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You are transported to Equestria. Clearly you’ll be the raddest, most handsome and lovable pony of them all. They’ll make you king. They’ll be your friends. You could even have anypony you want because you're awesome. Such as the beautiful mare Fluttershy, who's been calling to you with her sweet, sweet flank since episode one. So...what are you waiting for?
Curses, my long-time rival, Gary OakStu strikes again!
Also, four simultaneous heart attacks? Can you do that? Can you infarct four times?
I forsee a several-month montage of him attending various Iron Will seminars, working out with the appropriate humor, something about the red/black alicorn and Fluttershy having a falling out (maybe with some typical HiE drama, like him eating meat, or being too awesome for Fluttershy, or something), some external force driving Fluttershy and Main Character together, but at the last moment, he realizes his unrequited love for Iron Will. Followed shortly by Gary Stu returning to Ponyville and drawing the Mane 6 into his harem.
Told you, Merc. I told you dog! OK, so maybe it's not going to hit Featured like we hoped, but still--boom, success.
But why would you want to?
Oh that sounds far too reasonable. Gotta spice it up a bit.
Merc continues to be a genius, as ever. The stuff we get up to at 1 in the morning.
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Great parody. I've stayed away from HiE stories for most of those reasons.
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