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TacticalRainboom


I wrote some stories for you. I hope you enjoy them.

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Frustrated at being used as a bad example in a public blogpost for all to see, Obnoxious Writer decides he's going to break new ground and create a story that's sure to earn him the admiration he deserves. It involves his fellow example-pony Clueless User. Nothing could possibly go wrong with this plan.

Please, please downvote the everloving Faust out of this.

Pic utterly unrelated, but there is a proper cover image for this fic in the works, amusingly enough.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 19 )

This turned out absolutely NO better than expected. It's tremendously stupid.

Do understand that I wrote this because it was such a funny idea that I felt like I had to. Now I can put this piece of horseshit behind me and write something that's actually nice. As a side purpose, I meant this to be an example of a trollfic that isn't so balls-out extreme that it's clearly just an excuse for not trying.

I got to poke fun at a bunch of things, but not at Lavender Unicorn Syndrome, except for a little during the second person bit. Oh well.

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Cause that was brilliant, fool.

Yes, it was a "troll," but it was an excellent satire. You touched upon a lot of the quirks and idiosyncrasies around these parts, and called out bullshit where it's been seen. (Everypony has just THE GREATEST Alicorn OC! "Oh My Celestia, you won't believe the adventures!")

And, yes, when the views don't come in, a lot of people do tend to spank the flank and spread some haunches to make the users come to the yard. Because everybrony wants to say, "Damn right, it's better than yours! I could teach you--but I won't, so go buck yoself."

I liked it. And, you know what? I'm going to be one of those hyperactive and childish avid users who says, "MOAR." MOAR adventures and satire for this bloated ego of a pony writer and his lip-twirling companion!

Arrogant Blogger out! P-word to my n-words in the h-words!

Downvote?

Well, if you want me to...

... dafuq did I just read

Upvoted just to cheese you off. Will read later.

Well, that was words on a website. Good job? I have no clue. Well, I'm outta here.

Upvotered for all the right reasons. :derpytongue2:

I thought meta stories were banned. :rainbowhuh:

Dear Everypony:
This is not what I usually write.

Please check my profile for the actually nice things I've written. Because I've written really nice things. Things that are beautiful, exciting, sexy, or otherwise nothing like this thing.

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Shenanigans, that's what!

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This originally got rejected because I actually used Wanderer D's name all over the place. He accepted it once I cut him out of the story, because now it's just a little story about two OCs who happen to be all about meta.

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Glad you liked it! Now that you mention it, more stupid slice-of-life stuff with these two would be fun and potentially cute, but I dunno. That's not inspiring me half as much as the other two-three-four ideas I'm on right now.

Want to know a really, really sad thing? Obnoxious was totally right as he said that a Clopfic would’ve gotten him into the feature box. I’m not kidding, just look at the kind of “Mature” stories that are in the feature box.

Sure some of them are good story that deserve that spot. Others, however, are just clop, clop and even more clop with a paper-thin plot and characters that have nothing in common with the originals from the show. Sadly people seem to threat stuff like this as master pieces of writing just because it’s porn.

But enough of my ranting, it’s time to look at the story. Obnoxiclue is now my OTP and the only “Incest”-Ship I actually approve of. The “sex”-scene where both had absolutely no clue what they are supposed to do was great. Also Clueless In is cute.

Unfortunately, that means that I’m going to deny you request and give you a thumb up instead.

CU and OW are siblings? I am okay with this.
Rest of the story? I am okay with this :pinkiehappy:

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I will do exactly the same thing.

How on earth is this not classified as meta? :rainbowlaugh:

Must have been approved by Wanderer D.

Moar
Seriously though, I liked it

This is hilarious.

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

This was beautiful. You get no downvotes and all of the up!

Sorry but upvote.:derpytongue2:
I have never downvoted a story and I'm not about to start with a story I liked.
my reading policy is if I don't up vote I'm telling myself I wasted my time.
hope you forgive me.:fluttershysad:

~Leonzilla

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