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Final_Scratch


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If there's one thing Twilight loves, it's learning. Every day she takes a few hours to sit and study, maybe read a book or do an experiment. But today was different. Today she looked at the clock.

And thought.

Thanks to Lan (http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Lan) for cover image and Sabre (http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Sabre) for being my ever vigilant proofreader.

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Comments ( 16 )

THIS. THIS EVERYTHING.

There are so many Character Verbs a Noun fics showing up these days and I love them all. Including this one.:rainbowkiss:

i can see this getting maybe getting featured somehow, but i think that says more about the feature box than this story. however it was an interesting read, good work.

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My English teacher bet me I couldn't make a story out of an object of her chice in an hour. Showed her.

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I'm going to hate myself if this gets featured. It's the 6th story I've written and the one it took the least time and effort to write.

Now everyone give it a thumbs up and make me hate myself already.

Your kidding.

This is going to get featured BECAUSE it's such a dumb idea, isn't it?

I mean, you freaking said the entire plot in the title, Final Cut. Why would anyone want to read it? Why would they enjoy it? There's literally NO POINT.

I normally wouldn't be this harsh, but you sound yourself like you're scared of this becoming popular, Final. I just want you to know that I hate it, too, and I'll give it a thumbs down as a favor to you.

Irony for the win.

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That hurt. Of course I'd be uspet if the story I put the least effort into was the only one that got appreciated, but that doesn't mean I didn't like it.

You have right to an opinion man, but that was hurtful. Thanks for the criticism.

It reminds me of a story I read by a fellow classmate, way back in the third grade. He wrote about the life of a pencil, from the pencil's point of view. While many writers have a hard time writing complex stories, it s actually easier (for me, at least) to write well about a simple object or idea. Especially when the character already has his/her quirks.

Thanks for the odd piece of nostalgia. Three of four moustaches for you.

:moustache::moustache::moustache:

1239278 Dude, I'm sincerely sorry if I hurt your feelings. I was more joking than anything, but sarcasm is difficult to come across through the internet. I'm sure your story is fine, I didn't even read it, I just saw it, saw the title, saw that it was liked, and started making fun of the odd little stories that get featured.

But really though, don't take it personally. I wasn't doing it because I actually hated your story, it was because I thought I was funny and ironic.

Ugh, I'm really sorry. I feel like crap now. I don't know how to explain it, but that really wasn't meant to be criticism, it was supposed to be satirical. I'm sure I'm just digging myself into a deeper hole right now, but don't feel bad. I don't actually hate your story. :fluttershysad:

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Wait, you downvoted a story you didn't even read? I mean I know these fics are quickly becoming overdone, but was that really necessary? Eh, it's just a vote.

Anyhow, I forgive you. I know I've said my share of unintentionally offensive things when trying to be humorous, and I felt really guilty too. We all make our mistakes, just be a little more careful next time.

. . .

I have no words.


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You... do know general consensus is that it's possible to remove votes, right? Just hit the downvote button again.

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I can neither comfirm nor deny this statement.

1239288
Well i'm glad you enjoyed it then, it was definitely fun to write as well.

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No. No you did not. That never happened. (Although that actually does have the potential to be something really funny.)

1241901 If that is true, then I have confused myself. The only answer to this question would be 42.

1246337

But what is the question?

The question was whether or not your statement was true.

I think

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