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Spike, along with Snips and Snails, discuss the more important topics plaguing the denizens of Equestria such as who's hotter to weird fetishes.

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This was the funniest thing I have read in a while. I love it please continue

Aw hell yes.
This...this is good. I enjoyed this. Good work Jon, you made something that didn't cause me to vomit in my mouth.
I'm going to follow this closely, don't let me down.

Now that we have that out of the way, just a couple of pointers to improve this.
You do need to proof read this; or find someone else to do it for you. Just give it a quick skim to pick out any obvious errors you might have missed. I noted that you repeated yourself halfway through, and also changed to what I assume was the original format of the story. If it was, I need to give you props for changing it.
You also don't need to add 'said' to the end of every dialogue, so long as it's obvious who's speaking. By all means, pepper your story with 'saids' every now and then to help us keep track of who's who, but if you overuse it, people skim over the sentence without reading it. Moderation is key.
It's also a good habit to put author notes in the comment section. That way they don't intrude on the story for someone who's reading this in the future.
Also, you need to add a comma before an action. Example, "'Wait, I get it! Aww, gross.' Snails said reacting a little later than everyone else." What you have now makes little sense. You need to add a comma between 'said' and 'reacting,' in order for it to make grammatical sense.

On another note, good work avoiding Lavender Unicorn Syndrome.
I'm looking forward to the next chapter.
Good Job
Nazkan

This is one of the best fics I've read. I reward you eith the best fight scenes in the history of television.
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Ive been waiting for a story like this where the few males in equestria have some guy talk. Favorited and cant wait for next chapter...or broadcast...or whatever lol

Hmmm certainly curious. Do go on!

It was once said to me that Spike works best as a smartass doing his best to make sure everyone knows how wrong they are. I agreed at the time, and after reading this, I agree about twenty percent more strongly.

Spike's dry, sardonic attitude is always fun, so surrounding him with idiots is certain to earn a hit. Vinyl Scratch's inclusion mixes things up a little and helps keep them interesting, especially since this kind of story relies entirely on dialog. I suppose she could be seen as the sort of pony who wouldn't mind hanging out with some dorks and enabling their hairbrained ideas, exactly like Dash does in "Spike's Rainbow Dash."

Caller: Spicey Bite. "Yeah, can I have a medium pizza with onions, mushrooms, and garlic crust? And I'd like a side of mozzarella breadsticks."

You can decide if he got the wrong number or is prank-calling. :pinkiehappy: I think you should also have Lyra call to tell them their show is awesome and hilarious.

Dude, I freaking love this. Please keep writing these for all of eternity. :rainbowlaugh:

...i can see spike face desking... a lot:raritywink:.

Ok guest should be... Lets have Twilight and the question is has she ever wanted to "Cool down" her needs when ever Spike is around.

The way you write always makes me read this as if it really is a radio talk show. Well done and cant wait for the next broadcast...ergh i mean chapter

my call would be this. Suddenly Nightmare Moon, Discord and Chrysalis were turned into normal mares, you have to buck one, marry one, kill one. GO!

/edit just realized i made the same joke in both my comments. Had forgotten i had posted on this and i guess my repertoire of jokes is fairly small. I will do better next chapter :P

I'm your sole dislike right now due to obvious mistake in chapter 1 thatbyou or the admin should have caught before it posted. That is unless repeating is normal in script format that isn't even allowed to be posted.

Will read again if fixed since u gotbthe characters right

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a helpful tool in pointing out a mistake in a chapter is to copy said mistake and paste it in your reply so the author can fix it.

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Using kindle so I can't

Plus as a author myself I put others under the standard of reading the. Story chapters themseleves once on the site to confirm all.

Hence why most of mine are changed when I post the next chapter if no one pointed it out directly

It is extremely scarce that a work of fiction so supremely brilliant and insightful comes along that you come away from it with an enlightened perspective on yourself and the world around you. This is one such masterpiece. Vinyl's irreverent wit, Snips and Snails' tactlessness, and Spike's dry remarks bounce off one another with such panache and literary skill that my mind is stimulated to the equivalent of watching a Shakespearian play, two baseball games, and three chess matches all at the same time, all played/performed by clones of Chuck Norris (with David Tennant as Hamlet). Truly the level of talent behind such an enriching experience cannot be contained to the online medium. Very soon, I expect to see your name on a ten thousand word epic on the shelves of every Barnes & Noble in the western hemisphere.

Guest: Trixie
Quirk: Behind her stage persona, she is a very sweet and friendly pony who thinks Spike is absolutely adorable.

Snips is one lucky colt.

1252376 okay very well. Most of my dislike hate is due to none of you pointing this out:

(Snails: I’m going with Bon Bon. She’s just a bit better than Lyra.

Snips: It’s Lyra all the way and I’m going to tell you why you’re wrong. Lyra’s the total package. Nice flank, beautiful smile, and those legs. I could go on, but we only have so much time.

"I'm going with Bon Bon. She's just a bit better than Lyra." Snails said."It's Lyra all the way and I'm going to tell you why you're wrong. Lyra's the total package. Nice flank, beautiful smile, and those legs. I could go on, but we only have so much time." Snips said correcting his friend.)

No one saw an issue here?

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I wrote it and I still don't see it. Mind pointing it out to me?

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You sir, have just cut in line in front of everyone else. I'm working on your idea right now.:trixieshiftright:

1253640 Homer Simpson: WOOHOO!

And all I had to do was make something u-- I MEAN ... be completely honest. :scootangel:

And honestly, I'm even more excited for the next chapter now than I was before.

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okay so it was intentional. so why exactly do Snips and snails say the EXACT same thing to each other twice? Let alone in two different ways, one of which isn't supposed to be allowed to be posted on the site unless they were reading from a script in story. That aside the second time they used it wasn't spaced well. It makes it seem like Snails said all that until you get to the end of that sentence.

It wasn't intentional. I had originally posted the entire thing in script form and it failed moderation. I just forgot to delete the script portion when I rewrote that part. I edited it again so it's a bit better.

Looks like twilight was Jelly

I so want this made into a real show, would listen to every episode . Another great chapter

"we objectify females in a society dominated by them"

As was shown quite clearly here. No matter what Spike wants, there's a girl who already decided for him...

That. Was. Pure. Gold. TrixieSpike is an incredibly scarce ship (there are two), and this chapter in one of the greatest works of fanfiction of all time ups the grand total to THREE. I don't care if you're a fanfic writer, I now believe you are a god, and I will sacrifice my dog in your name (note to self: adopt a dog).

There are a few grammatical errors, such as missing commas, misplaced commas that disrupt the meaning of a sentence, and it might be a good idea to let us know who's speaking a little earlier in some cases, rather than placing "...Trixie said as she stood up and faced the mare." after 51 words. Also:

He had to let her down gently while trying to convince his friends that he didn

You may have forgotten to finish that sentence.

Everyone was so perfectly in character, as expected. It is believable that Snips and Snails would get furious before giving into the very action that upset them, and even conceivable that Trixie truly feels and behaves this way beneath her boisterous exterior. If her canon reappearance disrupts this notion in any way ... I'll be mildly disappointed.

So, despite its minor flaws, which are completely nullified by your sheer genius and listener satisfaction, this chapter blew my mind ... Now get over here and clean it up; I think my motor cortex landed behind the TV. Luvkily, there is jyst emough left immy skyll to sau that pulchnine was awshum.

Spike: "Okay, Scratch, let's get this over with. En garde!"
Vinyl Scratch: "Come at me, bro!"

Ha, you see? Your writing has stimulated my brain. Look at that hilarious somewhat humorous review of mine. Even now, I'm typing it using the Force.

Stay gold.

this is gold!:twilightsmile: pure fucking gold! :pinkiehappy: bravo! :yay: Spike is a swag master :moustache: having the ladies fight over him :raritywink:

DAM IT! I wanted to know more about spike

So Spike's more-or-less okay objectifying others, but don't like bein' objectified himself, huh? Why that little ... Eh, his loss. If he admitted to the tongue thing ... wait, that would suggest he's okay being objectified, but by not doing so he give mares the impression that he has a good measure of self-respect, which is a very sexy quality. Good move, Spike!

What a riot. This is the second time the show has ended up with a brawl in the studio. Next episode, the four of them are gonna randomly start fighting just to make sure they end the show properly. OH, and Vinyl Scratch was beyond awesome in this chapter ... er, episode.

As soon as they started talking about the Crusaders, I was shouting at the screen: "No! Don't do it! They can hear you! We can hear you! We all float down here!!" Alas, it did not help.

Anyhow, my pegasus buddy Tumbler told me to ask this: Would you rather wake up with Diamond Tiara tied to your bed, or tied up in Silver Spoon's?

Both'd be painful if you ask me, but I'm not on Guy-Talk.

This looks like it's going to be a blast! :pinkiehappy: Must PM you with question and/or questions. XD

YES I WAS IN IT(well my question was)

Hey Spike why don't you just cook the two little brats? You have a built in Bar-B-Q.

Yay! For guys all over Equestria! Down with the Matriarchy!

1305478 Out of pure curiosity could you provide a link to the two of Spixie?

Hmm, this is gonna get good. :pinkiehappy:

Thinking about what questions Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon will be asked is making me grin uncontrollably.:pinkiehappy:
I would also like to mention that this story is hilarious.:rainbowlaugh::rainbowkiss:

So much for spikebloom.
This comedy gold. Btw why are RD's front hooves stronger than her back hooves?:moustache:

That front hooves stronger than the back hooves question was pretty golden I gotta say.

Fun as usual. There was a tad too much childish "boys vs. girls" mentality in this episode, but it didn't cheapen anything. One edit I would have made is:

"...This is Guy Talk. We can’t have a bunch of girls come in and take over [just because they didn't like what they heard last episode].”

I'm still loving it, especially Spike's attitude throughout. I'm not a big fan of SpikeBloom and I kinda wish there had been a kiss when Trixie was there. But I'm sure as hell not complaining; in fact, I'm gonna read that chapter again. Anyway, Spike's speech at the end was pretty neat and it raises the stakes for the show's continuation. Looks like this fanfic is really going somewhere!

Would a question from the Great and Powerful Trixie be okay?
- Trixie would like to inform you two little brats that Spike breaths fire and chews gemstones. In short, he is a sweet, adorable, and charismatic force of destruction. Trixie's question is as follows: do either of you realize that it would be an extremely bad idea to mess with my precious little Spike?

Request from Berryshine.
- You fellash're prob'ly all umber ... ungera ... umderrrr ... minors, but yuh should tolly get drrrrr-UNK on the show! It'sh awshum.

Ace Rainboom.
- I got a word for those two self-serving little princess-wannabe twerps! You lay off Scootaloo, you hear? She's got good taste, and one of the most awesome role models ever. Of all time.

1498043 Sure thing.

TrixieSpike is rather poorly written, but the most recent chapter has a nice twist.

And Dealt a Bad Hoof is exceptionally well-written and a lot of fun.

Tootsie Flute:
Hey Tiara... Is it true that you still have Featherweight zip around taking pictures of ponies to look at when you're all alone? PS: Stay away from Truffe, or I will end you. Love, Tootsie Flute!

Peachy Pie:
Hi Guy Talk! DT, SS, I wanted to ask you two, who are you most attracted to? You know, chosen from who's in there in the room with you right now? Thanks!

Rumble:
Um, hello. I, well, my brother told me - uh, Silver Spoon? Is it true that your special talent is spooning? How do you spoon anyway? That's all. Okay.

And, of course, what Tumbler wanted last chapter.

PS: Is posting these suggestions alright with you? I would understand perfectly if you'd rather not have them clatter the comments.

Sup Guy Talk!
Hugh fan of your show!
I have a question for Spike.
Have you ever met a dragon of the opposite sex?
If so, how old and was she attractive by dragon standards?

ps: Luna is best pony! Vinyl is best DJ!

Very entertaining! :pinkiehappy:

This was an excellent read on Nightmare Night. Good job.

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