Entry 1 - 4:32 AM - 31st August

My bunnies have been sick all night, I gave them some food and they are starting to feel better now, but the chickens have just woken up with the flu and need attention. I have been up all night and I'm really starting to get tired. I hope nothing too weird happens to me from staying up all night.

My Mood: Really really tired

Entry 2 - 7:46 AM - 31st August

After the chickens at 5AM came the birds with a bad case of chicken pox, I think. Anyway. Maybe I can finally get some rest, even though it's early morning. Oh I hope I didn't Jinx that.... Ok I better get going.  I don't know what I'm gonna do with this diary, maybe show it to my bunnies to show them how much they put me through tonight This morning... OH FOR FUCKS SAKE Oh sorry I didn't mean to swear... Twilight is at my door. I better get rid of her so I can sleep.

My Mood: Sleepy

Entry 3 - 11:21 AM - 31st August

Twilight said it was urgent, and she insisted I go with her which isn't unusual. I told her I was tired and she had none of it so I reluctantly followed her to her library which needed cleaning... That was the urgency by the way. She needed help with cleaning the library. AJ expressed some interest in my animal services too. the cows were due to stampede again and she wanted me to calm them down. I don't see why I shouldn't, Applejack is my friend and I should help her. The same with the rest of them

My Mood: Not giving a flying feather about Twilight's books

Entry 4 - No idea on the time - 31st August

Getting really tired right now, had a gentle talk with the cows in the field. Although Applejack was giving me a funny look as I talked to them. You know the look.. The "Did you have too many ciders last night?" Look.

I thought I talked perfectly normal to the cows. I gave them a short talk on how stampeding would disturb the town and frighten it's residents.

My mood: Dropping to sleep on my hooves, also slightly confused

Entry 5 - 4:05 PM - 31st August

Thinking of putting sleeping pills strong enough to knock the animals out for a couple of days in the feed tonight

My mood: Evil

Entry 6 - 5:00 PM - 31st August

Can’t sleep now, someone might need me. Must stay awake. Angel is asking for his special treat again. I swear if he points to that picture one more time he is a dead bunny Oh. I didn’t mean to say that. I'm so sorry angel!

My mood: Wanting to bash my head against a table

Entry 7 - 7:29 PM - 31st August

Fuck Screw I want to kill That bear from the forest visits me at the end of every month, and it is really annoying because I have to give him a massage. In this state I would much rather kill Slaughter Dismember Send him back to the forest to wait a couple of days as I am just too tired to think

My Mood: Shed.

Entry 8 - 11:41 PM - 31st August

Twilight and Rarity came for "Evening tea." Of course being so nice I let my friends in to keep me company. Between you and me I think I slept for 30 minutes while they were discussing things like books on fashion and spells to keep your hair straight. So boring, but don't tell Twilight that... Please? Oh yes you can’t... you are a book. I think it's time to head to sleep now. I'll write in the morning.

My Mood: Relieved

Entry 9 - 12:01 AM - 1st September

So there i was, I had just brushed my teeth, had a little wash before crawling into my precious bed, all the animals were fast asleep, I was just about to pass out on the bed when who comes along wanting me to stand in line for 12 hours to get Wonderbolts’ tickets with her? Rainbow Dash!

Needless to say I said a few things I am not known to say and she went off to get them herself

Time to sleep!

My mood: Annoyed

"Thats the end of the Diary..." Rainbow Dash said to Twilight Sparkle

"What were these few things she said to you when you asked her to go the the ticket office with you?"

"Well I'd rather not repeat them in front of you. You know?"

"Go on, its fine."

"Well..."

"You can shove your fucking tickets up your arsehole. I just spent a full night looking after the dicks that I call my animals and stayed awake all day to help Twilight and Applejack with some stupid, dumb, shit. Then you want me to go stand in line for 12 hours so you can go and try to hide your clopping as they fly past and wink? No fucking thank you! I'm pretty sure your marefriend Twilight can do that for you. Goodnight and good riddance!"

"Well that was... Colourful"

"Yeah... Thats when I snuck inside and stole the diary from her bedside table."

"What does she mean by 'My Mood: Shed' here in entry 7?"

"I don't wanna know Twilight, I don't wanna know."

"Okay... Did Applejack say what she said to the cows?"

"Now you idiots listen up... I don't like stampedes because they scare the shit out of me and my bunnies. If you could please shut the hell up for another month I'd be very thankful and might not have to teach you a lesson. who knows?"

Twilight and Rainbow travelled together (after the excellent "time" they had last night) towards Fluttershy's cottage to see how she was

Twilight knocked on the door. No answer.

Rainbow flew up to Fluttershy’s bedroom window to see her  passed out on the bed, still. Rainbow picked up Twilight and took her through the window to wake Fluttershy up.

"You know you could have opened the door."

"Meh."

Twilight had the first try at waking the shy mare up. When she tried she was met by a swift push back. Rainbow then tried again and to Fluttershy's dismay, succeeded.

"Morning Sleepy head, you shouted some pretty hurtful words at me last night. Some of them I didn't even think you knew."

"Oh I did?, I'm so sorry, Are you okay?"

"Yes, but your animals look like they're out for the count... Did you put sleeping pills in the feed?"

"Maybe."

"And where's that bear?"

"Somewhere you should never ever go, no matter what anypony tells you you should not go into... the forest."

"Okay...., And what's in your shed?"

Fluttershy gained a blank and suspicious look on her face.

"Nothing, don't go in there either."