Commencing Read!

Comment: How many moons would that make? Guess the password really ties in.

Starting to read: Will come back to comment, so far, it looks like she's got a serious case of the munchies

EDIT: Good work, got some laughs out of me. Like and Fav    Some small grammatical issues like-- staring down at the parchment she was preparing to write in.

In should be On, I think. I write on parchment, not in it  

, Ilia sit praelectionem

(Let that be a lesson!)

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Long Vive, Lupus Imperii!

Druuuuuuuuugs~

hahahaha!!!

I like it!

Please keep writing, I'll keep reading!

I Think She'll Need An Electric Cigarette with some Nicotine Inside of it....

for science!

This needs to be a series. What would happen to the rest of the Mane 6?

>>14042781404278 Insanity.

And then, in the midst of it all is Pinkie Pie, screaming:

"COME ON YOU GUYS! I do three hits of this and bake cupcakes!"

Ok, while the whole "Doing drugs" thing kinda irks me, you made up for it with all of Twilight's silly antics.

And by "antics", I mean everything from cupcakes and beyond.

Everything from before cupcakes just made me think, "Whatever, she's on drugs."

This made me have a nostalgia flashback to Billy and Mandy for some reason...

Billy: Mom! I have a problem! This bread is delicious, but every time  I bite it, it keeps getting smaller!

Anyway, good for Twilight and the Cupcake Kingdom. I feel a need to mention this song.  

......Twilight gets high then goes mad.......And Pinkie Pie is the responsible one?..........The hell have I just walked into?.....

Oh, god... poor cupcakes. I can't stop laughing...

Er... It looks like Twilight eats too many space cupcakes?

Why in Equestria Pinkie you give those to Twilight?

Well, maybe cannabis foods are legal in Equestria.

At least Princess Luna did not do anything to TS, PP or Zacora..

(Oops. She smokes.. instead of eating..)

Stoner pony is best pony.

HAHAHAHAHAA!!!

Freakin' excellent. Figures Twilight would be a kooky pony when stoned.

at first i was like "woah, twilight is doin pot!"

then I was like "no...that sounds more like acid"

the real question remains......why doesnt pinkie pie go trippin when she takes it?

edit: inb4 that is pot becuz she used a bong

My response: in the land of equestria, it is perfectly possible for an herb, when used with a bong, to have the same effect as a human generated compound that isnt in leaf form

Now remember, drugs: kids are bad!

Cute.

“If you mooned somepony... how many moons would there be?”

You need to make a second chapter that shows what Celestia thought. Or something. Cause that sounds like it'd be even funnier.

wow.... 111 likes... zero dislikes. impressive.

I smoked weed once. I played Genesis games for a couple hours, then drew a map of Canada on my stomach with a sharpie, then fell asleep. From what I could tell, the map was surprisingly accurate.

Twilight was going to open the library... until she got high~

She was going re-shelve all those books... until she got high~

She was going to go out and hang with her friends!... until she got high!~

until she got high, until she got high... until she got hiiiiiigh!~

Oh man, Seriously, that was pretty funny.  But I feel I must point out you don't really hallucinate with weed.  I've smoked it a lot, and the closest I've ever come to hallucinating was a severe loss of depth perception (My hands are huuuuuge!).

That...is highly entertaining.

Now give the rest of the Mane 6 drugs...

>>14072961407296

As in the Sega Genesis?

Anyway that was freaken' Hilarious!!!

>>14075611407561 Yep. Sonic the Hedgehog 2, Green Hill Zone, over and over again.

>>14075691407569

Damn good game. i still like to play it from time to time. I've nearly beat it several time in the last 3 weeks alone. And yes our Genesis still works.

LOL! Twilight was smokin' some weed, huh? That crap's funny as hell! Five embarassed Twilights out of five.

very funky

halarious!

next episode, rainbow dash thinks she is a fighter jet and bombs the apple farm.

no!

one day rainbow got high then bombed the apple farm, if you know what I mean.

whoever just thumbed this down is a little bitch

Sounds like Twilight's (ir)rational mind had a fun night off.

Loved every bit of this!  

Ok I needed that, very funny.

more more more more more

I have never seen anyone act like that on weed. But that was pretty darn funny.

>>14070921407092

Because Pinkie's brain is so {buysomeappels} already, the drugs make it work like a normal pony's?

>>14030631403063

Now I want to know the password.

Even though it does not work anymore.

And this is why I choose not to smoke weed. Cause I know I'll do some stupidly hilarious crap just like this!

Told you it'd get featured.

Weeeeeeeeeeed...

Sweet Celestia tripping balls, I loved this. Great representation of a first timer...ah I remember my first time.....funniest trip to Texico ever. Also please, more of this, I honestly don't care which pony, but more of this. Even if Twilight slips up again, MORE.

>>14083941408394 That you did

My hooves can touch everything but themselves *clops them together* oh, wait...

>written by the person who never smoked any marijuanas

>>14087071408707

>comment written by someone trying vainly to greentext, making baseless assumptions in the comments section of a purely-for-teh-lolz story.

Kthnxbai.

Laughing my PLOT off at this.

Crazy Twilight, Y U SO DARN FUNNY?! I'm literally laughing out loud. Comparing the cupcakes to soldiers was gold. I can't believe Luna actually came when Pinkie called her! I guess if she thought something was seriously wrong with her sister's personal student she'd come, but this is completely ridiculous! Her "I am not amused" attitude through the whole thing is wonderful.

>>14082041408204

I think so. Yeah, pretty much. Never try to understand Pinkie's mind. You may lose your own in the process.

I can just see the aftermath between the Princesses the next morning.

Luna: "...and further more Celestia, We wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all six of them habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes."

Celestia: "Reefers!"  *queue the music*

>>14089891408989 I've actually been talking with someone about a possible second chapter. for teh lulz.

High Twilight is amusing. Also Luna.

wow i have perfect music for this

or

The scary thing is... this *is* basically how science worked for a goodly number of centuries.

Look up what the inventor of LSD got up to during his stint with the CIA.  That's the real trip, man.

>>14076631407663

You know I have often wondered that about pegusi, only thing I suggest is Applejack not open her mouth

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>>14095551409555

either that or pack an umbrella from now on and pray she isn't selling drinks without lids.

=I'm doing what now?

Was this supposed to make me NOT wanna do drugs?!

>>14089951408995

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That was one of the best things I've ever read.  And I read A LOT.

Well done.  VERY well done.

~ Skeeter T. L.

And that's why you should just say no!

>>14099641409964 Chapter 2 is gonna be just as zany

Mare-ijuana. That is all.

Weed doesn't give hallucinations.

that was HIGH-LARIOUS!!!

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>>14073211407321 actually, far as I know (never tried it before, so speaking from a purely academic standpoint) that varies from person to person

This. Is. AMAZING. Whatever she is smoking (likely pure THC) I want some!

>>14082601408260

Now to remain a mystery...or ask someone.

Sure, high ponies. Good for a laugh, and you did it well.

Ahahahaha! High ponies! No that's something I never thought I'd see!

my SIDES! oh my lord, my SIDES!

this was hilarious!

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I laughed so hard as soon as twilight brought Luna the brownies!

Mushrooms?

Twilight?

What are you doing?

Twilight??

STAHP!!

>>14075691407569 Wait...Sonic 2...Green Hill...erm...

“Please Twilight, eat us!” the cupcakes said, their little voices comically high.

“Yes cupcakes, I’ll eat you!” Twilight assured, nodding earnestly down at the tasty treats.

And then Rainbow was the cupcake.

Send some of the mushrooms to Celestia! She's sure to enjoy them. Just disguise them or something.

LSD next or ecstasy

I need some tie-dyed dresses, than I can be a true hippie.

I thought weed only makes you go all dizzy and shit, I don't think it makes you see M n' Ms as bird seeds...unless we are talking about acid...

Well, this is a very nice. It is true that everything's better with a bag of weed...

>>14112161411216 And then the sun began to cast tie-dye colors upon the land... :P

I only have this to say: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NYKTlTVaSss

Lol wow, I was just chuckling until that last timestamp part, I fell over laughing... Perfect way to end it! 5 moustaches!

Well Pinkie, I take FOUR hits, fall off my roof, break two fingers, and dive through a closed window in a dirt bike helmet - oh - and not to forget that I managed to give myself a black eye with an Otter Pop.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w6Wa0W2y_o&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Haven't laughed this hard in a while!

Who needs weed when you have ponies with that industrial bag of halloween candy?

Am I the only one who almost finished it in an hour?

Mushroom? TWILIGHT, DON'T USE THE MUSHROOM! One half will make you smaller, the other half will make you taller! The caterpillar told me so!

“But... there are these mushrooms that Zecora told me about...”      I NEED TO READ IT!!!

“After all, what’s the worst that could happen?”

That's not a question. That's a challenge.

>>14112161411216

Bake them into a cake!

Mushrooms...

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Poor cupcake Von FrostingFace. He was a good desert.

Bwahahahehaha... Sky high ponies, heheheh, Oh man.

What would happen if Derpy took a hit?

I MUST SEE THE SHROOMS CHAPTER!!!

>>14118071411807 7 MINUTES. i am a fast reader

>>14119341411934 there is a game called dont eat the mushroom...

Cupcake Von FrostingFace You will be missed! Drinks will be lifted in your name for a thousand years in homage to your heroism!

>>14128101412810

I was referencing Alice in Wonderland. You don't want to eat ANYTHING there.

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