptive, though I have noticed a couple spots where a word was either misspelled or missing from a sentence. It's not important though.

Thunderlane is gonn' be jealous.

#18 · 110w, 4d ago · · 1 ·

That something turned out to be Cloudchaser’s flank
Wouldn't some other word like 'plot' work better?

#19 · 109w, 1d ago · 6 · ·

Me: Get the fuck down.

Boner: Lol no.

#20 · 107w, 3d ago · 2 · ·

I came twice while reading this.

#22 · 106w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

:rainbowwild:Ooh, you have satisfied my need for CLOP, CLOP, CLOP! Hats off to you!

#23 · 105w, 3d ago · · ·

Even if I didn't clop, this story would be amazing.

#24 · 101w, 1d ago · 2 · ·

I wish I was Rumble... Why can't this be me?!

#25 · 100w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

have you guys notice that rumble gets more flank than thunderlane i mean i think there are 2 other stories well he has sex with cloudchaser and flitter

#26 · 98w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

This is very, very nice :yay:

#27 · 95w, 2d ago · 2 · ·

I can't tell you how I cannot contain my jealousy at Rumble getting that much flank, seriously. I am so jealous that I want you to write another one. :flutterrage::heart:

#28 · 74w, 20h ago · 3 · ·

Is this what growing up feels like?

No, Rumble. No it isn't. This is, actually, bizarre and I suspect that Zecora's potion resembles Love Potion No. 9 in certain properties. Well, okay, Number 8.

She wasn’t sure, but she thought she could feel Rumble’s head hitting her womb on every other thrust, and the thought made her shiver.

... No! No no no. NO NO. That means he's hitting her cervix, and that sucks for everyone. That is always, always bad.

#29 · 73w, 5d ago · 2 · ·

Ehr.... mah.... GERD! DISH ISH ARESHOME!

#30 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·

Wow, just wow. Your are undoubtedly one of the best writers on this site.

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#32 · 37w, 4d ago · · ·

You know what I find funny, though? Age wise, he's still a colt.

#33 · 28w, 4d ago · · ·

this story get's the luneth spark seal of approval :rainbowkiss::pinkiesmile::twilightsmile:

#34 · 2h, 47m ago · · ·

I had to add my say to this, I thought it the beginning. I'm just not sure what I could add that hasn't been spoken by other before me. I can say from a female perspective, this is mind-blowing. :rainbowderp: Many props, or kudos whichever you take for this piece of fiction here. It's like an inside look into the burdgeoning pubescent male mind. Yes, he's a pegasus colt, I'm keeping that in mind, but holy Celestia I had a quite a few eye-bulging, slack jaw moments there. And this is...what, the second chapter? Dear me. :ajsmug: *fans neck and face* Pray tell, does this party I've witnessed with poor young Rumble have an end? I both want it to and don't want it too. :raritywink: They didn't just rob the cradle...more like they pulled a train on Rumble.

Flitter seemed like she would be the most responsible of the two twins, yet her reactions....she wanted it just as much as her sister. Her expression was just more timid. Good Celestia, this is some heavy clop-worthy smut! Also, from the fem perspective, I speak for myself when I say I totally relate with Flitter's reactions. Not into muscle-heads but any such highly attractive male, the staring, the lip biting, the snuggling closer, the sly touching. True, oh so true. This will make a new home in my favorites. :heart:

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