Hot potato!

haha I will like and fav to see where this goes. Great chapter by the way!

I can tell that many a lol will be had with this story.

I hope Pinkie doesn't tear a hole in the universe.

>>14208571420857

Indeed so!

>>14213101421310

Not anytime soon though, just started this story.

>>14206391420639

(throws back GladOs) I found it in our garden, you can have it!

Keep it away from birds! It freaks out!

MMMYES, I like where this is headed.

I have a bad feeling about this so me fav and see what happens

From what I can tell from her now, Fruit Cake and Pinkie Pie together...would...mean...uh oh.

>>14227551422755 THE SPAAAAAM! IT BUUUUUUUURNS!!!!!

*as everyone in Ponyville feels the impending singularity*

This is way too fast paced with way too much dialogue

>>14258741425874

That's Fruit Cake for ya!

>>14250031425003

Same here!

I read and I thought 'wow, Pinkie has a twin.'

Setting up the relationship between Fruit and Pinkie, and giving more depth to Fruit's character.

Though I'm not sure if I wrote Pinkie well though...

Pinkie wasn't half bad in my opinion.  

Um....some sentences didn't make any scenes. Like when Mrs. Cake said "I know, dear, but we next on the list" Did you mean to say they were next?

Sorry, just thought I'd point that out, don't be offended.

>>14340381434038

Sweet Celestia!! My first spelling error!

Annnnnnnnnnd... fixed.

>>14339491433949

Thanks. But I still think I could have done better...

Myopinion is, if it bewtter than I can do, its good.  (Makes everything I see good)

Another good chapter, keep it up!

Great chapter man!

Wonder what's in the box. Also, "I know dear, but they were next on the list" What do they mean by that?

>>14425821442582

List of relatives Fruit hasn't stayed with yet.

Lol

Dun, dun, dun! Barf fest!

Why do I get the feeling she threw up that would be funny and disgusting at the same time

>>14519711451971

I like having the audience imagine these sort of events.

This was a very funny part of the story.

There is just one problem. When you are talking about why the party is outside, all u put down is Pound and Pumpkin. Now we all know what they are doing or come up with an idea of what they are doing, but it just makes the story sounded better if give more detail. Like say, The party was outside Sugarcube Corner, because Pound and Pumpkin were sleeping or something.

Still it was good.

Sorry for the filler ch. but I need to end the party thing somehow, and this was the best I could do.

Check my blog for more info 'bout this stroy please

Oh no I have a bad feeling here

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The Master of Metallicato,

BludgeonWarrior.

PINKIE! That is like leaving the twins with a much more younger version of yourself! How can you be so foolish!

>>15360991536099 You're welcome I'm happy to help.

Ponyville's officially up shit creek without a paddle...and the canoe just sprung a leak.

The last line mane me laugh hard

I love this fic :P

>>15717661571766 I got one that might be funnier.

>>15723851572385

Praise to pronuciationitis!

Nice thing with the SpongeBob reference

>>16175651617565

There were at least two, I think...

Fruit's mean to little fillies.

>>16188881618888

No, she just knows who's important.

Fruit as teacher.

This situation requires an specific meme:

Image: http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/8264/jesusmotherofcelestiaiw.png

I always wanted to use one of these...

haha wow Fruit is such a dits lol

>>16196811619681

Image: http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/28024_1963693853769364_1476455132_n.jpg

>>16235761623576

"It's not my fault!!"

It's a lie! The battle of Little Big Horn really happened that way, with the robots and the hydra-pony! Fruit Cake knows the truth! The 'official' version of the battle is a lie! It's a conspiracy! Quick, we have to tell everypony!

(Alpha Scorpii runs to the door. As soon as he opens it, two stallions in black suits and wearing sunglasses flash him with a strange device)

There is no conspiracy... No robots in the battle of Little Big Horn... And no stallions in black suits working for Celestia... And this comment does not exist, it's an illusion caused by the light of Venus being reflected by swamp gas from a weather balloon trapped in a thermal pocket... I'm fine...

Well now, whats next on the list of crazyness I wonder.

>>16686831668683

"I swear, it was just a guess!" "AHH!! 80's ruffians!!!"

Image: http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/p206x206/66033_1963999120405504_371828789_n.jpg

Fruit is crazier than Pinkie. I didn't even know this was possible! .............Don't tell her about the mirror pool. We barley survived the Pinkie wave. :Hides: Everypony run!

I worry about myself.

>>16759081675908

"Don't bother... I've seen that episode. I won't do anything THAT crazy........Hey look, a cannon!"

>>16781561678156 :Backs away slowly......Then runs as fast I can:

>>16782141678214>>16687151668715

"So..... How does this cannon thing work...?"

discovered the meaning of life,

Share your wisdom with us, Fruit

designed a bell that makes papayas explode

What? How? When?

My brain hurts...

>>18523191852319

"That would just spoil everything!"

>>18523571852357

"I thought it was obvious..."

>>18539031853903

Image: http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/343/e/5/pouty_belle_by_ocarina0ftimelord-d5nl25r.png

>>18539971853997

".............You win this round. I'll give you a hint and no more! It involves cheese."

H-How is fruit able to do all that in one day?

>>18540531854053 I like cheese Can i have some? PWEASE!?!? PLZ!!!!!!!!!! Mozzarella!!!!!!

>>18642281864228

"It only took about 4 hours to tell the truth..."

>>18643031864303 damn... she's fast lol

>>18643101864310

"Nah, they're just easy things to do. Though I still haven't grown those wings...."

>>18644201864420 Dude... you should make an Ask Fruit Cake Tumblr... I'm serious you should Do it nao. I will follow it

>>18644681864468

I would but she won't stand still for me to draw her!

"Problem?"

>>18645071864507 You dont have to draw her just ask her the questions people ask her, she doesn't mind that does she?

>>18645241864524

"Eh, Why not? It sounds fun!"

This will only end in insanity....

>>18645491864549 hehehe Can you link me when you get it? I want to see what happens :P

>>18645681864568

"CHECK DA BLOGZ!!"

Every time I see a song linked, a puppy dies.... By my hands or not I don't know.

The fruit is slag?

Done!

>>19669501966950

It a term she and I use as a substitute for more obscene language. Blame Beast Wars.

The box contains a secret.  A secret of a time Fruit Cake acted differently for a special somepony. Let that sink in.

.

..

...

.... It was a lie. (Or is it)

>>19680771968077

I still don't know what's in it....

Dreaming of sugarplums, little Jinjo started to nibble on the mare's mane as she rocked out on the banjo.  It was the beginning of a beautiful friendship... one full of mysteries, adventure and the occasional shenanigans involving unwilling victims ponies.

>>19833911983391

But of course!

Aww Jinjo :) Thats awesome! Great update Bludgeon! :D

>>19888871988887

Danke I do my best.

Geez. I wonder who the guy with the hat could be.

>>19964171996417

That wasn't my intention.....

>>19964171996417 Lucky, I get to live in the same place as mules.

On a more critical note, this was a decent opening chapter that sets the tone nicely.... screw the in depth critiques, this is Fruit!

Secret boxes huh? Well that'll be interesting to see.

Quite the impressive dancer, this Fruit is, though I do wish there had been a little more description of what happened in the party.

I think those ponies were a little harsh to Fruit for the party. I mean, did any of them ever get a little hyper at a Pinkie Party before?

Drunk Fruit is best Fruit.

And here's what happened after Cheerilee took the bite.

*Cheerilee in the hospital* Uuuuh....Fruit...

Fruit: Yes, Cheerilee?

Cheerilee: Make sure you wrap up that cookie, I'm not finished with it yet!

Here's what happens when ponies get between Fruit and her sandwich.

(before Psycho could)

Oh Derpy

You are so quirky!

Aww, Jinjo is so cute. Just like Freddy from my stories.

FREE CANDY!

For there is no greater gift in all of Equestria, neigh, the world, then candy...

What else do you have planned for Fruit Cake? Let me guess, utter destruction of Ponyville?

Banana shoes? What?

>>21357852135785

Yeah, that's the kind of thing Historic would do all nonchalantly.

>>25089582508958

Good thing, I thought I messed him up fer a minute there...

>>25090842509084

Nice job.  The slugzard part reminded me of AdventureQuest.

Pinkie's worried? Not good.