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    Who's a killer pony? Who's a killer pony?

    Who is? You is! Applejack!

    So yes, my long awaited serial killer Applejack fic has been released. And there was much rejoicing. Sheesh. It only took over a year.

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    Running of the Leaves Con.

    So I just randomly got invited to Running of the Leaves Con by CartsBeforeHorses. I just went today, then found out that the person leading the fanfiction panel opted out. So Carts and I shrugged and did the panel ourselves. It actually went really nice. About twenty-thirty people showed up and enjoyed it. I also got some nice posters. One Pinkamena Cupcakes poster, and another one for my fiancee of Applejack as Link getting annoyed at Pinkie Pie Na'vi.

    So yeah, if any of you were at Running of the Leaves Con, I'm sorry I missed you. I didn't plan on attending and only went for a few hours Sunday. Someone did record it, so I'll have it up at some point. So yeah, there you go. I hope to do some writing after my homework today. Gotta write a 1-2 page paper about a video I have to watch for my Criminology class.

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    October rambles, fan art, and updates.

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  • ...

I'd heard about the TV show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic from my college roommate who is way too into the show. Disturbingly so, actually, but good gravy I would never watch the darned thing! What am I, five? I've got better things to do with my time than watch a silly little girl's show. However, that didn't stop... something from transporting me into the world of the show, so here I am... in Equestria... trying to get home. This is gonna be interesting.

Special thanks to GuyFace, Jack Kellar, Storm Shaker, Spiffy McSquee, and Goober Trooper for helping me with this one!

First Published
26th Sep 2012
Last Modified
19th May 2013
#1 · 113w, 1d ago · 27 · · Uh-oh ·

lmaooo the ending.... oh man he's going to the moon :trollestia:..... also clean up the spelling and grammar a bit but I love the concept and will keep following

#2 · 113w, 1d ago · · · Uh-oh ·

>>1341884 Clean up the spelling and grammar. Where do you see mistakes? (I don't doubt there are mistakes, I'm just curious as to where you saw them)

#3 · 113w, 1d ago · · · Uh-oh ·

>>1341894 At the beginning of the story:


Needs a punctuation mark at the end. I saw more, but I'm too tired right now.

#4 · 113w, 1d ago · · · Uh-oh ·

The 4th wall!!! Anyways, wow, I love this one. Definitely keep going. And OMG he didn't! Excited to see what's next!:yay:

#5 · 113w, 1d ago · · · Uh-oh ·

"Well we don't even know where your home is!" sad Rainbow.

#6 · 113w, 1d ago · · · Uh-oh ·

Oh shit. I WANT MOAR

#7 · 113w, 1d ago · 14 · · Uh-oh ·

I walked up to Celestia and punched her in the face.
That was priceless! :rainbowlaugh:

#8 · 113w, 1d ago · · · Uh-oh ·


#9 · 113w, 1d ago · · · Uh-oh ·

Dat bitch be going to the moon in a couple o' days.

Random crap aside, I'm liking this so far, although I am REALLY looking forward to what happens next chapter, especially after the ending.

#10 · 113w, 23h ago · · · Uh-oh ·

:| TD. TD. I have a question. Do you like .... Bananas? :pinkiecrazy:

#12 · 113w, 18h ago · 1 · · Uh-oh ·

yeah... he's fucked.:rainbowlaugh:

#13 · 113w, 18h ago · · · Uh-oh ·

Okay, I like it so far.

Thumbs up and favourited. I'm looking forward to what comes next.

#14 · 113w, 17h ago · 1 · · Uh-oh ·

human be trippin' balls

#15 · 113w, 16h ago · 4 · · Uh-oh ·

Let that be a lesson to you Celestia that only Pinkie Pie can break the 4th Wall.

#16 · 113w, 16h ago · · · Uh-oh ·

I like it a lot.  I laughed a few times even thought I am at work.  Keep it up

#17 · 113w, 16h ago · 1 · · Uh-oh ·

! ! !  :pinkiegasp:

He's screwed.  If Celestia doesn't do something to him for that, then by golly the Mane 6 will tear him to shreds!  What happens next, I've gotta see soooo....yeah.  I'm listing this story as a favorite. :pinkiehappy:

#18 · 113w, 16h ago · · · Uh-oh ·

He mentioned out loud that they were cartoon ponies. I'm sure somepony will notice and ask where he saw a cartoon about them, especially if he just came to their world.

#19 · 113w, 16h ago · · · Uh-oh ·

I'm liking it so far! Upvoted and favorited. I can't wait for more!

#20 · 113w, 16h ago · · · Uh-oh ·

Dat Gears of War 3, I'm a player myself, a REALLY good player.

>>1342133 Dafuq are you doing here? Back to writing!! JK JK

#21 · 113w, 16h ago · 3 · 1 · Uh-oh ·

If Celestia doesn't fry this guy, and somehow prevents the Mane 6 from beating the tar out of him, then he should consider himself the single luckiest creature in existence. :pinkiecrazy:

#22 · 113w, 16h ago · · · Uh-oh ·

This is a really interesting story so far. Great job!

I already hate the main character though, is that bad? :derpyderp1:

#23 · 113w, 16h ago · · · Uh-oh ·

Any story where Celestia gets punched in the face is alright in my book.:twilightsmile:

#24 · 113w, 15h ago · · · Uh-oh ·

:facehoof: :facehoof: really?? how come that as soon as i ghet an idea i find out that someone has already done this :facehoof: o well at least you have a diferent riting stile why :trollestia: why beside that well i chan`t say anything since i did not read it so yea just don`t whant to steal any of you`r ideas by mistake so when i finish what i am doing now i`l read it with all pleasure :pinkiehappy:

#25 · 113w, 15h ago · · · Uh-oh ·

He did exactly what I would have done in his situation

She just ripped permanently him from his reality, friends and family just because she messed around with magic?

Hell I would have grabbed her by the horn an kneed her in the face.

#26 · 113w, 15h ago · · · Uh-oh ·


But... But I have finished it... :fluttershysad:

#27 · 113w, 15h ago · · · Uh-oh ·


Take it bitch!!!

#28 · 113w, 15h ago · · · Uh-oh ·


Bill: hes dead

#29 · 113w, 15h ago · · · Uh-oh ·

That last line was gold.:rainbowlaugh: I wish I had some semblance of artistic ability or else I would draw that scene.

#30 · 113w, 15h ago · · · Uh-oh ·

Twilight looked contemplative for a brief moment before he spoke up again.

There ya go x3

#31 · 113w, 15h ago · · · Uh-oh ·

The ending alone has made me like and follow this story.

I want to see more.

#32 · 113w, 15h ago · · · Uh-oh ·


#33 · 113w, 15h ago · · 2 · Uh-oh ·

"At any rate, I took this news like I thought I would, with all of the 'quiet dignity and grace' that I could muster. I walked up to Celestia and punched her in the face."

Holy shit dude. Not only is your insert the absolute stupidest I have ever seen, but you better have a good explanation for how he gets out of this to make a convincing story.

#34 · 113w, 14h ago · · · Uh-oh ·


Lol I like this guy, he's not afraid to have a pair around the Princess. I imagine I'd have problems bowing, proper titles and all that as well. Pffft, silly authority. :derpytongue2:

#35 · 113w, 14h ago · 1 · · Uh-oh ·

One of these days Celestia: POW!

Straight to d'sun.

#36 · 113w, 14h ago · · · Uh-oh ·

>>1344110 Not at all. You don't have to like a protagonist to enjoy the story, so long as your dislike of the character is...positive (does that make sense?) You dislike him so you want to see what he does in these situations because it's interesting.

#37 · 113w, 14h ago · · · Uh-oh ·

>>1344166 Noooooooo you must be looooyal to teh prinssseeeessssssss :trollestia:

Lol, I'm just kidding.  This wasn't that bad, actually, and I wouldn't mind reading another chapter of it. :twilightsmile:

#38 · 113w, 14h ago · · · Uh-oh ·

I'm hoping for some originality from this, not just what you've done with the concept.  I've seen this sort of story before, but they always end up loving the ponies and becoming bronies or self inserts.  I'd love to see the main character turn to absolute revulsion of the ponies, or just simply trying to ignore them long enough to get home and then never thinking of them again.

But then, I always like seeing new things instead of the same story told a thousand different times.

I'll at least be watching this for the next while.

#39 · 113w, 14h ago · · · Uh-oh ·

>>1344429 Fear not, I am going to do my darndest to make sure that this one is original

#40 · 113w, 14h ago · 2 · · Uh-oh ·

This young boy has a problem. You don't punch someone in the face if they make a mistake on this world; you shouldn't do it in a land of cartoon ponies. To show such and egregious lack of self-control is sad. I don't believe I would like this person in real-life.

Sorry about that, the story is wonderful, I can't wait to see how this turns out. Maybe TD will learn some manners while he's in Equestria, he obviously needs it.

#41 · 113w, 14h ago · · · Uh-oh ·

Well...I have to say this is a rather nice contrast to the multitude of HiE's out there.

I was originally just going to call this another version of ""I Hate Ponies!" by Scripture, but I'm pleasantly surprised. By its title alone, I suspected this to be a poorly written Trollfic.

I would say more...but I need coffee at the moment.

#42 · 113w, 14h ago · · · Uh-oh ·

>>1344483 I'm glad that I impressed you on some level then! Yeah, I don't do trollfics. I like the show too much for that.

#43 · 113w, 14h ago · 1 · · Uh-oh ·

>>1344101 I don't think he's that lucky...:trollestia:

#45 · 113w, 14h ago · · · Uh-oh ·

Oh... this ain't gonna be pretty... *tracked*

#46 · 113w, 14h ago · · · Uh-oh ·


You dislike him so you want to see what he does in these situations because it's interesting.

That's exactly it. I'm very curious to see what happens next! :pinkiehappy:

#47 · 113w, 14h ago · · · Uh-oh ·

I want to read Celestia's reaction from the punch :rainbowlaugh:

#48 · 113w, 14h ago · · · Uh-oh ·


God dayum the amount of errors is horrible ill re-read it and send you it through a pm

#49 · 113w, 14h ago · · · Uh-oh ·

FALCON PAUNCH!!! :flutterrage:

Awesome. :rainbowlaugh:

Keep it up, this is really good.

Hopefully, before she banishes him he can go on a rage and scold her.

Lol, she was irresponsible and now she's gonna get it.

#50 · 113w, 13h ago · · · Uh-oh ·

That last line made it for me. I'm now hooked to see just what happens to this perfectly well-adjusted young man who cold-clocked a demigoddess in the snout.

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