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    I want off this God damned ride, Mr. Bones.

    You know, when I first started writing three plus years ago, I originally was doing it for myself. I thought it was cool that people may want to read my shit, but it really wasn't about anything else other than my own personal enjoyment back then. It was about giving myself an escape from high school, all the bullies (who earned through being a complete autist kek), all the bullshit assignments, etc.

    That didn't last. Around the time Haylo lifted off, I went through a brief period where I wrote for to get on the feature box, because we all went through that phrase one time or another. It was after the Old Spice series got started that I discovered my true motivation: seeing the happiness that my literature brought to those who read them, despite the shit quality.

    Now, you're probably wondering: why does this shit matter?

    Because I'm shit out of motivation. Ever since 2014 got started, it seemed like my viewership was gradually decreasing overtime, and with that, the enjoyment that I used for motivation. Even when I decided to go all in and write probably my greatest work yet, it yielded no results.

    It may sound like I'm just bitching about not getting attention, fame, or whatever, but I could really give less of a shit about that. I just liked going through the seemingly endless comments left by people expressing how much enjoyment they got out of reading whatever story they read. It put a goofy ass grin on my face, and inspired me to keep writing.

    You guys are smart. You probably were able to figure out just what this blog was about from the title alone. As you likely have guessed by now, I plan to retire. Not just yet, as I want to finish the last story I still give a damn about, perhaps put out a few more one-shots or finish off Friendship is Manly if I feel up to it. The handful of you who are still following my stories are the best readers I could ever ask for, so I owe you all that much. Besides, going out with a bang is much better than going out quietly.

    Plus, you know, who knows? I might get that motivation back, even if it's been dry for everything but Bros For Life for almost a year. We'll just have to wait and see.

    >implying anyone can get off the ride

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    Since Broseph Stalin is a lazy incompetent, Nehem and I have decided that we're going to go ahead and write some bonus chapters for Bros For Life. You can expect these to be released within the next couple weeks.

    Also, I'm going to release some one-shots in the near future for you fags who don't read Bros For Life. Even if you are faggots, you deserve a little lovin' too.

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This story is a sequel to The Misadventures of Princess Luna and Black Jesus

*Criticism, negative or positive, and comments are encouraged*

One day, 60's Era Spiderman accidentally swings into a portal and finds himself permanently stuck in Equestria. But does he give a fuck? Hell no! Did you forget who we are talking about?

First Published
3rd Oct 2012
Last Modified
2nd Apr 2014
#1 · 111w, 6d ago · · · The Arrival ·

Some arbitrary number in the single didgets

Also im.fairly interseted to see where you take this nonsense

Comment posted by Mashmaster deleted at 5:42am on the 29th of May, 2014
#3 · 111w, 6d ago · 3 · 1 · The Arrival ·

This is going to be the greatest.

#4 · 111w, 6d ago · 2 · 1 · The Arrival ·

:rainbowlaugh: this is funny

I'll love to see where your going with all this total bullshitery :rainbowlaugh:

#5 · 111w, 6d ago · 2 · 1 · The Arrival ·

It's always gonna be a good day when there's another 60s Spiderman fic on here.

#6 · 111w, 6d ago · 15 · 1 · The Arrival ·

60's Spiderman is like the distilled essence of every troll ever to inhabit the darkest corners of the internet.

That's what makes him so damn funny. :rainbowlaugh:

#8 · 111w, 6d ago · 6 · · The Arrival ·

Dammit, I wanted to comment on the story and shit, but I forgot to give it a fuck.

Prejudice disliking of stories is pre-justified! :D

From that crazy ass thread in group, to this?

Man, you fucking physcopath.

tracked

This is the true answer to life.

Yay marine for once we have you back again~!

#24 · 111w, 5d ago · 2 · · The Arrival ·

>>1380274 Do you even lift?

"But does he give a fuck? Hell no. Did you forget who we are talking about?"

:rainbowlaugh: Thumbs up, sir.

Short chapter because, like Spiderman, I don't give a fuck.

Besides, I have exceeded the word count of any other 60's Era Spiderman fic.

wat

Uploaded a chapter? I WON'T READ IT, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

*reads*

It begins...

SO MUCH SHIT! AND NOW IT ALL JUST GOT REAL!

This is me not giving a fuck

"Oh, I don't mind at all. He's just another stupid animal. He doesn't know any better." Fluttershy said

Oh, it hurt my heart when I read that. Hurt it so bad.

But then again, it's a 60's era Spiderman fic, so whatever.

OMG PLEASE MOAR!:flutterrage:

Oh cool! New chapter! Not that I give a fuck, actually...

I feel some kind of competition is going to go down between Spidy and Discord... Perhaps a battle of fucks they do not give?

I haven't read a story in over 4 months. Thank you for breaking that "dry spell" with one of the stupidest and greatest things I've ever read. Continue this fuckery! :moustache:

I've found one fuck its my gift to you

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