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    Princess Celestia gets a stuffed squid for her birthday
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    Twilight dozes off in class.
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  • Sunday
    October rambles, fan art, and updates.

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  • Thursday
    Secret Life of Rarity fan music!

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  • 2w, 3d
    Plushie stuff

    So, let's talk bout plushies. For those of you who don't know by now, which is hopefully very few of you, I'm funding my wedding (happening July 28th) on this site so if you donate you can get a bunch of cool stuff.

    But I digress. This is about plushies.

    We have a lot of you who have ordered one. 26 orders, to be precise. My financee is on her third draft of her plushie pattern right now, so we're hoping to get the final design finished. Once we do, we'll be able to start churning them out. We'll be ordering the minky soon (minky being the material that most plushies are made out of) and we got a bunch of paint color cards so we know what colors we want to use, so we hope to have a final product ready to show you by the end of the month at the VERY latest. Like I said: once the pattern's done, we can start churning them out. For those of you got thank you cards, we are making those today, so if you did order one, if you could PM me your address so we can get that to you, that would be lovely.

    So, what I need from those of you who have ordered plushies, if you have not already given them to me, is which character(s) you would like so we know what to make. Ideally one of my characters since those are the ones we'll be producing the most of (Blossom, Antares, Blaze, Rapids, etc.) but we'll honestly do whatever. So yeah, PM me with that info. I can't promise them soon because we're still figuring them out, and because there is a long waiting list, but I can promise that we will get them to you, and once we figure out the pattern, we can start producing them quickly. At least a few a week.

    So yeah. I also hope to be updating soon. I kinda got sucked in by South Park: Stick of Truth a little bit. I also watched this movie last night called Snowtown (alternatively The Snowtown Murders) which was rather brutal, but rather well made. I do so love Aussie horror. I have plans on Shadow, Jackie, Alicorn, and Life. Given that it's October, I might finally write that serial killer Applejack fic (by far the most brutal one I've ever written) that I've been tossing around for years.

    So that's what I'm up to...

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  • 4w, 3d
    Alternate My Little Pony Intro

    I made one. Most people skip the theme. So I made a new one.

    A bit of backstory here, though. I used to do MST3Ks of the episodes and throw them up on Youtube. I got to Keep Calm and Flutter On before Hasbro started blocking them all worldwide. Now, I always changed the theme song because there was no point in having the same one over and over again. Some of them were actually okay. Like for the one to Luna Eclipsed I completely cut out the traditional one and instead made one with a black background and the Halloween theme playing in the background. So, just for fun, here's the one I made for the Season 2 finale, which was my personal favorite.

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  • 4w, 3d
    Marriage Fund Mishaps

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  • ...

Hearths Warming Eve is here and for ponies everywhere what a treat it is. It really does remind me a lot of Christmas, but I guess that's kind of the idea. Although, to hear Twilight explain it's a holiday celebrating the origins of Equestria itself. She said something about how the three rulers got together with their smarter aides and made peace between the tribes. Huh, aides who are smarter than the actual leaders. How all too frequent.

At any rate, I find myself currently sitting in my house, lying down on my bed and waiting for Twilight and Co to come so we can all go to some big Hearths Warming Eve pageant or something like that. Most of the town has already show up so I expect that it'll start soon enough. In fact, I can hear the town starting something up now. Upon further inspection, it sounds like they're singing. Go figure.

Wait... it sounds like sad singing. Sad? Who could be sad on this oh-so not Christmas holiday? I mean, from what Pinkie Pie has been saying, this sounds like the greatest holiday of the year, so why would any of their carols be sad?

No, wait, they're not singing sad songs, this one sounds almost like it's reminiscent. Like they're remembering something.

Remembering. It makes me think of my time back on Earth. It makes me think of the people I left there, it makes me think of the Christmases that I used to share with them. It makes me remember my good friend Kristy. She was my best friend back on Earth and the two of us would get into all sorts of wacky trouble. But then, she would always be there for me when I needed to rant to somebody. Gosh, I remember the phone conversations we had and how I would just rant to her for a solid hour and I remember that I always felt so good afterwards.

Celestia took that from me. I don't have anybody here to rant to, not anybody who would truly understand. The Mane Six, well, they would be sympathetic, but they wouldn't truly understand what I had and what I lost. Kristy would. She would have helped me stay sane through all of this, more so than even the kids I teach here.

Wait... uh-oh. No, no, no, this isn't good.


I think I feel a song coming on.

Crap, so this must be the 'magic of music' that Twilight was talking about. Shoot, I gotta fight it. I can't burst out into song, that would be utterly ridiculous. I am not the kind of guy that just randomly bursts out into song, I...I...I...


Slowly I realize that I have to give in. I have to sing some stupid song or else this feeling won't go away.

With a sigh, I slowly stand up from my bed and walk up to my window. I see the town walking by, still singing their reminiscent carol. I bow my head slightly and do the unthinkable.

"Beata, O Kristy,

You know I'm not a hateful man

Of this fact I feel I'm justly proud."

Oh, good, it's a villain song. My favorite kind.

Beata O Kristy,

you know I was taught to emulate

this loving, carefree, tolerating crowd.

Man, am I going to get sued for copyright infringement when I get back home.

"Then tell me, O Kristy,

why I see her standing there?

Why her kindly eyes still taunt my soul?!"

The crowd is moving by more now. The Mane Six should be here any minute and here I am singing a villain song about what I feel about Celestia. That'll look good if they find out.

"I see her, I hate her

The sun makes up her very hair

this feeling's in me

out of all control!"

And here it comes.

"Like fire!


That hatred in my skin

This burning desire

Is turning me to sin!

Immediately I find myself out of my house and in the middle of the Everfree Forest. The entire village of Ponyville is surrounding me, staring at me and judging me for how I feel about Celestia. They are all dressed in solid black which would be cool if it wasn't so intimidating.

"It's not my fault!"

"Love and tolerate!"

"I'm not to blame!"

"Love and tolerate!"

"It is Celestia,

the jerk who set this flame!:

"Always love and tolerate!"

"It's not my fault!"

"Love and tolerate!"

If in Faust's plan."

"Love and tolerate!"

"She made her ponies so much stronger than a man!"

"Always love and tolerate!"

I'm back in my house now. The Everfree Forest has faded away. It's just me and my emotions now.

"Protect me, O Kristy

Don't let this Goddess cast her spell

Don't let her plans control my flesh and bone!

Destroy Princess Celestia,

and let her taste my wrath from hell!

Or else let her be kind and send me home!"

Immediately I am brought out of my song by knocking on my door. Who is it?

I sigh and slowly open the door to reveal the smiling Mane Six, all looking like tonight will be the best night of their lives.

"Hey, TD," says Twilight. "Are you ready to go?"

Gosh darn it, I haven't finished my song. That music feeling is still eating away at my innards. I manage to flash them a small smile.

"Uh, give me a few minutes. I'm not 100% ready yet."

"Oh, what do you still need to do?" asks Rarity. I grit my teeth a little bit at the question.

"'s just..." To my horror, Pinkie Pie of all ponies shoots me a knowing smile.

"I think I heard singing in here," she says slyly. "Were you doing a song?"

"No!" I say a little too quickly. "I'm just..."

Yeah, she's not buying it. Her smile is still as wide as ever.

"You were singing, weren't you, TD?"

Immediately smiles form on the faces of the other members of the Mane Six. Gosh darn it, they know. A scowl immediately crosses my face and I try to back into my house.

"Come on, sugar cube, it ain't that bad," says Applejack. "I mean, we sing all the time. It's the magic of music!"

"I know what it is," I retort. "I just... just give me a minute and I'll be right out."

"Oh take your time, darling. The program doesn't start for another half hour."

I grumble out a half response and walk back into my house, being sure to close the door behind me. I'm a tad worried that they'll be able to hear what I'm singing but I just want to get the song over with so I can put this whole embarrassing affair behind me.

I clear my throat once the door is closed. Where was I? Oh yes, that's right.

"Hellfire, dark fire,

Celestia it's your turn!

Send me home

or keep my ire

send me home or you will BURN!!!!"

Thank goodness this is almost over.

"Faust have mercy on her."

They're probably really freaked out out there.

God have mercy on me.

I can't really blame them.

But she will send me home or




And with that the song ends and the 'magic of music' bologna feeling ends. Thank goodness.

I sigh and slowly walk out the door where, sure enough, the Mane Six all have looks of absolute horror on their faces.  I manage another small scowl as I walk past them.

"I'm ready to go," I mumble.

"Uh, TD," says Applejack, "would you mind explainin' what--"

"I don't want to talk about it."

Author's Note:

Hey look, I have stuff down here too.

All I can say is, stay tuned for 'TD Trolls the Canterlot Intellectual Elite'.

Thanks for reading!

This is, of course, this song here:

#1 · 95w, 6d ago · 14 · ·

I must sing along

#2 · 95w, 6d ago · 1 · ·

My favorite Disney song! Too bad the lyrics don't scan in places, but I understand how difficult that is.

#3 · 95w, 6d ago · · ·

I Loled, there was win to be taken and you TOOK it.

May god Have mercy on his soul!

#4 · 95w, 6d ago · · ·

This is the only time I have enjoyed a song in a fic. But you might want to link the song at the beginning....

#5 · 95w, 6d ago · · ·

I dont wanna talk about it :twilightangry2: lol

#6 · 95w, 6d ago · 1 · ·

Well shit Second, when did you replace TD?

#7 · 95w, 6d ago · · ·

Yea, I would be freaked out too if I heard that coming from someones house.

Nice song choice btw...

#8 · 95w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1829150 It's my favorite too. I do wish it gelled a little better but you're quite right, that was difficult to do.

#9 · 95w, 6d ago · 3 · ·

Is it wrong that i sang along to this? If this is your worst, most OOC one that you have, i can't WAIT to see what sort of awesomeness you have for your other ones...

#10 · 95w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1829193 I think you'll get a kick out of the next one.

#11 · 95w, 6d ago · · ·

That sounds a little like my friend's neighbor. What is it based on?

Jeez, eigth? It came up five minutes ago!

#12 · 95w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1829203 Mwah hah hah... excellent. >: }

#14 · 95w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1829223 Welp, I laughed at that. Nice one.

#15 · 95w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1829241 My main editor and I are discussing a few last things before I get going on it. The cogs are moving, though.

#16 · 95w, 6d ago · · ·

Am I the only one who couldn't identify this song? It sounds pretty nice, anyone want to have mercy and link me or give me a name?

#17 · 95w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1829286 It's Hellfire from Disney's The Hunchback of Notre Dame. It's pretty much the best song they've ever done and certainly one of the best villain songs of all time.

#18 · 95w, 6d ago · · ·


Thank you very much, I've never watched this movie hence me not knowing the song. This was a pretty awesome scene, but I can see why it's non-canon.

#19 · 95w, 6d ago · · ·

I'm so very glad you left this out, it was quite......well, stupid lol. To try and make a psuedo-funny song out of something serious would only leave awkwardness behind, I mean, the whole thing felt really forced and the lyrics were just silly ya know? Granted, I've no room to speak on the subject of lyrical mastery; what with my own being silly and quaint at best lol.

#20 · 95w, 6d ago · · ·

Uh... Shit, what song was TD's song borrowing from?

#21 · 95w, 6d ago · · ·

I wanna know what that's from.

Also, I think this will fit nicely in the story either way, I like it.

He still needs to sing a villain song though.

So cool...

#22 · 95w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1829306>>1829307 He's singing Hellfire from Disney's The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I linked to it in the Author's Note.

#23 · 95w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1829304 Oh yeah, I completely agree. That's why I left it out.

#25 · 95w, 6d ago · · ·


Bless you for knowing when to cut stuff out man, I never did back when I used to write fanfics lol.

#26 · 95w, 6d ago · · ·


The kind author already gave me a name, thank you anyway.

#27 · 95w, 6d ago · · ·

Search on "hellfire" think it should come up then, its a Disney villain song from....god cant the english name öhhh, Notre dam?

#28 · 95w, 6d ago · 1 · ·


Dudes got issues.

#29 · 95w, 6d ago · · ·

"Hey look, I have stuff down here too"

That made me laugh my ass off.:rainbowlaugh:

#30 · 95w, 6d ago · · ·

Y'know, although this is funny, it's also kind of awkward considering the hole "hating Celestia" thing. A bit annoying, too.

#31 · 95w, 6d ago · · ·

Lol that's awesome!

#32 · 95w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1829365 That's why it's a deleted scene. These aren't meant to be taken seriously.

#33 · 95w, 6d ago · · ·

Hey you know what's funny? Imagining TD with the voice of Morgan Freeman.

#34 · 95w, 6d ago · · ·

I love this, shame about non-cannon status.

#35 · 95w, 6d ago · · ·


I had the exact thought in my head

#36 · 95w, 6d ago · · ·

Let me know when Disney's lawyers are knocking your door :twilightsmile:

I read the chapter with the song in the background and is 200% more funny,  the best parts:

1.-"She made her ponies so much stronger than a man!" and.

2.-But she will send me home or




simply LOL :rainbowlaugh:

#37 · 95w, 6d ago · 1 · ·

>>1829430 Hopefully it won't be for, no it was a parody! I put a parody in my fanfiction and I even sourced it! A g-gun? No you don't need a gun, I'll delete the-- *gunshot*

#38 · 95w, 6d ago · · ·

Damn good parody. Admit TD, somewhere deep,deep, deep down is a love for Celestia. :trollestia: :rainbowlaugh:

#39 · 95w, 6d ago · · ·

Grab a match stick, throw it, lean back, and enjoy watching the world burn.

#40 · 95w, 6d ago · · ·

That was brilliant.:moustache:

#41 · 95w, 6d ago · · ·

pretty good story their has to be a sequel :ajsmug:

#42 · 95w, 6d ago · 1 · ·

Oh i forgot. *krhm*


#43 · 95w, 6d ago · · ·

That was awesome! I played the song in the background and plugged in these lyrics with as the video was playing :D

~Have a good one.

#45 · 95w, 6d ago · · ·

I actually thought that the deleted scenes were during the four months.

#46 · 95w, 6d ago · · ·

Hah, great touch with this song I must say. But next time, put some link to music, ok? ;P I had to look after it cause I knew only polish version of this song. Quite nice too by the way.

#47 · 95w, 6d ago · 1 · ·

This chapter is awesome. I've always loved the idea of using the music magic to force the ponies singing it to feel negative emotions that they couldn't comprehend.

#48 · 95w, 6d ago · · ·


it should be, it's just way too freaking perfect to be left out

#49 · 95w, 6d ago · 1 · ·


#50 · 95w, 5d ago · · ·

That was an awesome villain's song, dude! You have to get someone to sing it!:heart:

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