An idea I had after I got my first blind bag pony. Don't take it too seriously, as it's all ment to be a big 'ol pile of crack and random insanity just so I could get the idea out of my head! Enjoy! Art by Names76.
Twilight gets a mysterious letter from her parents, explaining that they have urgent news to tell her. However the trip, and the arrival, and even the news, are far more warped than she could have ever imagined.
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Dear Princess Celestia, All work and no play makes Juria write crack.
Sincerly, your loyal subject, Juria.
Okay...
What the actual fucking fuck did i just read?
This was actually hilarious
uprate for you.
Okay, that made me laugh and I don't laugh easily. Thumbs up from me!
1393087>>1393016 Thank you so much to the both of you!
Do I see a "Wizard of Oz" reference?
Did I just read a "crack fic" that involved LSD, marijuana, alcohol, a gay sparkly technically-not-a-vampire, and sex, and yet you didn't include any mention of methamphetamine, or crack/cocaine?
Dude, if you are going to include all of that, don't pull any punches!
1393469 Hey, be thankful I remembered that much.
Glad to hear you enjoyed it. My original idea replaced the gay sparkly technically-not-a-vampire with a disco ball. 
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Actually, I think the disco ball would be better, but if you worded it so at first, it appeared to be him*, and then it turned out to be a disco ball.
Though the next logical question becomes "How would that work?"
No, I don't want an answer. And what scares me the most is Rules 34, 34-1, 41, 51, and 61: 4chan Rules of the Internet (SFW!)
*I hate that series so much, I can't bring myself to say that name anymore.
1393656 Yeah, it was the question of physics, and the fact that I didn't want to turn this fic into a story about genital mutilation, that made me go the other route. Ah yes, gotta love the rules of the internet!
THIS is why you shouldn't write stories while stoned!
1396280 Sadly, no drugs were involved, just college homework and me getting my first blind bag pony.
Seriously, I love my little blind bag pony, but yeah, the name definately threw me off. XD
1393581 what ever you had, can have some?
and can you make more of it?
BS, I CALL BS DRUGs WERE DEFINENTLY USED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FIC.
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Nope, none at all, I swear to Celestia, Luna, Cadance, and Faust.
1396792 yeah and i swear to non-existent gods that i fap to gay porn. <-----------(sarcasm)
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Good for you, whatever trips your trigger, but no, there was absolutely no drugs other than the drug of life and the drug of working far too much that played in the making of this story. Anyways, glad to hear you enjoyed it.
1396915 OH, well i have tons of that.
i should sell it $6,000 a pound.
now good day sir while i smoke 5 pounds of life and working to hard. TO HOMEWORK
...I think i was at that party
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Oh my.
1457080
Ummm tell her i need those condoms back... i dont have money for new ones.
umm, wha?
2034115 So, like, hate, or what?
can you please write a sequel...perhaps a longer one?
2729099 In all honesty, I hadn't thought of a sequel, as this was more of a one-off, spur-of-the-moment crackfic.
However, I might.