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    Finally pardoned after ages spent languishing in the Canterlot dungeons (though in fine company, to be fair), Futa Chrysalis enjoys a pleasant day out with Twilight Sparkle.

    But the little unicorn has something planned, and she won't say what it is...

    First Published
    2nd Oct 2012
    Last Modified
    2nd Oct 2012

    Comments ( 46 )

    #1 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 20h ago · · ·
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    Sounds like an Alternian movie title.

    #2 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 20h ago · · ·
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    FCaTSHM:asiFCaTSsoa.

    Well that's a mouthful. I shall call it Fucatshim for short.

    #3 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 20h ago · · ·
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    #4 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 20h ago · · ·
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    I could really get into this wacky Futa Chrysalis and Twilight Sparkle universe...

    #5 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 20h ago · · ·
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    AWW HELL NAW.

    #6 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 20h ago · · ·
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    Hah. this is easily the comedy equivalent of the original's clop. No frills, no real logic, just good unclean fun. Now if only the 2 could be combined somehow...

    “It’s not the size of the weapon that matters, Your Majesty,” Chrysalis said

    Cadance said that, not Chrysalis.

    Also am I the only one who finds the fact that Chrysalis is a futanari in these stories completely redundant? I mean... she's a goddess level mage and a changeling. Having a dick seems kind of an anti-climax, considering.

    Also, this is actually the 2nd weirdest Chryslight I've read. The weirdest is this one. But what do you expect from an author who turns Shinji Ikari into NMM?

    #7 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 20h ago · · ·
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    >>1375835

    Whoops, good catch. Fixed now. Thanks!

    #8 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 20h ago · · ·
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    Oh god. First SexyBack, now Drakmire.

    How far will the FCaTS universe of stories spread?

    Also, why can't I stop reading them? :twilightoops:

    #9 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 19h ago · · ·
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    “Not until you swear that you’ll never be mine,” Cadance said.

    ??? I thought Cadence wanted Twilight to be hers.:rainbowhuh:

    #10 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 19h ago · · ·
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    This was adorable. I am pleased. :moustache:

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    Sleep tight

    #11 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 19h ago · · ·
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    Commenting before I even read it. It was just that amazing.

    #12 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 19h ago · · ·
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    >>1375847

    >>1375896

    Drakmire, explain yourself.

    #13 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 19h ago · · ·
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    Wut?:rainbowhuh::rainbowderp:

    #14 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 19h ago · · ·
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    >>1376105

    Aqua, shoosh.

    #15 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 19h ago · · ·
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    At last the truth is revealed.

    The sexy truth.

    #16 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 19h ago · 1 · ·
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    I have absolutely no idea what this is about, but I liked your in-text implementation of trademarking, and I also hate the phrase "Celestia's sun," almost as much as I dislike it when authors refer to Rarity as "the fashionista." So yeah. Gooey fluids, nipping and lapping, and Twilight's milkshake bringing all the girls to the yard. You go Drakmire. Also, the rapier was clearly an épée.

    #17 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 19h ago · · ·
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    ...okay then.

    Drak, when I told you that you should write some more, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind.  To be fair though, it is definitely the best futa Chrysalis and Twilight story I've ever read, and I'll stand by that.

    #18 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 18h ago · · ·
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    >>1376234

    I think I wrote this in two hours, laughing the entire time. I know it's probably not all that funny to others, but after the other Futa Chrysalis fic, I couldn't help but picture them doing something utterly mundane.

    Whatever gets you to be productive, right?

    Unless it's like, crystal meth. Don't do crystal meth just to be productive.

    #19 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 17h ago · · ·
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    this was amazing.

    this needs a sequel

    now

    #20 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 17h ago · · ·
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    >>1375729

    ... In Which Futa Chrysalis And Twilight Sparkle Undergo Many Different Events, Most Of Which Are Very Sexually Appealing As Told In A Story Format

    #21 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 17h ago · · ·
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    >>1376173

    I prefer to consider "Celestia's sun" her cutie mark. So "Going blind staring at Celestia's sun" has a much different meaning.

    #22 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 17h ago · · ·
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    I find it strange that the original has a Romance tag, but this doesn't. Not that the original deserved it.

    #23 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 16h ago · · ·
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    It amused me. :twilightsmile:

    #24 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 16h ago · · ·
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    in jokes. in jokes everywhere

    #25 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 16h ago · · ·
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    >>1376637 Your profile pic, it scares me:rainbowderp:

    #26 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 15h ago · · ·
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    :coolphoto: Vhat... has just happened?

    #27 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 15h ago · · ·
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    that was awesome!:pinkiehappy:

    #28 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 15h ago · · ·
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    I only wish this meme had started prior to my barfing out Shipping Sickness, or I totally would have included the character of Futon Chrysalis.  She can even convert from one configuration to another for whatever you may require.

    ...damnit.

    #29 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 15h ago · · ·
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    >>1377366

    There's always potential for more : ) Though from the U/D ratio, I don't know how much the public at large would go for it : P

    #30 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 15h ago · · ·
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    >>1377394

    Moreover, I suspect a hypothetical third installment might trip the mods' warning sensors for the "no in-jokes" rejection clause.

    Pity.  I do love me some sophomoric humor.

    #31 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 15h ago · · ·
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    >>1377405

    Oh, I don't know. I think as long as you can keep the story self-contained without knowing the context of anything of the other fics, it'll be safe. I know that someone's got another variant in the works that I'm very excited by, though no guarantees on if it was just a burst of insanity or whether the idea will continue to tickle him enough to finish it. We'll see!

    #32 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 15h ago · · ·
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    What... What did I just read?

    #33 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 15h ago · · ·
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    And now that I've actually read it, I'm getting a serious Utena vibe from Pretty Princess Cadance.

    #34 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 14h ago · · ·
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    Lol what?

    #35 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 13h ago · · ·
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    *performes the Yes Dance*

    YesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYe--...*ahem*

    This was great. It REALLY way. Good!Chrysalis needs moar attention. *nods* So, keep up the good work! ^^

    #36 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 12h ago · · ·
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    What a glorious story :yay:

    #37 · Chapter 1 · 36w, 6d ago · · ·
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    ....I expected clop and there is none....:pinkiecrazy:i'mma gonna find you

    #38 · Chapter 1 · 36w, 4d ago · · ·
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    That was a great story :twilightsmile:

    #39 · Chapter 2 · 36w, 2d ago · · ·
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    This series has the most continuity ever.

    #40 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    This was making sense, and then it wasn't.

    Eh, whatever.

    #41 · Chapter 2 · 16w, 11h ago · · ·
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    Applebrap

    what the hay happened to you pic :twilightoops:

    #42 · Chapter 1 · 12w, 5d ago · · ·
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    #43 · Chapter 1 · 12w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Sorry, all  I can  think is "Your Schwartz is almost as big as mine! But let's see how you 'handle' it!"

    #44 · Chapter 2 · 1w, 3d ago · · ·
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    This was beautiful. <3

    #45 · Chapter 2 · 1w, 12h ago · 1 · ·
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    >>1377479 I've never even seen Utena and I got a Utena vibe off it.

    #46 · Chapter 2 · 2d, 19h ago · · ·
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    Ridiculous it may be bit it's still wonderfully done. I applaud you for managing to take on another author's work and make it seem effortless. This really does feel like it fits perfectly in with the other FC works and to be able to do that is a rare and precious skill. I applaud you and am happy to count this among my favourites. Bizarre fun.

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