Oh god that was good. I felt Carl was really in character, I wish there was more.

That's our Karl

I wonder how Ricky would take it? He'd probably get himself turned to stone in 10 minutes

Oh, god I hope this story gets featured!

>inb4 "Fucking orange"

Lol, I hope Ricky Gervais reads this... I doubt he will, but god damn!

Fukken faved

Yes. There are no words.

EDIT: What's the bet the four downvotes thought this was a self-insert or a YouTube personality.

Next episode of the Ricky Gervais show:

"So, like, I've just been having a thought. Maybe - animals - they're -they've all got these powers, right? And we don't let them use them."

"How's that, Karl? How don't we -"

"Just a th - We -"

"How don't we let them use their - their special powers?"

"Well, we basically torture 'em, don't we?"

"I don't -"

"We keep 'em under our control 'cause that's the way it's been for a while, but maybe they can, like, talk or fly or turn things colours or something."

"... Karl."

Excellent. Liked/faved.

This was brilliant. Perfect portrayal of Karl.

You absolutely nailed Mr Pilkington in this. I wonder what he'd make of people writing MLP crossover fictions starring him?

Holy fuck yes!

>>14769181476918 love that lol great

Similar to what I had planned, I was gonna do the Ricky Gervais Show, but Pony based lol. Gonna add to read later.

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I love you for posting this. I fucking died, although most of jokes make zero sense unless you know about Karl. I felt he was in character, and I could see this being a story he would tell. Travels into another dimension and just shrugs it off, simply wanting his biscuits and tea so he can sit and watch tele with Suzanne.

Hunter C. Creed

Yyou hit the nail on the head... the perfectly round head

>>14763691476369

Well, he does still need them digestives, but I dunno if I could make anything interesting out of that.

>>14769181476918

Haha, that could not sound more like an extract of something he would say.

>>14768501476850 >>14770171477017

You guys could not imagine the intensity of my seizures if either one of them were to read it.

Thanks to everyone for the comments and support! I'd reply to them all... but I'm lazy. And all it would be is "Thank You" over and over.

Hilarious!

Funny story

PS: Close the quotation in "Do forgive her, I think she is simply confounded by your presence.

>>14795981479598 Oops, thanks!

>>14790831479083

I LOVE THIS MAN.

Karl was brilliantly in character and I loved the whole thing. This is a work of genius!

I orgasmed

>>14858061485806

I agree, the author of this is some kind of literary prodigy.

I mean... something humble. Ha, thanks!

>>14889971488997

Mission accomplished.

Wow! You nailed karl's character! Send this off to ricky, see what he thinks!

I'll be honest, I fave'd this the moment I saw it.

As for the story itself. It had it's brilliant moments, most of which were at the beginning.

Karl was a little out of character though, because he's not really rude about stuff. He's usually polite and doesn't say awkward things unless he's in front of a camera or talking to Ricky.

I'll keep it in fave because it's Karl, but it just didn't come off as perfectly natural to me.

>>15003601500360 I totally understand, but I tried not to make him as much rude as just... oblivious... to some of the things he was actually saying. I'm not sure, Karl is an odd character in an even odder situation, I doubt a team of psychologists could properly peel his orange. Thanks for the feedback!