I am a mad scientist who works with ideas and words.
"My name is Kevin, and I'm twenty-two years old. Walking home one night, some ^($&er called The Creator sucked me into some sugar-bowl hellhole called Equestria, full of talking magical *#$^ing ponies. I mean, what the hell man. I must be ^&$^ing cooky."
Warning:
If cursing, glaring stereotypes, and total disrespect for anything and/or anyone in the name of mockery offends you, this aint the story for you.
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First now to read the story
I expect blood in the future... Don't let down.
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If I can find a way to shed blood and make it at least chuckle worthy, you'll get it.
Interesting take, looking forward to more.
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Even though I've read these before, it's still fucking hilarious.
when is she going to give him magic he did when the wager after all
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Glad to hear it mate
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Next chapter. There is a reason it wasn't done immediately.
1253566 cool also awesome story man ... wait he dosnt have to give up meat does he
O good this story is so far really exiting also expect some violence in the future, also add some lyra
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Every time a human comes around people want Lyra... Don't worry, you'll get your Lyra fix. It'll be different than you're likely expecting though.
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I really hope not. The 'no meat trend', as I like to call it, is so overused it isn't even funny anymore.
And if I do recall, he said (indirectly) that hes teeth are all canines now, with means it can be a 'little' hard to eat anything vegetable.<--- Disregard that.1257818
Front teeth. Still has normal molars.
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I may have seriously missed that 
But my point of view still stands.
1257818 i know that i wouldn't ever quite eating meat its too delicious
Well, I ended up checking the recently updated list, and I see this, realizing I didn't favorite it.
What the hell is wrong with me?
Anyways, on with the reading.
Edit: I loved the Alchemy part. Brings me back to the days of Full Metal alchemist, and how they weren't allowed to make gold out of coal and such.
The Creators name, Vedavyasa? XDDDD. I lost my marbles at that. Oh sweet Jesus, I love your humor.
Keep up the good work, man.
Editor XP
is Luna gonna overreact and think its a monster
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No. I thought about that for a little while, but it wouldn't make sense. Random intelligent being showing up in Equestria? Celestia would have told her. Even if she didn't tell her then, she would have told her why she was going to be in Ponyville all day.
Well that was a buzzkill.
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May I ask which part exactly was the buzzkill?
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Preparations for epic bar brawl. Suddenly, Luna puts him to sleep.
I guess it's understandable, I guess.
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Ah, yeah. I *could* have extended it, but it would have been pretty dry. I'm not very good at making fights funny
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As long as you don't limit yourself to cheesy one-liners, it can be done.
BTW... I've been meaning to ask you: Just what in all that is holy does the chapter titles mean?
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To be honest? Random words that may or may not relate to the chapter itself in Irish. This chapter is "Fight" for example.The story title is Irish too, it actually just means "Untitled".
edit:
No, I don't know why I keep using Irish when Kevin is Scottish. I really don't.
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Wait... THAT'S IRISH?! If I was an ignorant idiot, I'd make a remark on how close that looks like a drunk man trying to say something, like the steriotype for the Irish.
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Yep, that's Traditional Irish. Kevin's name is too, Kevin derives from Caoimhin (which is somehow pronounced Kee-van... somehow...) Kieran.
omg it so amazing
SUMMON CTHULHU!
by the elders i need more
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Might take a while. I went to finish formatting the next chapter Friday night only to find it gone, along with a huge chunk of my notes. A good ten thousand words just up and fucked off.
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i words were alive that way i could track them down and make them pay well i dont waiting as long as i know the story is still alive
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Yeah, it's alive. Just trying to work out what to do with it. Don't worry, if it dies it'll get stuck on hiatus and I'll put a blog up.
LOL
THIS IS GETTING HILARIOUS 
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I hope so. Next chapter should be worth a few more laughs. Kevin enters ham-toham combat with the Queen Of Ham herself, the Lady Rarity!
Wait. Then what would Darkness magic be suited for? How overpowered would it be? Can he have more than one foci?
Holy crap imagine the power!
*Le Gasp*
BIND CTHULHU INTO THE FOCI!!!!!!! TOTAL PWNAGE!!!!!!
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Darkness? Things like stealth, hiding from sight. Also serves as an effective counter for light magic. With enough creativity however, it *can* be lethal. Light carries with it heat. Cut off an area from all light and heat from the sun, it gets cold and fast.
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Oh, and yes he could have multiple foci if he wanted. I'm not giving him any more large items though, maybe a few knick-knacks for specifics and some one-offs.
you go kevin beat raritys ass and twilights hell just beat the crap out of all the mane 6 except for fluttershy no one hurts fluttershy also i would like to think darkness could be very dangerous i mean for me darkness also goes nto things like corruption and whatnot but great story keep up the great work also have a great night or day or evening
Hey, another little scrap!
And next chapter, a chase scene!
He must be an Assassin. He has the legendary Femurs Of Steel
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PLEASE
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Ah'm workin', ah'm workin....
THE WAIT IS KILLING ME, I NEEEEEEEDDDDD MOOOOOOAAAARRRR
More comments are needed for this awesome story
Absolutely hilarious. This, my good sir, deserves a
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Why thankee much kind sir