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Celestia awakens one fine morning, only to find that her toaster has been acting up. Upon further investigation, it is no ordinary toaster... but one that she thought to have defeated long ago. So, she assembles a crack team to deal with the nasty machine. Toast ensues.
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I'll...I'll have to check this out later...
...
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--
Wat.
My mind is broken.
Haha, this deserves to be featured. I loved the respawning thing. Reminded me of Halo.
1128804 Sadly, that'll never happen. But hey, thanks! I thought of respawning in the same way.
At first I was like
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But then I finished reading and was like
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You made me laugh, dearest sir or madam. I demand that you accept these thumbs-up and favorite I'm going to give you.
I was giggling the entire time. Well done!
Hmm... if Celestia dies, does she hear the Halo beeping sound?
And I'm pretty sure Twilight said it herself. "Everypony around here is CA-RAZY!"
What?...
I give up.
Two rivals. Two objectives. Two teams. Hilarity Ensues. wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/b/bf/Pyro_taunt_laugh.png/90px-Pyro_taunt_laugh.png
And I must say, this is quite funny! wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/f/f6/Engineer_taunt_laugh.png/79px-Engineer_taunt_laugh.png
Favoriting.
At first I was like
Then I was like
Then I was like
Then I was like 
I read the description and have only one thing to say:
Lord? Is that you?
Ah, someone who enjoys completely immortal Celestia/Luna as much as I do.
:at first I was like
then I was like 
now I'm like 
Was chuckling since beginning then just Lost it at the link
A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply!
this story is like a fine summer wine that would be divine anytime
1128963 Accepted. Thank you!
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1130206 Thank you! It's what I aim for.
1133757 Thank you for your kind words! I'm sure you'll enjoy my other stories then...
1131101 fallout ftw
This would've damaged my sanity if I had any left
Fav because respawning ponies. Also, Discord.
Lol wat.
1128844 dashie.mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/img/mlfw3019-dafuq.jpg
1544898 TOASTY
1544901 ...... Good answer
This is what the Internet was made for.
1546284 I concur.
1128963 I had a similar experience.
1642045 Thank you! That's almost the exact experience I had writing it.
WHAT
and
1129467
EXACTLY
1645777 EVERYTHING
Oh god!
and that touch of music, priceless
1718384 I cri erry tim.
Does this toaster toast toast?
1743625 Why yes.
1743625 How much toast can a toaster toast if that toaster is Toasterus?
1743929
As much as Toasterus can toast toasted toast as a toaster.
1743637
I should have known.
This should be a movie.
1743625
No.
It toasts bread.
"Toast ensues."
Best summary sentence on the site.
So thanks for that.
2656025 no problem
keep it real, banana peel
I will crack but never shatter.
Coffee is good and I'm going to have oatmeal and toast for breakfast. Toast, toast, toast.
Just...toast.
-Reader Out-
4298553 mmm toast
If this were written in 2014, it'd be perfectly open for an "I Am Bread" joke.
5630509 sadly, it was written naut but 2 years prior
5631040 #BooHoo