• Member Since 3rd Jun, 2012
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SexyBack


I have no idea what I'm doing. Except I do, and it's reading/writing pony porn.

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I just want to reiterate:

It wasn't me.

:D

its good, very good, i personally love Chrysalis x Twilight stuff and futa Chrys is just murr....
spelling and grammar was good and although my mind is still spinning, ahem, i did not see any errors so dam, very good clopfic 8.6/10

The perfect name for a story.

Futa! Yes! Time to read this mutha-trucka!

I like it when a story has the balls to be exactly what it says on the tin, and this story? This story has balls. Or does it?

Does it have balls? I'm not quite sure. No balls were mentioned, but that doesn't mean they're not there.

Don't Post:
Things that obviously aren't stories: lists, polls, previews, challenges, author notes, chatlogs, etc.

Not sure if your author notes come under that, just a word of caution.

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That rule only applies if there is nothing to the "story" but notes. Having a story + notes is fine and dandy.

Wow, that was much better written than you title and synopsis give on.

Pretty solid clop.

Really good, i love when Chrysalis is portrayed as more than a classical antagonist that is evil for the sake of beeing evil. Really like it.:heart:

Well this was actually pretty damn Awesome, the clop scene and the leading up to it was fantastic.

1356974 If you want I could show you another stoy :3
...Oh god what have I become....

I took the honor of adding this to the Queen Chrysalis section of the Futaquestria group.
That is okay... yes?

Oh, SexyBack has a new story! :pinkiehappy:

"Futa Chrysalis and Twilight Sparkle Have Sex"

....Wait what? :rainbowhuh:

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It is indeed! Thank you very much—I only submitted to the stories where I was already a member, but I'm happy to have it elsewhere too!

(If you know what I mean.)

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I feel that the title really adds an air of refinement to it, you know? A sense of je ne sais quoi.

1357021Sir? Yes? Sir? i believe you spelled "Mother Fucker" wrong. Sir?!:trollestia:

Hang on, guys, I'm a little confused. What is this story about, exactly?

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It's a story of existentialism and discovery of the self. really deep stuff. :trollestia:

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Wow! Sounds great; I'm really glad it's not clop. Hate the stuff, really.

What a twist!

I'm OK with this. As long as it's not rape... or horribly riddled with food metaphors. Or Twilight being corrupted. Or Chrysalis being unexplainedly OOC.

I haven't read it yet so I hope it's not any of those things.

It's nice you guys have this safe zone too.

I've contemplated a few clop scenarios myself, but would have used a sock puppet account even before becoming "request guy".

Absoluetly love it. yo, so gots ta watch you dude.:ajsmug: keep it up.

but Chrysalis shushed her softly,

How can you shush someone loudly? =P

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With the Royal Canterlot Voice of course.

this has satisfied my fetish

1357033 Given the ejaculate I suspect it does, in fact, have balls.

Not something I'd ever read, but I'll spare a like just for the title.

Sweet Celestia, this hit the feature box!

I am highly amused.

Oh, great clop, btw.

1357842 Oh, I see you've never talked aloud in an opera or movie theater during a show. Next time, do so.

You shoudl makje another chapter oft his.XD

It would be hilarious to see Twilight get pregnant because of this, and them have to let Chrysalis out so she can go live with Twilight and be a 'dad' .


When told, all of her friends reactions would be - :twilightoops:

1357589:rainbowlaugh:That comment made my day. Thank you good sir or madam

TAW

Gotta admit, I'm sort of uncomfortable with the idea that clop is something so shameful that not only can you not post it on your own account, you can't even post it on a sockpuppet account, but instead need to use an "anonymous" user.
If you're not willing to take enough care over your work that you feel proud of it, maybe you shouldn't write it.

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:ajsmug: let's be frank mindless bucking always ends with the feature box.

hmm.... not sure what this story it about.
I guess I'd better read it to find out.
You know........ to satisfy my... curiosity.
:twilightsheepish:

Dear Sir and/or Madame.

This fic is very good, much better than the description and title lets on.

That said the title is genius by itself.

Thanks for writing this.

I want to hate this story with the fury of a THOUSAND SUNS!!!!!:flutterrage:

But its......too good to hate!!! WHY?? I'm so confused right now:twilightoops:

The feature box so deserves this. Or the other way round :D That title was absolutely BORN for the feature box.

I'm not sure whether there was a story. But I liked the possibly-not-exactly-a-story regardless :rainbowwild:

1358477 Why is there not a "like" button on here? Everything else is connected to Facebook.......

I don't intend this to sound like I'm belittling your writing abilities, because I certainly enjoyed that story (in my pants), but TAW has a valid point. Take pride in your work. If you do something, and you do it well, be proud of it. Obviously if you're posting anonymously to avoid consequences outside your control, i.e. parents or other controlling figures that would prevent you from writing at all should they discover your clop stash, that's another matter, but if you're doing it out of fear that people won't read your other stories once they find out you wrote a clop story, just don't write clop.

I admit, I was drawn in by the title. But I didn't stay for the clop; instead, I was intrigued by several interesting details you mentioned.

The first would be Chrysalis' admission that all Changelings are born male, which is actually an accurate fact that I never thought of. Generally, hive-based insects (bees, ants, et cetera) only have one female present in the hive at any given time: the queen. Although the one difference here is that queens are actually bred and don't metamorphose into that form, I can see why you skipped over that to create Futalis.

The second was this: "Her eyes flicked from one chain to the next, then back again, occasionally sliding up to the cold iron band at the base of Chrysalis’s horn that bound her power as surely as anything could, magical or otherwise."

This intrigued me simply because few people know about iron's role in folklore: that of a lodestone and a focal point of life energy... and that of a talisman to ward off evil spirits and supernatural entities. A magic deadener, as it were.

In all honesty, I couldn't care less about the clop. Those two details made this an entertaining read.

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