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Chrysalis tries her hoof at a cooking show. However, the meal isn't something everyone will agree with.
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...next you'll be telling me there's a Changeling named "Mr. Cuddlesworth" somewhere in the Hive.
Oh, noes, hope she doesn't find out about my OC... I mean, nevermind. 
Very funny and random, as I expected from the tags. It was a fun read, though there were some errors in grammar. I.e; some punctuation is off, and not just here. I really don't know how to explain it, but this is just how it works here:
Steve nodded in the affirmative as he made his way into the sealed back room, after a few minutes of silence and a bit of rustling; the smaller Changeling emerged from the dark room. However, he hadn't found any food in the backroom instead he had found something extremely surprising, well not really considering who he was loyal to.
Can be fixed to look like so:
Steve nodded affirmative (affirmative is an adjective, and best works as so, because the way you wrote it was somewhat confusing.) as he made his way into the sealed back room. After a few minutes of silence and a bit of rustling, the smaller Changeling emerged from the dark room. However, he hadn't found any food in the backroom; instead, he had found something extremely surprising--well not really, considering who he was loyal to.
Otherwise, it was an enjoyable, really fun piece. And the picture is just hilarious. 
>>1359684 Maggots are very useful creatures! They can eat all the dead flesh out of wounds and secrete anti-bacterial compounds that aid in healing!
And I hear they kinda tickle while they're squirming around in there, munching away at the rotted flesh.
Why are you vomiting all of a sudden? 
They actually taste really good when they are fried like french fries. They taste exactly like Lays potato chips. I also got a bag of barbecue flavor from the zoo, but the plain tasted better.
Spiders also taste good, well not so much as taste as feel interesting walking in your mouth before you cover them in saliva and swallow them.
I was being serious. I have taken daddy long legs, brown spiders, pretty much any spider that doesn't look hairy, put them in my hand, licked them into my mouth, then swallowed them whole. I did have one get stuck behind my tonsil once, but I dug it out with my finger, then bit its thorax in half.
Good luck with grossing me out, Sweet Apple Massacre, the Saw movie series, 2g1c, etc. all failed. I accept your challenge though.
>>1362038 I would not advise trying that with a recluse or black widow. Prolly not smart with wolf spiders either.
Anyway, I would regale you with tales of Entamoeba which burrow through the nasal plate and into the brain where they begin to replicate and eat the brain matter. Cases of Mucor mycosis, wherein the opportunistic fungus invades the tissue and begins liquifying the flesh at a fantastic rate. There are also the cases of people with massive tumors weighing half as much as the rest of their body, parasitic worms that can be seen squirming about in the eyeballs of hosts or crawling about underneath the skin (most of these are in Africa, which I am now convinced is the location of hell), then there are the various bizarre malformed births: anencephaly for instance. I won't post the images I've found, as I'm sure most readers would pull their eyes out.
I live in Michigan, not too many poisonous spiders here.
Google Blue Waffle, as if you haven't already, but I won't even post a link to that here. Also, any insect crawling anywhere/eating anything/excreting anything is weak to me. I've handled dead animals covered in maggots.
I work by myself at a golf course, there is a back room of the pro shop. At work today, there was a tiny little spider (2 grains of rice big) that was dangling from the ceiling from a web, about chest high. So I got under it, stuck out my tongue, caught it and ate it.
Luna sat in the dark of some back room, here hooves tied together and not a single ray of light could be seen.
Found an error, it should be "her" hooves instead of 'here.'
Pretty funny and I'm glad you mentioned that fridge logic in the end, I thought it was because Celestia's Magic was sealed or something. Anyway great one shot.
Bug spray and a lighter works better, because we have a can at work for during the Spring/Fall and I find plenty of lighters left behind in golf carts. I also take wasps and plant them on spider webs to feed the spiders. Silly wasps, that's what you get for not making honey.
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they should really uncancell this show and have discord as co host 
..maggots, in food?!
...i...didn't need to know that
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