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I will not waste my time writing two endings. I will, however, detail what the other ending was going to be after I finish writing the one that I choose to use.
And the next chapter was short, so it's up. You have used up your three requests.
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Discord didn't destroy humans. He used humans to destroy themselves. I leave how up to the imagination of the reader. Just note that there were survivors and that Discord did attempt to destroy the survivors again, but that they rebuffed him. They didn't know what he was to start with, but people were beginning to take note of things happening where they shouldn't. I could make up more history, but it would be pointless. Needless to say, he was a hair's breadth away from being stopped, and if that had happened... Well, imagine Manifest Destiny across the entire universe.
Needless to say, the remaining humans--those that knew of him and tried to stop him--were very, very angry with him.
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He's rich, but he's not that rich. He doesn't like dosh anyway; mo money mo problems.
You like a magical genie....
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Ah... That would be quite the sight. Humanity, as world builders, masters of their own faiths, GODS! woops, my human loving human self got the best of me :D. At least tell me they put up a damn good fight. I'll stop bugging you after this comment. I feel that I'm getting close to annoying you somewhat, if it ever gets to that, please tell me to shut up.
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There's a very good reason that they did not kill Discord when they had the chance. They could have done it. However, they knew that their time under the sun was done, no matter what they did. There weren't many survivors left and most of them were isolated. The surface of the planet was not fit to survive on for humans without a large number of modifications and yada yada, they could have killed him but didn't. There is a reason for that and if you really want to know I can PM it to you.
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I most certainly do :D depending on the number, if it was under 500, humans wouldn't have survived anyway. Not enough genes to keep them derisive. And also any hope of underground bunkers?
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What good would it do them to claim royalty given that the pony monarchs don't die unlike the human ones. It would be like Prince Blueblood, royalty with no real power.
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She's probably not very sane. She was childish in that scene, but was joyous when slaughtering the dogs. She's a friend that Navi should be wary of.
Anyway if Chrys wants the changeling race to prosper she might want to stack her points in trade and technology. Changelings seems to be rather weak in comparison to the other races. Weak, but skilled. Conquer the world with wealth.
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They wouldn't have any land, but they would have power and respect and it would earn the changelings much prestige. Or, on the flipside, it could be used to goad Navarone into making sure the ponies stayed allied with the changelings; how would it look to reveal that Navarone has changeling children if he's married to Luna? It could dash the entire relationship into the ground and the public would be furious.
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Changelings may be individually weak, but there are a fuckton of them and they are very, very useful in combat. If you don't know which troops are yours and which are there's, you will be hesitant to attack. Changelings use pheromones to tell changelings apart. Doppel very foolishly reveals this to Twilight, who will take that knowledge to her brother, who will learn some war skills from Navarone very shortly.
But yes, changelings could very easily benefit the world on a number of things. The issue is, dogs and griffins will accept nothing changeling-made and any changelings spotted in their territories are killed on sight.
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What was that letter that Celestia sent to Twilight?
Belly rubs are fun. At least Navi now knows what hugging Celestia is like.
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Ponies are xenophobic they won't be getting much prestige from them, and ruining a relationship between the 2nd most powerful alicorn and a war hardened human just screams most dramatic suicide please.
As for dogs/griffins it just might be time to work on diplomatic relations. Won't be easy and will take a while.
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It was blank. She wanted Twilight to torch the book.
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Oh, it would be suicide to do, but it's more of a 'fuck you' win. Scorched earth policy, in a way. If the changelings lose their pony food sources, they would likely die anyway. So by that point, they would have little to lose. If they threaten to reveal Navarone's children, they might have some time to prepare additional food sources or it might make him kick into gear and get Celestia to knock her shit off. And if not... Well, spite isn't just a human feeling.
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You have to say those words in order, with nothing else in between but air. They would never work into conversation, which is why Discord did it. He wants his summoning to be on his terms, not by random chance. Code phrases that anyone could randomly guess are stupid as fuck. That's why the best passwords are four words that having nothing to do with each other. red peanut happy printer. That's a better password than anything you will ever come up with and you will never forget it once you take a minute to remember it. Easy to remember, easy to type, impossible to randomly guess.
Now that I think about it.
What was Celestias reaction to the human stories that nav brought over?
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I'm sorry but I'm having a stupid moment but could you explain that more.
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After the tragedies got out--Hamlet and the like--he has to give everything to her first. If she doesn't want it published, the book gets relegated to her personal collection and never sees the light of day. If she doesn't like it, the book gets burned.
This gets mentioned later. I thought I had already said it.
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You did buy why would she want to regulate books!......Wait....Right I forgot that she was a quasi dictator.
If I am to understand correctly, someone basically offered a three way relationship between him and the two Princesses. Is this the part where we are to question the aspects of how far we are willing to go to be happy as opposed to how far can we go before our inner sense of morality tells us something is either right or wrong when we attempt to be happy? Three semi immortals bound by the their nature of having to live long lives and having limiting choices in respect to emotional needs. Nav has some morals, how far can he bend them before it kills him inside? And the needs and happiness of other goes above his to what extent?
That body swap thing is going to come back isn't it?
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The note that Celestia sent Twilight was blank. Celestia wanted Twilight to light the book of magic on fire.
What better lesson on friendship is there than what Navarone described when he mentioned how everyone would have to live as the other? The book would have been burned and the letter would have gone with it. Distraught, they would have to wait until a message could manually be sent to Celestia and be forced to live as each other until such a time that she felt like turning them back. Of course she knew the spell the entire time, she just wanted to make them wait. You know, the same thing she did to Navarone when he was a pony and the same reason he still has wings; she could have immediately turned him back into a regular human with no slow downs on the search for who torched the castle. She wanted to make him live as a pony for a week to make him see how much better it was. Her plan backfired in the worst way it could have possibly ever backfired, aside from him dying. The reason the note was blank was because Celestia didn't have time to write anything. Navarone gave her the idea when he commented that she could send a message at any time. Twilight knew immediately that Celestia tried to get her to torch the book.
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She's doing what she thinks is best for her ponies. It isn't to hold the ideas in the books away from the ponies, it's so that they don't read of the violence in the books and get ill or what have you. Navarone finds a publisher that's willing to go against her rules and he smuggles a few books out, namely Heart of Darkness.
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Celestia essentially offered herself as being open to the idea. Navarone agreed with the idea of fucking her. To him, there is a very, very big difference between sex and being in a relationship with someone. However, he knows that not everyone agrees with him on that. He's perfectly capable of fucking Celestia and then going into the loving arms/fore legs of Luna. He knows that there is a difference between the physical and the emotional. He loves Luna but he wouldn't mind fucking Celestia. He knows that Luna probably doesn't agree with that observation, though. He also knows that for him to broach the subject would not be a good idea. So if Celestia can get Luna to agree with letting her borrow Nav for a few physical needs, Navarone and Celestia would both be okay with it. The only problem is Luna, who is more traditional.
Lol
If anyone happens to be wondering why I'm releasing it slowly, the official excuse is that two of my prereaders opened it when it was around 700,000 words, says 'challenge accepted,' and did nothing but read for two to five days. One forgot to eat once or twice. Two of them opened it when it was much smaller and did the same thing.
I'm not joking.
1342152 So all they did was read and eat? Why can't my slow days be like that?
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One of them did not eat much; he forgot. These were during off days when there was no school or work. I don't know if it was just their obsessive personalities or if it was the gloriousness of my writing; I'd like to assume the latter but the former is more likely.
1343877 It was most likely the full glory of your story. FULL! GLORY!
Found another one
Have instead of heaved.
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I can't help but wonder what the dick I was thinking about when I wrote that. Either way, it's fixed.
That chapter was a tease... now on to the action!
TWILIGHT THE FUCKING TROLL!!!!!
Wow, I honestly started reading this just for the the sake that it seems to be the longest story on the site i've seen, but this is incredibly entertaining.
Been reading for about a day straight, and I can't seem to stop... not that that is a bad thing mind you...
Welp....this is sorta new. Loved it though.
1457871 Probably about dicks or... Ponies.
Ponies explains everything.
Why did it have to be Nav? He really needs to loosen up a little and enjoy what life throws at him.
I always had to imagen Taya (Taya's body) saying all that stuff that Nav usally says, and It was damn hilarious
This is so weird.
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You know, I stumbled upon this story last Thursday and finished Chapter 45 this morning. Most of what I think about it has already been mentioned in the comments a year ago. Since I have no idea what happens in the next 50 chapters, I am currently waiting for Nav to blow up, but then again, I don't trust his journals, he is a pretty unreliable narrator :X
Well, there's only one way to find out what happens next. Off to read :D
"I already know what my cutie mark would have been." He kinda doesn't this time round. Luna branded him, sorta, at the gala that time, no psuedo-cutie-mark-spell in this iteneration!
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Fixed.
The way the sentence ends seems... odd.
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Fixed.
I'm waiting for the invention of
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Wouldn't it make more sense for Nav to explain how their situation could be a friendship lesson before Celestia tries to make Twilight torch the book? It seems that would make that part of the story flow better. I didn't understand what the letter was until I read the comments, having Nav explain the lesson beforehand and making it seem like Celestia got the idea from him would make more sense.
Really? Xerox? The fucking printer company? really?!
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http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/xerox?r=75&src=ref&ch=dic
More like copying machines, but yeah. Just wait, it gets better.
My guess is Celestia was watching the spell happen through Navarone, and decided to send a scroll at that exact moment for the lulz...
And now Twilight is getting into alchemy, not to mention SOUL alchemy.
Brilliant, Twi. Why don't you just skip on ahead and make a Philosopher's Stone from Ponyville?
4046104 With that shit, you could take over the damn world!
4176483 Right? XD
Lol! I used to use the name Zerox all the time as a kid, because it sounds awesome. Nice to know someone is actually named that.
poor Xerox
4412546 It'll cost a right front hoof and a left back hoof to pull in equivalent exchange
6233038 So, whose soul is getting bound to the armor? Taya's the youngest, but that doesn't account for much when you throw random chance into the mix.
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Spike I bound to the armor and taya losses her back left hoof and right foreleg and the changelings make auto-mail.