Spike is hilarious

But WTF cover pic

I clicked on this for one reason and one reason only. WHAT IN CELESTIA'S NAME IS WITH THAT COVER IMAGE I may need to bleach my brain...

This.

Pleases.

Me.  

>>11364061136406

The same reason I clicked...

(I was hoping for a R63d Spike)

Great job :) One thing though, I'm pretty Fluttershy wouldn't be talking about Spike's butt.  Just my criticism.  Favorited

This is a very interesting read. Good humor and dialogue, nothing too out of character (except Spike, but that's kinda the point ). Really interested in where this will go. Is this gonna be clop or not?

i cannot wait to see what RD thinks of spike.

This is extremely well written, and you've got a gift to put a pony on the spot.

So far I am enjoying it, keep it up.

>>11364311136431 Ah see, I was NOT looking for that, r63 or otherwise. Spike is my favourite character after Twilight but as far as I'm concerned my view mature button is unchecked. That means I don't want an image of Spike in speedos to appear when I'm looking for stories, thank you very much. The fact that I've replied to your comment means I've had to see it TWICE, so with that in mind I'm going to beat my head in with a crowbar until I forget it, excuse me...

Yup gonna favorite this, although I suggest you change the cover pic. Unless of course you plan to make this a clopfic. If not, change it.

I love that Spike pic

Nice fic here. Like to see where it goes from here.

Thank you so much for making Spike as clueless as possible.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

....Is that a pic of female Spike or something? I get from your description that it's male, but that picture....

>>11365111136511 that says what eveeyine is thinking

You will pen more of this. The gods demand it.

Oh this is going to be SOOOOO GOOOOD!!!!!

I'm with AJ, I just can't figure out if it's on purpose or not.

...Mother of Celestia... SO MUCH WIN! A upvote+favorite+ Enjoy...and for the love of everything in Equestria MOAR!!!!

That cover art. I just... I have to rinse my eyeballs. In bleach. On Mount Doom.

This is amazing! Hilariously amazing. Poor clueless Spike, Twilight seemed to have skipped an important life lesson.

Love it.  Love the cover pic.  Grown-up, androgynous spike is hawt. >.>;

spike sure gonna get some pie

Poor Spike is so oblivious to all these advances.  It's gloriously awkward!

Sooooo, once he does finally figure it out, his reaction will obviously be this:  Well... I'm ok with this!  Ok ladies, form a line!  Plenty of Sexy Spike for everypony!  

Rainbow Dash is right up front of course.  

But Rarity is jealous!  

And Twilight (the most oblivious pony in all Equestria who had no idea anything was going on) walks in, "What the buck is all the moaning and screaming in he...    *her brain breaks*

Wait, so Spike learned all his moves from drunk Twilight? Either she has some interesting books somewhere, or she's not as innocent as she seems...

...

I cannot adequately describe the amount of cringe and confusion this fic caused me. I don't know whether to congratulate you or curse you for that achievement.

If you'll excuse me, I think I'll go indulge in some single combat to cure both afflictions.

>>11364531136453 I've got scenes planned out if I do make it mature, but I'm still not sure yet.

>>11380381138038 I was actually going to make it a harem. But I don't think too many people would like that.

>>11384331138433 That's... a good thing, right? Right, a pat on the back for me then.

I won't be changing the cover pic unless one of the admins tell me to. I'm enjoying it way too much.

>>11385921138592

Alrighty. I'd enjoy it either way, but I was kinda curious. With the way the story seems to be going, it'd be real easy to go clop with this.

>>11385921138592  Dragons are into that sort of thing.  They're perverts.  Why else do you think they always want virgins for sacrifices?

.......Continue.

>>11387081138708 Oh, so that's why. Well then I'll have to put some serious consideration into getting Spike into all sorts of perverted situations. Ty for the feedback.

this is jus my comment before i read. that cover pic...wow. is it wrong that im a bit turned on by that pic.

*Saw the description, became interested.*

*Looked over at the cover art, jumped out of my chair in shock and confusion and nearly cracked my head open on the bed frame.*

why is borderline porn acceptable for a cover pic/

I can't decide if I'm confused or amused, either way this is hilarious.

As long as it doesn't degrade into shameless clop, I whole-heartedly approve of Swag-Spike

Um...wow...COUNT me in! Also Spike IS sexy in that image!

I'm just going to be one of the many to say this....

That speedo is just a few sizes too small.

The cover pic brought me in here. Because damn... oiled-up sexy Spike.

The writing earned all my laughter and all my George Takei "Oh MY"s and all my respect

This one deserves th featured box, no question.

>>11390051139005

Not for Spike the Ken Doll.

>>11388911138891 lolnope

JHEEZUSS GUISE IT'S ONLY A SMEXY POSE.

http://www.eyebleach.com/

>>11385921138592 I was actually going to make it a harem. But I don't think too many people would like that.

I WOULD!

Dang, Spike. When did you get so suave?

Good gawd. All the innuendos! I approve.

There is something really creepy about that pic man, really creepy. Story is funny though.

Oh jeez, the clueless Spike is the best Spike. Should you decide to go into 'ze clop zone', please put it off for as long as possible.

Also, clicked the story because I honestly couldn't tell that Spike was male from the pic till speedo.

Damn it spike! Your swag is going unstable!

Meh

This is  so wrong yet I can't look away....

Twilight get a taser and protect your brother's virginity or be a total bitch and literally cock block everyone of her friends for the lols...

Wait...I just figured out Twilights plan.

Turn Spike into a irresistible piece on meat that can make a mare crazy with lust just from a cuddle and a some words. (Which she trained him to do.) Then prevent any mares from getting it on with spike because its funny.

Celestias faithful student indeed.....

Eeyup.

>>11390401139040I agree. DAMN COVER PICS!!!

This is just going to be too damn funny.

Wow....took me a sec to realize that spike was still a guy in that pic....strangely not effected by the realtization.

>>11385921138592

YAY! Sexy Sex Harem Time for Spikey-Wikey~! I, for one, am quite fond of the harem idea, It screams comedic situations. I like the 1 on 1 and the occasional 1 on 2 romance for when I'm wanting to read something full of D'awwww. Then again, all the fics are full of D'awww. The romance ones just contain much more D'awwwwww.

Now I can't stop saying D'awwwww. Help Pinkie, get me something to make me stop! *gets a sock immediately shoved into my mouth*

Pinkie: There you go, but if your mouth is full of socks you won't be able to eat any pastries and everypony loves pastries. *her hair droops for a second at the realization before Pinkie's stomach growls* Oops, silly me I haven't eaten enough cake to satisfy my grumbley, rumbley belly. *bounces off to the kitchen to eat ginormous amounts of cake*

Hwye phifie! *muffled through the sock*

dat class.

do continue good sir.

Dear God. I never died that hard while trying to not laugh. Poor, clueless Spike. If ever found out about his charms.... I sense something in the future.

All of the innuendos were absolutely hilarious.

I thought cover-image Spike was a chick. Now I need brain bleach again.

And dayum! Spike's naive as balls!

>>11393261139326If you need something to fill your mouth with, I think Spike can help you with that. He makes a damn good daisy salad.

>>11385921138592 1) why not? :D

2) Please do the harem thing xD That would be wonderful :3

And that cover image is hilarious hehe

Oh my goodness. The hilarious tedious balance between a teen rating and mature. The guilty pleasure of every reader here, for sure.

Oh. Dear. God. Spike is writing fan fiction again.

(Random self insert joke goes here.)

All joking aside, this is quite entertaining.

>>11393731139373

Mmmmm...sawid. *muffles through sock again before pulling out of my mouth and sputtering fuzz off my tongue*

Blech, at least that was a clean sock. Anyway, I shall be waiting for more chapters to feed my harem deprived mind.

Good day to you, sir! *tips hat to you*

I like where this is going. If you know what I mean...

Can't wait to get some more of this story.

They need to write a song for Spike called "I'm Sexy and I'm Clueless."

this fic deserves a RAGING MUSTACHE!

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>>11391981139198

SO WOULD I!!!!

So Spike is bringing sexy back?  I will read this later, after I get over the shock of that cover picture...

Clicked on because cover image. *mind is blown*

Must read later. I love the way this sounds.

>>11364311136431 Same.

Look at pic

id fuck him

>>11364311136431 That... is a damn good idea actually. I hate myself for not thinking of it.

>>11394261139426

please read my story: Chaos,Envy, and Love

Am I the only one who thinks that cover image is hot as hell?

On topic: This was an awesome read, and I love how Spike has more swag than anyone could possibly fathom--not even himself.

So, Spike is sexy...even though he nor anypony else has genitalia, and therefore no sexual desires can even exist.

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>>11367081136708

Agreed. I love it.

>>11396701139670

It's been done, with hysterical and tragic results that ended with a troll parody of the story in question.

I thought this was gonna be a female spike romance fic for a sec....

i haven't read this yet but i find that the spike in the cover image looks VERY VERY feminine.

>>11364311136431

Ditto.

Pre-c-HOLY CHRIST ON A POGOSTICK!

*Steel leaps out of his chair, falling over himself as he crashes to the ground. He quickly speeds to the back of the room and cowers behind his couch.*

What in the Seven Hells was that!?

*A knock comes from his roof, a trap door opening to reveal a cyan pegasus' face. She looks over at him, the look in her eyes suggesting he'd done this many times in the past.*

"What is it this time?"

*Steel simply points over the couch in the general direction of his computer, not daring to lock his eyes on that cover image again. The pegasus follows his point, dropping herself into the room so she can get a better look. She walks over, taking only a moment to see the image before suddenly vanishing in a blast of wind. The next moment, Steel feels the mare shivering next to him.*

S-S-See what I mean!?

"Too well! I see it TOO WELL! Get the images out of my head, get 'em out!"

I-I can't bring myself to read this! Th-That cover image!

*The pair cower behind the couch in a state of paralyzed horror as a knock comes from the door.*

No, we can't let others suffer this!

"Get the door, hurry!"

*Rainbow quickly spins around, planting a buck against Steel's back. He flies face first with a screech into the door, his head breaking through it. He looks at the unicorn in front of him in a daze.*

Welllll hhhey there...ow.

"Uhhh...hi? This is a really strange way to answer your door, Steel."

I'll say...I don't really remember how I managed to get my head stuck in the door...I think we were reading a story today?

"Yep! Finished up my studying for today, so I came over."

Tha's great...um...could you help me here?

*Steel raises his hands and places them against the door, pushing on it as he tries to pull his head out.*

Kinda...hurgh! Kinda stuck!

"Hang on."

*Twilight places a hoof against Steel's forehead and closes her eyes. The space between them is quickly sparked by light, a quick 'SNAP' echoing through the air. The two reappear a moment later, a few meters down the road. Steel rubs his neck with a new-found glee borne from his freedom.*

Thanks!

"No problem. Now how about we go read that story?"

Sure, c'mon.

*The two re-enter the house, looking at Rainbow cowering behind the couch. The memory of her, and his, terror hits Steel like a freight train, and he quickly joins Rainbow behind the couch, huddling together.*

OH GOD THAT'S RIGHT, THE COVER IMAGE!

"What cover image?"

NONONONO, YOU CAN'T SEE IT! ESPECIALLY NOT YOU!

"What is with you...?"

"We've gotta stop her, this is a bomb just WAITING to go off!"

You go high, I'll go low! GET HER!

*Minutes later, the quaint little town of Ponyville is graced with a cocophony of screaming, shouting and sprinting, as Steel and Rainbow chase Twilight through the town with the fervor of a hunter who'd just met his first catch after two weeks of starvation.*

SHE CAN NEVER SEE IT!

"NEVER!"

"STOP CHASING MEEEEEEEE!!"

I must read this in order to understand

I, my dear sir, would LOVE to to see a harem plot. But if no, I'll love it either way, the best of luck to ya!!!

And may the clops be EVER in your favor. . .

Heh, I gotta admit, that cover image is what first caught my interest in this story. I remember browsing through the new stories tab and when I saw the pic I had to do a double take. Then I read the description and it sounded like a really fun read, so I gave it a shot. I'm really glad I did! I won't lie, I really love that pic, and can plainly say that, "Damn, Spike, you're lookin' good, lookin' reeeaaaall good. Though I do have to mention that the guy looks like he took a nice, long swim in a giant vat of lube, and this is him just getting out. XD

I'm really lovin' this story so far! I think it's absolutely hilarious! The fact that you're really using the cover pic as the basis for Spike here just makes the comedy more delicious. For example, I love how when Spike first walks into the shopping district, the ponies can't even see him properly because the sun reflecting off of his scales is almost blinding everyone. Priceless. I also lost it when Rainbow Dash smelled Spike's armpit. I'm not exactly sure why, but I just did. Spike's general cluelessness at his stunning good looks also adds to the hilarity. Him mistaking Dash trying to jump his bones for a wrestling match is pure gold. Though I gotta admit, considering he's at the peak of his teenage years, with all the hormones that entails, I would have figured that he would understand what was happening when Dash grabbed his butt. But hey, I guess that just comes with being a nice guy!

Long story short, I think that this story is equal parts adorable, sexy, and downright hysterical. I'm definitely looking forward to more!

P.S. I can totally get the appeal of R63 Spike, but I prefer him as is for this fic. Haha, androgynous Spike needs love too, you know!

P.P.S. Almost forgot, as for your plans on making it a harem fic, I would be definitely be cool with that. While I do prefer one on one romance fics, harem stories can also be a lot of fun! And I think this story would work excellently with that.

>>11397231139723My friend actually made that image! He'll be so happy when I tell him you used it.

>>11399921139992This comment was very helpful to me. All of the comments are, but you let me know in depth what I was doing right and I appreciate it. Thanks a bundle, and here's a mustache.

>>11399051139905I always enjoy your role-playing comments. I see them on other stories and I'm honored to now have my own KillerSteel dialogue-comment on one of my stories.

simply halarious! i look forward to seeing just what applejack has in mind

Ok i havent even begun to read this yet, but please tell me spike isnt wearing a banana hamock in that picture.

That cover pic confuses my penis.

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This made me laugh so much, hehe, Spike you poor, naive fool... or are you?

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>>11364211136421

For me in more ways than it should.

Best cover picture.

For anything.

Of all time.

EVER.

PERIOD.

When's the next chapter?

He be pimpin.

HEY SPIKE!!!

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This is legit making me laugh so hard. First the flower trio, then AJ and shy, now RD? Looking forward to the next chapter of oblivious spike and his interesting predicament. That twilight for her silly obsessive reading up of everything! XD

I implore you good author please no clop, the story works well because of the implied or obvious sexual tension, but if that line is crossed then I fear the setup will be for naught.

>>11401571140157 THAT PICTURE IS SO FUCKIN' FUNNY, OH CELESTIA! AHAHHA!

>>11401151140115 Their asses.... they are ginormous.

_

Spike.... sexy? I don't even. Oh, I wish I was in Ponyville when that happened... just to watch him be....massacred?

>>11364931136493 I read all the mature fics.... do you have any comments? Please, while i'm in a good mood.... up until 5 p.m. today.

XD to funny! this deserves awesome faces!

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i still stand by this ^

That image