Futa Chrysalis and Twilight Sparkle Have Milkshakes: a story in the Futa Chrysalis and Twilight Sparkle series of adventures

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Finally pardoned after ages spent languishing in the Canterlot dungeons (though in fine company, to be fair), Futa Chrysalis enjoys a pleasant day out with Twilight Sparkle.

But the little unicorn has something planned, and she won't say what it is...

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ShamefulHorsefucker

ShamefulHorsefucker #1 · Oct 2nd, 2012 · 2 · ·

I could really get into this wacky Futa Chrysalis and Twilight Sparkle universe...

UseFistNotMouth

UseFistNotMouth #2 · Oct 2nd, 2012 · · ·

Hah. this is easily the comedy equivalent of the original's clop. No frills, no real logic, just good unclean fun. Now if only the 2 could be combined somehow...

“It’s not the size of the weapon that matters, Your Majesty,” Chrysalis said

Cadance said that, not Chrysalis.

Also am I the only one who finds the fact that Chrysalis is a futanari in these stories completely redundant? I mean... she's a goddess level mage and a changeling. Having a dick seems kind of an anti-climax, considering.

Also, this is actually the 2nd weirdest Chryslight I've read. The weirdest is this one. But what do you expect from an author who turns Shinji Ikari into NMM?

heste

heste #3 · Oct 2nd, 2012 · · ·

“Not until you swear that you’ll never be mine,” Cadance said.

??? I thought Cadence wanted Twilight to be hers.

Ponydora Prancypants

Ponydora Prancypants #4 · Oct 2nd, 2012 · 2 · ·

I have absolutely no idea what this is about, but I liked your in-text implementation of trademarking, and I also hate the phrase "Celestia's sun," almost as much as I dislike it when authors refer to Rarity as "the fashionista." So yeah. Gooey fluids, nipping and lapping, and Twilight's milkshake bringing all the girls to the yard. You go Drakmire. Also, the rapier was clearly an épée.

Softy8088

Softy8088 #5 · Oct 3rd, 2012 · · ·

Vhat... has just happened?

Rasbunny

Rasbunny #6 · Oct 3rd, 2012 · · ·

What... What did I just read?

The Heavy Metal Pony

The Heavy Metal Pony #7 · Oct 3rd, 2012 · · ·

*performes the Yes Dance*
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This was great. It REALLY way. Good!Chrysalis needs moar attention. *nods* So, keep up the good work! ^^

musicman722