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  • 1w, 6d
    Rest in peace, sweet prince

    RIP Akumokagetsu

    A real human bean and a real hero

    Death by the hammer

    You may have been annoying as hell at times (the minion thing was fucking annoying), and a douche in other times, but the rest of the time you were pretty bro-tier.

    Good night, sweet prince.

    We're all gonna carry that weight. ;_;7

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  • 2w, 1d
    Skype Group

    Just a reminder that I run a Skype group for the sake of circlejerking. We mainly circlejerk over stuff like Sunset Shimmer grade A booty and Yee, but also other things.

    If you want in, add me on Skype (my username is marinemarksmanfim), identify yourself by your FimFiction name, and ask very politely to be added.

    We do have a few rules, for those of you who want in:

    1. Don't be an edgy underageB&. If you're a cool one and don't annoy anyone, though, your age will be ignored.

    2. If someone says horse pussy, respond with porn.

    3. ur waifu a shit

    4. I fucked your waifu

    5. Don't change the group description to anything not containing Yee, Sunset, or the fact that the Skype group is property of [s4s]

    See you fags there. Bring porn.

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  • 2w, 1d


    >still caring enough about RealityCheck to write a fucking story about him

    >still caring at all about RC

    Daily reminder: The more attention you give him and people like him, the more power they get.

    Another daily reminder: The more attention you give him, the more I laugh at you, because this shit's well beyond the point of being fucking stupid.


    13 comments · 89 views
  • 3w, 1d
    RealityCheck Drama 2: Electric Boogaloo

    There was a point when this shit should've stopped and it was passed long ago.

    Jesus Christ, this drama is some of the most laughably pathetic shit I've witnessed in a very long time. It's so fucking pathetic that it's actually entertaining for the first time ever.

    Now, I don't condone the things that RC says or does (not like I really give a shit either, being from /pol/ and all), nor do I like his writing (Nyx a shit). But all this guy wants is attention and that's what you're giving him. It's common knowledge you don't give people like this the time of day, otherwise they win.

    What's probably my favorite part about this shit is all the people who are responsible for starting up these social justice crusades are now coming out of the woodworks denouncing it and pointing out shit that should've been obvious when they started this BS like giving RC all this attention is only going to benefit him. It's your fault, guys. You should've realized this shit months ago when you started it. Quit the damage control.

    To the goyim who are reading this who are one of those people who add RC stories to random groups, mass downvote his stories, mass downvote his comments and the comments of those who likes his stories: Please stop. Stop taking the internet so seriously and stop with this social justice crusade. All you're doing is giving him more attention (which is what he wants), wasting your time, and giving me a good laugh, because as I said, this drama's just now laughably pathetic.

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This story is a sequel to The Misadventures of Princess Luna and Black Jesus

*Criticism, negative or positive, and comments are encouraged*

One day, 60's Era Spiderman accidentally swings into a portal and finds himself permanently stuck in Equestria. But does he give a fuck? Hell no! Did you forget who we are talking about?

First Published
3rd Oct 2012
Last Modified
2nd Apr 2014
#1 · 106w, 5d ago · · · The Arrival ·

Some arbitrary number in the single didgets

Also im.fairly interseted to see where you take this nonsense

Comment posted by Mashmaster deleted at 5:42am on the 29th of May, 2014
#3 · 106w, 5d ago · 3 · 1 · The Arrival ·

This is going to be the greatest.

#4 · 106w, 5d ago · 2 · 1 · The Arrival ·

:rainbowlaugh: this is funny

I'll love to see where your going with all this total bullshitery :rainbowlaugh:

#5 · 106w, 5d ago · 2 · 1 · The Arrival ·

It's always gonna be a good day when there's another 60s Spiderman fic on here.

#6 · 106w, 5d ago · 15 · 1 · The Arrival ·

60's Spiderman is like the distilled essence of every troll ever to inhabit the darkest corners of the internet.

That's what makes him so damn funny. :rainbowlaugh:

#7 · 106w, 5d ago · · · The Arrival ·

>>1379677 Exactly.

#8 · 106w, 5d ago · 6 · · The Arrival ·

Dammit, I wanted to comment on the story and shit, but I forgot to give it a fuck.

#11 · 106w, 5d ago · · · The Arrival ·


Spiderman thread.

#17 · 106w, 5d ago · · · The Arrival ·

Prejudice disliking of stories is pre-justified! :D

#21 · 106w, 5d ago · · · The Arrival ·

From that crazy ass thread in group, to this?

Man, you fucking physcopath.


#22 · 106w, 5d ago · · · The Arrival ·

This is the true answer to life.

#23 · 106w, 5d ago · · · The Arrival ·

Yay marine for once we have you back again~!

#24 · 106w, 5d ago · 2 · · The Arrival ·

>>1380274 Do you even lift?

#25 · 106w, 5d ago · · · The Arrival ·

"But does he give a fuck? Hell no. Did you forget who we are talking about?"

:rainbowlaugh: Thumbs up, sir.

#26 · 106w, 5d ago · · · The Arrival ·

>>1383116 Hey, bro.


#27 · 106w, 5d ago · · · The Arrival ·

>>1383131 Fuck yeah.

#29 · 106w, 5d ago · · · Just a stupid animal ·

Short chapter because, like Spiderman, I don't give a fuck.

Besides, I have exceeded the word count of any other 60's Era Spiderman fic.

#30 · 106w, 5d ago · · · Just a stupid animal ·

Uploaded a chapter? I WON'T READ IT, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.


#31 · 106w, 5d ago · · · Just a stupid animal ·

>>1383362 I DONT GIVE A FUCK YOU :pinkiegasp::pinkiegasp::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::raritydespair::facehoof::facehoof::yay::unsuresweetie::trixieshiftright::pinkiesick::fluttershysad::derpyderp1:

#32 · 106w, 5d ago · · · The Arrival ·

It begins...

#33 · 106w, 5d ago · · · Just a stupid animal ·


#34 · 106w, 5d ago · 2 · · Just a stupid animal ·

This is me not giving a fuck

#35 · 106w, 5d ago · 2 · · Just a stupid animal ·

"Oh, I don't mind at all. He's just another stupid animal. He doesn't know any better." Fluttershy said

Oh, it hurt my heart when I read that. Hurt it so bad.

But then again, it's a 60's era Spiderman fic, so whatever.

#36 · 106w, 5d ago · · · Just a stupid animal ·

OMG PLEASE MOAR!:flutterrage:

#38 · 106w, 4d ago · 1 · · Just a stupid animal ·

Oh cool! New chapter! Not that I give a fuck, actually...

#43 · 106w, 4d ago · 6 · · Just a stupid animal ·

I feel some kind of competition is going to go down between Spidy and Discord... Perhaps a battle of fucks they do not give?

#45 · 106w, 4d ago · · · Just a stupid animal ·

I haven't read a story in over 4 months. Thank you for breaking that "dry spell" with one of the stupidest and greatest things I've ever read. Continue this fuckery! :moustache:

#49 · 106w, 4d ago · 1 · · Just a stupid animal ·

I've found one fuck its my gift to you

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