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    When Scout decides to try and chug down a hundred cans of Bonk! at once, he travels to another dimension from sheer speed.

    First Published
    1st Oct 2012
    Last Modified
    12th Oct 2012

    Comments ( 360 )

    #1 · Chapter 1 · 33w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Hmm. Tracking for pure curiosity.

    #2 · Chapter 1 · 33w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Heavy when on the "Multiply a Weapon's Stat by 10" server once.

    He decided to equip the Gloves of Running Urgently Gloves of Running Yesterday

    #3 · Chapter 1 · 33w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I like

    #4 · Chapter 1 · 33w, 5d ago · · ·
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    i'm calling shenanigans. pinkie could easily caught up to scout remember Griffin the brush off? pinkie was always ahead.  

    #5 · Chapter 1 · 33w, 5d ago · · ·
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    You really need some more detail. But other then that,:rainbowlaugh:

    #6 · Chapter 1 · 33w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Well, that was a depressing read. Scout spending the entire chapter beating up Rainbow Dash? No thanks.:rainbowderp: :rainbowhuh:

    #7 · Chapter 1 · 33w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Dear scout,

    "What is your major malfunction brutha?"

                                                       - The brony community

    #8 · Chapter 1 · 33w, 5d ago · · ·
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    He's probably still super hyper from all that BONK!

    #9 · Chapter 1 · 33w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1368481 Can you give me IP? I lost it.

    #10 · Chapter 1 · 33w, 5d ago · · ·
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    HAHAHAHA tf2 nice :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

    #11 · Chapter 1 · 33w, 5d ago · · ·
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    The high-speed hijinks sold me.

    #12 · Chapter 1 · 33w, 5d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowkiss: This is awsome! MOAR!

    #13 · Chapter 1 · 33w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1368539 Scout was still hyed up from Bonk! at the time.

    #14 · Chapter 1 · 33w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Jesus Christ, so 100 bonks equals at least the speed of light.

    #15 · Chapter 1 · 33w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1368578 rainbow dash is a stuck up bitch bout time she got a beating and from my favorite tf2 character the scout.

    #16 · Chapter 1 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    HAH! nice.

    #17 · Chapter 1 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    XD Skittles is best pony. :rainbowderp::rainbowdetermined2:

    #18 · Chapter 1 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1369557 I know, it hurt me every bit to write out her humiliating encounter with Scout.:fluttercry:

    #19 · Chapter 1 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1369560 :3 You need to have the rest of the Mane 6 refer to her as 'Skittles' now and then. Stir her up like cake batter. :3

    #20 · Chapter 1 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1369570 Bwahahaha, i will take notice of that:rainbowlaugh:

    #21 · Chapter 1 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    WOW, My notifications exploded with comments and favorites, is this story really that good?

    #22 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1369579 Mwahahaha.... IT BEGINS...

    #23 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Wait, in her house?  Doesn't she live in a house made of clouds in the sky?  Plus, ponies don't have hands, they have hooves.  Still fun story though

    #24 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Could you do a romance in this too because i can feel it. :rainbowkiss:

    #25 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    plz make more it's just 20% more cooler

    #26 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    In Imperial Equestria, Scouts make Rainbow cry.

    #27 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    This gunna b gud

    #28 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Nitpicks:

    "Ok, first, we know that this pony is dangerous, he is fast, he is sneaky, he is unpredictable, so if any of you see him, i'll need you to get some answers out of him."

    "I'll."

    Scout ran off, Rainbow Dash could here him in the distance going "Wananananana."

    "Hear."

    #29 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    My reactions in order-:trixieshiftright:-:facehoof:-:eeyup:-:trollestia:-:moustache:-:rainbowlaugh:-:rainbowderp:-:pinkiehappy:-:pinkiecrazy:-:rainbowlaugh:-:trollestia:

    #30 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Ok. This is great i must admit, (i bet your playing tf2 right now to learn all the taunts the scout has lol) tracked

    #31 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1370773 If you need to play the game to know the taunts, then you're

    Free to Plaaaaaaaaay!

    #32 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1370960 well, not really because im p2p and i dont  have a clue about the scouts taunts, i never play scout

    #33 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1371021

    http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Scout_responses <- best place to find taunts and responses(ie capturing a point)

    interesting story so far. Curious to see where it goes.

    #34 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Oh god, please make another story with Heavy from Red Team in it!

    #35 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1371021 p2p?

    >No hats

    >Bought one key

    >Knows almost nothing about the lore

    >p2p

    #36 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    OMG you need to get scout to cover rainbow dash in madd milk :rainbowlaugh:

    #37 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    What's sad is that Scout would probably try drink that much Bonk!

    #38 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    I agree with >>1371099. I'd also like to see Demoman and/or Soldier in similar situations. ... Please?

    #39 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    GOD, I'm afraid of what he could do as a pegasus. And I thought Sonic was too fast...

    #40 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Wow, Scout is just a jerk in this story. I don't think Scout would act this way...and that is why this story is good. Favorited.

    #41 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    From the descripition...

    I JUST HAVE TO READ THIS STORY

    BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK

    :rainbowlaugh:

    Guy
    #42 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Like instantly for the "original" concept and the picture. I don't care whether you made it, but it looks awesome. And I put "original" in quotes because it's happened... once or twice on this site, and needs to happen more. So yeah... ONTO READING!

    Guy
    #43 · Chapter 1 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Okay, you're literally only QUOTING the Scout, and this story is fuckin, FLYING by. Like, seriously. There are occasional lacks of punctuation and capitalization, so that's another thing. However, I will NOT let this story drop, so I'll read the next chapter, but please don't screw up anymore.

    #44 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1369875 Scout defies logic.  Team Fortress defies logic. End of story:rainbowlaugh:

    #45 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1370773 Right you are!

    Guy
    #46 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    FEKFEKFEKFEKFEKFEK.

    Welp, this is eating my mind from the inside.

    So many problems. So little time.

    If this stuff is ever corrected and this makes it to the featured box, I will read it.

    For now, you can have... MY BIG GAY DANCE.

    #47 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1372300

    Not bad, and here is my rebuttal: Pinkie Pie.  I win.  :pinkiehappy:

    #48 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1372429 You certainly do win.

    #49 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1372436

    Do I get a cookie? :rainbowkiss:

    #50 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1372438 Uhm, no.

    #51 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Scout x Rainbow Dash shipping GO!

    #52 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1372484 You guys were serious about that?

    #53 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1372474

    Get him Pinkie! :pinkiecrazy:

    #54 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1370205 Thanks for noticing. Will correct them soon.

    #55 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Added to my "Read Later" list.

    ...

    >>1372493, You do realize that Pinkie's just going to eat any cookie she finds and not leave you any, right?

    #56 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1372595

    Maybe, but no one cheats me out of a cookie.

    #57 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    What is this, I don't- I can't...

    ...

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    *Like*...

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    ...

    *Favorite*

    #58 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1372489 Oh God Yes. XD The idea of Skittles finally snapping like a twig in a high breeze and going after Scout is making me laugh like a hyena right now~! :pinkiecrazy:

    #59 · Chapter 1 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Too good. I'm bawling over laughter right now.:rainbowlaugh:

    But damn, Scout is screwed once the Bonk! wears off. Also, don't mess with the Scout if he gets angry. He has his damn Baseball Bat with several balls!

    #60 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · 2 · ·
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    She was Equestria's Best Young Flier. How could she lose to a simple earth pony?

    BECAUSE IT'S SCOUT.

    #61 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1370050 :rainbowlaugh: So true, it's funny!

    #62 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >a hundred cans of Bonk! at once

    GOODNESS ME!

    WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT?

    *marks to read later*

    #63 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    There is so much fucking win in this fic, that I think I came.

    I literally came.

    #64 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    You cant get this!

    #65 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    The blue scout has stolen our intel.

    #66 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1371716 I'll write about the whole team, don't worry. Just let me finish up Scout's adventure first :rainbowkiss:

    #67 · Chapter 3 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Stop trying to break reality!  The fourth wall can't handle the stress!

    #68 · Chapter 3 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Come ONNNNNNN this is screaming for a Rainbow Dash X Scout here!  :rainbowkiss:

    #69 · Chapter 3 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1374359 You want them to be a couple? 'cus i have no idea what Scout x Rainbow Dash means. (i know, I'm a noob)

    #70 · Chapter 3 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Ok, the wings are a little over the top.

    #71 · Chapter 3 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·
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    #72 · Chapter 3 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowlaugh: Scout sure managed to get on everypony's nerves, didn't he?

    >>1374365 That is, in fact, what Wise2Fox was suggesting. An X between two characters names usually implies a pairing :pinkiesmile:

    #73 · Chapter 3 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Are they the same wings that Rarity got?

    #74 · Chapter 3 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1374462 Thanks. But Rainbow Dash x Scout? we'll wait and see what the others have to say.

    #75 · Chapter 3 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·
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    As much as like the wing idea I think it is a bit silly seeming the only wing spells they have are for butterfly wings, maybe rewrite the first chapter and give him wings that he doesn't,t know how to use seems more appropriate

    That's just my opinion you don't need to do this as its your own story

    #76 · Chapter 3 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1374536 I guess. But remember, this story has no fixed time and date. So by then Twilight might be more experienced in magic. Just saying

    #77 · Chapter 3 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1374518 No, These are wings just like Rainbow's

    #78 · Chapter 3 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·
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    No, don't make them a couple, at least not right now. Instead, fill the void with belligerent sexual tension.

    #79 · Chapter 3 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1374565 Say wut?

    #80 · Chapter 3 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·
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    hah. the scout. :rainbowkiss:

    #81 · Chapter 3 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1374572

    You heard me. Rainbow goes out of her way to show just how much she hates Scout while he simply doesn't give a fuck while everyone else notices how similar they are and figures that Rainbow is either working way too hard to make everyone thinks she hates him, or is trying to impress him by catching him.

    #82 · Chapter 3 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1374596 Okey dokey lokey!

    #83 · Chapter 3 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Well, aside from the usual RAINBOW DASH X SCOUT OMFGHFGKLDHNJS, you've got yourself some grammar errors there. You know, periods instead of commas, awkward wording, and uncapitalized I's.

    #84 · Chapter 3 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·
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    ....this chapter was okay, but the last half seemed a bit rushed to me. either that or the fact of a dragon suddenly appearing and scout having to be the badass and save them like damsels in distress was just wierd.

    #85 · Chapter 3 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1374365

    Yea! And maybe get marry! Oooooh i can see it now how their child look like :rainbowkiss:

    #86 · Chapter 3 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1374524 Your fic, your choice. I have no real preferences either way, do as you wish :raritywink:

    #87 · Chapter 3 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·
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    I want to hope that the others on the team will come to Equestria... :yay:

    #88 · Chapter 3 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Best chapter yet.

    #89 · Chapter 3 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·
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    rainbow X scout yea its funny :rainbowlaugh:

    #90 · Chapter 3 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·
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    #91 · Chapter 1 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Scout is awesome. Don't feel the least bit sorry for RD.:rainbowderp:

    #92 · Chapter 3 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Oh don't worry. Scout and Rainbow Dash will get together soon. Just give me some time.

    #93 · Chapter 3 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1375192 I hated adding the dragon in. But how else was Scout going to get his wings?

    #94 · Chapter 3 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1375569 Oh don't worry, they will

    #95 · Chapter 3 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1376885 you could have had him try to raid the library for a spell on wings or something. maybe even forgo the wings. he's already super fast, he doesn't need them.

    #96 · Chapter 3 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1377200 I felt like Scout needed something to even the odds against Dashie. The bonk had worn off and he was definitely slower, so i decided to grant him the ability to fly.

    #97 · Chapter 3 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1377396 I see your point, but doesn't he have more Bonk?

    #98 · Chapter 3 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1377442 Yes, but it lasts for only 8 seconds. Even with Bonk RD would still be faster.

    #99 · Chapter 3 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1377462 Ok, you win that one, but still need to fix how he gets wings. :trixieshiftright:

    the dragon seems so....awkward.:pinkiesick:

    OOH OOH! Idea!:raritystarry:

    If you insist on the dragon, then have RD and others chase scout into a cave with sleeping dragon and have him save them.:pinkiehappy:

    #100 · Chapter 3 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1377495 Great idea! But unfortunately, it's too late for that now.

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