Rainbow Dash doesn't like ponies touching her hooves.
What other things does she not like? Read to find out!
Published on Equestria Daily October 18, 2012.
Oh, Present, you so silly.
Goddammit, why don't I have the balls to write a completely ridiculous fic?
In the words of Johnniepear, you just hafta stop givin' two shits. :V Sheeit.
Two Rainbow Dashes?
You are the best person to have ever lived.
Dash doesn't like it when Pinkie not giving her makeouts
No, Twilight! No! Those can cause dementia, kidney failure, hallucinations-
From out of the foamy depths a head emerged. Multicolored hair lay plastered to the face of a sky blue pony wearing goggles and a snorkel.
It's too late ...
I don't understand...
Is it a reference to FLCL? How they used the word "furi-kuri" to replace more intimate words?
Heck if I know. This whole story is strange.
EDIT: Never mind. Found the source. *Facepalm*
wonderful. Thank you very much for that.
Ah screw it, just use this picture to imagine my reaction
Poor TT! He's been fan-modded into a completely different pony!
The best fic
Present thank you for this
Mare do well? don't you mean that newspaper episode?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWY6rkd2MAc Someone is a fan of SimGretina.
Has Twilight been listening to too much Sim Gretina?
Isn't that just a pleasant surprise
> The joke in part 2 is based off the song Magic by Sim Gretina.
Oh. Well then.
Rainbow Dash has been hanging out with Pinkie Pie for far too long.
But, Rainbow Dash, pony should pony pony!
And, damn, your story is so awesome it's driving me to posting YouTube videos every chapter!
Rainbow Dash is best pony.
And this story is awesome!
But, the hooves line wasn't from Mare-Do-Well, it was from Ponyville Confidential.
You are the best commenter what left a comment on my story! :D
Oh, wait, shit, you're right. D: Changing!
Best brony song 2012.
Why would I want to fix it? :V
>>14195501419550 Seriously, the lulz in this story surpassed much of the things i've read here, excluding anything by Theonly or me.
>>14195501419550 Ignore what I said. At the time, it didn't make sense to me, but then I read the rest of the story. Now it makes perfect sense. And now the line is also leaving me laughing hysterically, so, please, keep it..
What was this story, I don't even.
Yeah, most people don't realize that I know what I'm doing and everything will generally be explained by the end of a fic. ;)
The fuck was this.
Seriously. I'm all for random humor, but I didn't so much as crack a smile from this. This has one joke and it beats it into the ground.
Sorry, PP. This one's not for me.
No worries, it's precisely what I wanted it to be. :B
hurrdurp, late response SHOULD I TAKE THAT AS A MOON
NO BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE SUCKS
OBVIOUSLY IT IS OPPOSITE DAY AND YOU MEAN EVERYONE ELSE IS AWESOME
WAIT THEN THAT IS A MOON :(
It got EQD'd'd'd'd
>Rainbow doesn't like when EQD
That was probably one of the dumbest things I've read
...And it was hilarious. Congrats on EqD!
I don't even
this story distresses me because no sense
I don't know why I favorited this.
I don't know what I just read.
I don't know where I am.
PP what have you done.
>>14179441417944 don't like it when he is bebst person
Bail. FUCKING BAIL.
My dear sir, my answer has been, and will be, always...
Hey hey you said to think about it
Omg double rainbow...what does it mean!?
I think you did a marvelous job depicting the non- characters. Made pretty average situations (plus Chrys on a stage, wat) enjoyable.
Don't know what got this on EqD, but I'm out.
Seriously... how did this get on EQD? I mean... I liked the first chapter do to the quick little lol... but after that, well... exponential curve downward...
Thank you for the first chapter, the rest was just dumb. That, is my opinion, however, I would expect you to keep writing. You do have talent, even if it is poorly portrayed here. Ta. ~GA
inb4 i hate trains. i hate the woods. i hate hospitals. i hate bridges.
Excellent exercise in surrealism. I support this completely.
I sent this to EQD entirely because it ended up being over 3k words. I hadn't expected it to. I didn't expect them to pass it.
From what I hear, it was a hotly contested decision. I am now in the same league as Derpy's Diary!
And for the record, no negative comment will stop me from writing. It's far too important to me. :P If you didn't like this, I recommend checking out my other, non-Random works hereabouts.
This is literally the 1st time I actually like when my mind is full of wats
Suddenly, the plot thickens...
>>14675361467536 I was going to eventually
Chapter 4: Yes, I did imagine ponies DOING THAT!!
Chrysalis cannot be best pony. She can be best bug.
I don't get it. Completely lost me.
I still don't get it.
>>14194121419412 Keep doing so, I don't get it otherwise.
I'm so lost, my mind's going into a state. Like Lavender Town, but in a good way.
I saw it coming. That's how lost I am.
The nonsense comes full circle. Beautiful, beautiful nonsense.
Da did I just read?
I have no idea what I just read, but I loved every minute of it.
This fic was infinitely awesome.
And it's true, Rainbow Dash is best pony!
One could state that -in an event of the compeditive variety- the cyan mare known to her fellow ponies as Rainbow Dash would be second to none.
Suddenly, there was a violent explosion from the other end of the tub. Hot water geysered out across the walls and floor, fragrantly soaking every surface of Twilight's bathroom. From out of the foamy depths a head emerged. Multicolored hair lay plastered to the face of a sky blue pony wearing goggles and a snorkel."Rainbow Dash!"Twilight, perched precariously on the rim of her tub, shivered in the suddenly cool air of the bathroom."What in the hay are you doing in my bathtub?"Rainbow Dash spat out the snorkel and glowered."I don't like when ponies shared our dreams."As Twilight fought to keep her balance like a scared cat on a tree limb, Rainbow slowly sank back under the water, leaving behind a few ripples and a column of bubbles.
Twilight, perched precariously on the rim of her tub, shivered in the suddenly cool air of the bathroom.
"What in the hay are you doing in my bathtub?"
Rainbow Dash spat out the snorkel and glowered.
"I don't like when ponies shared our dreams."
As Twilight fought to keep her balance like a scared cat on a tree limb, Rainbow slowly sank back under the water, leaving behind a few ripples and a column of bubbles.
I always use images to convey my thoughts.
They kissed and hugged and made out, and then started rubbing on each other and licking and nibbling, which made Pinkie very not sad indeed, and then they started doing X-rated things that I can't tell you about here, so just imagine that that was what they were doing, okay?Oh.Oh my god.You just imagined horses doing that?You sick bastard.
Oh my god.
You just imagined horses doing that?
You sick bastard.
From out of nowhere, something raced by and into Rainbow Dash. It was Rainbow Dash. She slapped Rainbow Dash across the face, spun her around to put the fire out, and then punched her into the beginning of this story."I don't like when twenty percent cooler," she snarled, scowling down at Applejack.Applejack gulped, looked left and right, and went back to applebucking.
"I don't like when twenty percent cooler," she snarled, scowling down at Applejack.
Applejack gulped, looked left and right, and went back to applebucking.
...Chrysalis with a Southern accent is the most adorable thing I've read all month. XD
Wha? No... It cant be over... NOT YET!!!! I NEED MORE!!!! MORE THINGS TO FUCK OVER MY BRAIN!!!!!!
YES! :D I WIN! I thought so too.
at first i was like but then I was like
"Chrysalis seemed taken aback. She placed a hand on her chest as the unicorn levitated...''
Yeah, there are like... Three spots where I need to change something. Thank you!
Didn't you say last chapter that pony shouldn't pony pony, but now you write a chapter where pony does in fact pony pony?
I say, sir.
Do you see pony ponying anypony here?
I think you are mistaken.
How did Rainbow Dash punch and kick them without touching them and turning to stone? Oh wait, awesomeness, duh.
This is weird and completely unexpected. Sure, I wasn't expecting it to be exactly normal, but oompa loopas?
I agree with Chrysalis! Playing the part of the villain rocks! Muhahahah!
Without villains like Chrysalis, heroic ponies could not be heroic, they'd be out of a job!
Therefore, ponies owe Chrysalis their jobs and that makes Cryalis best pony.
Makes sense to me, eeyup.
I imagine that all the time...
Matter of fact, I had the story open right now because I'm planning on writing one more chapter! :V
Make it "and that colt is checking out my... wings."
I don't like it when ponies in the morning either, Dash.
Tiptoe, Rainbow. Tiptoe.
Causing grief with a pony with known emotional management problems and the rare ability to commot violence on the back of a pony's face is dangerous buisness.
Lucky you won't hear me over the sound od how awesome you are.
I debated whether or not to put that after the finale.
In not doing so, I have created an explanation for why Twilight was so quick to accuse Rainbow Dash of dousing her. :V
ok this was funny