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2w, 3dThis site, dude12 comments · 69 views
So I'm surfin Fimfic one day kiddies and all of a sudden I find people leaving positive comments on crappy stories that somehow got accepted by the mods while my last masterpiece didn't.
Then I was like
What kinda world do we live in where some talentless jerk writes shitty shipfics and gets all MY good reviews?!
THIS SITE NEEDS AN ENEMA.
Thankfully, that enema is coming soon. Many of my chapters are currently in their editing stages. Hopefully I'll have something up by next week, along with a brand-spankin' new blog feature... that is, a monster bestiary for Equestrylvania because nopony will stop pestering me about that shit harrumph harrumph!
3w, 1dJust Five Nights2 comments · 33 views
All right, I do believe I promised everypony a scary story, and unfortunately, the mods here didn't accept it. Apparently, they think it has basically nothing to do with MLP, so they're not accepting it.
Doesn't mean I can't post it on other sites.
Which I did.
Finally using my fanfic.net account for something, please enjoy Just Five Nights. If it does relatively well, maybe I'll follow up with more chapters.
3w, 5dA review?! (Part Dew)1 comments · 29 views
So some time ago, somebody wrote me another review. This one's much more in-depth, witty, and spot-on, despite some of the errors I caught. Give this beautiful man a read, btw: his stories haven't gotten more than a couple hundred views.
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I think the last time I truly scared myself with my own writing was the scene in Equestrylvania, in which Twilight discovers all the dead foals in the boiler room. There's an upcoming scene in Equestrylvania: Cradle of Ruin that approaches that same level of terror, and you'll know which one that is the moment you read it.
But what truly terrified me was just tonight. I was working on that "Halloween Special" MLP Crossover (which I may or may not have mentioned in a previous blog post) while on the john at half past midnight. (I know, TMI, but this next part's important, k?)
So I finish the first chapter of the story, and as I finally wind down from my "writing mode" to read over my creation, it left me... spooked. Just, the whole thing. I literally walked out of my bathroom, netbook in hand, jumping at my sister's Halloween decorations because it's too dark to tell what they are. I've never been that terrified of my own work before.
Now I know how Stephen King felt when he wrote Pet Sematary... whoop, whoop, whoop, getting into Super Nerdy Mode, there, Fife. Better turn it down.
Anyway, working on editing that bitch. Hopefully have it up by Halloween. Or maybe even Dia de los Muertos. Who knows.
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walking dead season 4 on netflix.
attending shows with fellow entertainers.
visting my folks.
super smash bros... final fantasy 6... mario galaxy...
learning how to make balloon animals.
what am i missing?
...oh, right, writing. i'll get back to that, but after walking dead.