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    • Law of Multiverse
      Multiverse states that there is a universe for every possible situation. Fictional included. Humans.

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    ...white

    That was the only word that I could describe my current whereabouts. All around me, every corner, every space, white. I was in this position before. It wasn't any less freaky than the previous intermission, but needless to say, I'm familiar with the setting. I could almost feel as if I was inflated with helium. I felt a sensation of floating, with some strange, mystical force surrounding me. The only sound I could hear was me breathing. I felt in no position to say a word to the force around me. I was just floating here in this white space, doing nothing, not moving a single muscle. Suddenly, I felt as if I began to fall. With a thud, I fell to what felt like a floor.

    "Ow!" I said, clenching my side as I tried to stand up.

    I looked around, still no other visible colors other than a pale, white. I took a step forward. My footstep echoed into the endless room. I slowly began to work forward, until a shadow appeared in front of me. It was a shadow of what appeared to be a male teenager, with an object that resembles a guitar, slung around him, and what looks like long, wavy hair. He had his hands in his pockets, just facing me. I think that's suppose to resemble me. I slowly began to move forward toward the figure. The figure's hair was blowing to the right, as if there were some type of wind. I got closer and closer to the figure, each step I took, I could hear a electrical hum emitting from it.

    I inched closer and closer until...

    *CRAAAAAAAAASH*

    I walked right into a mirror. It made the most horrific, loudest, glass breaking noise I have ever heard. I was so startled that I jumped back and fell on the ground. In front of me was a large, broken glass crack. Then all the sudden...it began to ooze a red liquid. Could it be...no...I couldn't be. Blood. It began to ooze blood from under the crack. The electrical humming noise grew louder and louder. Then all the sudden, I heard an ear-piercing bang, then the whole room melted to black. Suddenly I felt nothing, as if my whole body was missing. Suddenly I heard a muffled, drowned out voice.

    *BANG*

    Another ear piercing bang noise occurred. Suddenly my vision blasted to white, then a whole aroma of colors blasted right at me. It was a blurred image, then it became more clear and clearer. Suddenly I felt wind, and could hear rustling leaves. I saw what I think is a blurred mountain skyline with a bright blue sky. My vision finally adjusted, and I was lying down, facing the sky, in the cartoon land of Equestria. I could smell the terrible smell of a near-by manure farm, but that the least of my concern. I slowly sat-up. In front of me was my pony friend, Blitz's home, with small smoke emitting from the back of it. Suddenly I went into full alert mode.

    "OH SHIT!"

    I exclaimed as I began to ran around toward the back of the house. To my relief, I saw the tree from earlier, burned to the roots...but extinguished. Ash was scattering through the air. I think that was the beehive from it. I looked around me. I was where I was left off, before. The luscious green landscape, the beautiful sky, wonderful mountains in the backdrop, it was all back to normal.

    "...I wonder when Blitz is going to get ba-"

    Speak of the devil. He flew right above me, and lowered himself to my level.

    "...I see you've gotten the tree taken care of"

    "Uh yeah...yeah...uh...I guess I did...", I was still shook up.

    Blitz arched an eyebrow at me.

    "Judging by the way you're shaking...something happened while I was gone, right?"

    "Ye..n..no...well...uh...sorta.."

    I don't know if I should agree or disagree.

    "It did, didn't it?"

    I sighed and eased my shoulders.

    "Yeah..."

    Blitz than sat down and altered into a serious mood.

    "You know, I'll go ahead and tell you why these phenomenons keep occurring".

    Blitz took a deep breath, than began to explain.

    "These...unnatural occurrences that keep happening to you, it's by an outside force. That purple pony, Twilight, you've talked to, she knows jack squat about this. The princess that you met, she hasn't dealt with anything like this. The creature you've been seeing, that's apart of the outside force. Something wants you back into your destined universe, and it's trying to pull you back. But this force...isn't exactly a good entity. It wants to pull you back into an alternate world, a world designed like yours, but at the same time, made to fool you. It's using you to gain energy so it can become more powerful and powerful.

    "The reason why you've entered here out of any other feasible scenario out there to the existence of everything, beyond me. It's just luck I guess. I've been looking into these types of occurrences, while also balancing the rest of my life. You need to find the pathway somewhere here, into your own, originating world. I probably can't help you any further then that, but once you know where it is, I can definitely help you guide on the way there."

    I was dozing off when Blitz was talking, so I actually didn't pay attention to anything but for the last part.

    "Uh...and how do I find this pathway?"

    "I dunno, it should end up finding its way to you somehow."

    "What, how? It's not everyday that-"

    Blitz suddenly put his hoof up to my mouth.

    "Shh, let me do the talking" he said.

    I had a confused look onto my face, until I heard flapping nearby.

    "Hey Blitz!" said a cheerful, err...Mare I presume. She landed right in-front of me and Blitz. Her coat was a bright blue...almost eye blinding vibrant blue, light and dark shades of green for a mane. Sorta looks like Rainbow Dash's hairstyle. A long with a long, straight tail with stripes of the same shades of green as the mane. Seriously, I can't look at this pony for more than 10 seconds without my eyes burning at the sun reflecting off of her coat.

    "Uh Blitz...what is that?", she pointed her hoof at me. I swear if another angry mob starts again....

    "Him? Oh, he's just a visitor."

    "...it's a him? Where's his tail? Why does he have no fur? Where's his cutie ma-"

    Blitz put a hoof up to the pony's mouth.

    "Now Lyric, this is my friend...Ray, he's what you'd call...a human."

    "Ooooooooooh...wait what's a human?"

    I've only explained this half a million times ever since I got here.

    "To make a long story short Lyric, he's a mammal that walks on two legs and has these things called fingers that can pickup stuff".

    Blitz couldn't have said it better.

    "Oh...well sorry for interrupting you guys, Blitz, you coming to my place for pizza tonight? You can bring that...human thing too if you want".

    I sure do love being classified as an object.

    "Yeah, sure thing Lyric."

    "Alright, bye Blitz!", and the mare flew off.

    "Uh...who was that?"

    "Just a friend."

    "Uh huh",

    "HEY! Nothing more than a friend, alright?"

    "mmhmm", I said in a sarcastic tone.

    "Alright, well Ray, let's go back inside, I got something to show ya'", and with that, I followed the pony back into his home.

    Damn, this day is weird.

    Comments ( 1 )

    #1 · 59w, 4h ago · · ·
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    "mmhmm"  -- I laughed so hard at this...

    Yes, the humor is still good and you made a pretty good explanation too.

    Keep up with the good work!

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