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Starbird 3411

Joined July 2012
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    Starbird's Stories (3)

    • Quantum Leap: The Leap of Faith
      With his theory of time travel, Dr. Sam Beckett jumps into the bodies of others to better history.

      1,017 words · 152 views · 12 likes · 2 dislikes
    • The Brony that hits Women
      There is a Brony who has a problem, and its up to the mane six to stop it. Only one problem...
      2,210 words · 526 views · 25 likes · 43 dislikes
    • Nick, the most amazing of ponies
      Nick, the all powerful warlock, decides to travel to equestria, only to be over-powered
      1,646 words · 276 views · 8 likes · 43 dislikes

    Nick lives in his taun-taun carcass, keeping him warm. He decides to open a portal to canterlot and start the great pony holocaust. Watch as his epic story changes from destruction to more destruction, as he decides to  kill Princess Equestria. Also, you're welcome.

    Nunchucks helped because he's cool and has eyes that shine like sapphires in the moonlight on a cold autumn night. (according to him)

    To find this guy, go to http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Nunchucks . Read a couple of his stories, then back to mine, then back at his, now back to mine. Sadly, they aren't mine mine, but if he used old spice body spray like me, his stories could smell as if they were mine. Look down, now back up. where are you? Your in Equestria with the story that story could be like. Look at whats in your hand now back at my story. I have it, Its views on my story. Look down, now up. The views are now likes. Anything is possible when you use old spice on your fic. I'm on a horse. A small blue horse with wings and a rainbow. Did you know i'm riding her backwards?

    First Published
    20th Oct 2012
    Last Modified
    5th Nov 2012

    Comments ( 30 )

    #1 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 3d ago · 1 · ·
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    Princess Equestria?

    #2 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    SO MUCH GLORY

    #3 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Great trollfic.  Actually funny.

    #4 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    ''Your OC is a TOTALLY COOL DUDE.''

    ''I am SICK of TOTALLY COOL DUDES.''

    ''THEY ARE NOT FUNNY!''

    (P.S I've been dying to use this quote.)

    Who is Princess Equestria? Why does your TOTALLY COOL DUDE OC kill her? And why did you admire someone with an Old Spice commercial reference?

    #5 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Funny trollfic!

    Gives me the lulz

    #6 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Oh... My... God...... That first paragraph made me want to just die.......

    But the question remains, was he tired? :applejackconfused:

    #7 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    #8 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1476227 That isn't her name?

    #9 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    I tiredly read this. I need to go to sleep...

    Great trolfic btw.

    #10 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1477162

    Princess Equestria is Luna's sister,he wants to kill her for reasons we haven't decided yet, and idk.

    #11 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    After reading about five lines, I realized that it's way too late for me to be reading shitty trollfics and trying to give serious criticism of it.

    #12 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    What dafuq I just read?

    #13 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1477463

    Princess CELESTIA.

    CELESTIA

    CELESTIA

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    #14 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    10/10 would clop to again

    #15 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1478119

    I feel like you're trying to tell me something...

    #16 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1478380

    I don't know what he's talkin' about. Everyone should know Princess Equestria raises the moon, Princess Luna is an OC, and Applejack(?) is a background pony.

    TA: Your story...

    #17 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1478567

    Jeez, you'd thenk they would know this stuff since they're fans of the show.

    #19 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Princess Equestria approves this story, because she is tired. But, also because she is tired, she disproves this story. Therefore, Nick is not tired. Nor is he an Alicorn with a green beret. He is a hill; a hill covered with bunny rabbits who are staging a production of Ruddigore. Because I am tired.

    So tired...

    #20 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>1478380

    Why are you getting that idea?

    #21 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>1480746

    Maybe it was the sheer rage with which you left that comment.

    >>1478749

    If it required effort do you honestly think I'd do it?

    #22 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>1484516

    LOL I know, I'm just messing about =P

    #23 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1477711

    You seem to have a lot in common with Nick. He also hates shitty trollfics but for some reason, is still here. However, Nick is not tired and you are, (or were). Please kept your rustled jimmies to yourself man. Just for that, next chapter is gonna have a cupcakes joke in it. I hope your pleased with yourself, because here come the great rustling of the century.

    #24 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 1d ago · · ·
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    And to the rest, :trollestia:

    #25 · Chapter 2 · 34w, 3h ago · · ·
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    #26 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1496766

    That is very helpful, thanks

    #27 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1507589

    If it weren't for me, you wouldn't know you need to evacuate.

    #28 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1477162

    Great reference, and I kill equestria because of reasons disclosed to the public eye.

    #29 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1507619

    Like I said, thank you. You have been extremely helpful. Nunchucks, get ready.

    #30 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1508609

    Please, I'm just a simple troll. No need to speak so highly of me.

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