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Hyzaku 530161

Joined February 2012
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    Hyzaku's Stories (5)

    • Twilight's Bird Feeder
      Twilight gets a bird feeder in the hopes of studying local birds up close. What she gets instead is a day full of frustration as the bird feeder mysteriously empties whenever she looks away.

      10,755 words · 4,189 views · 559 likes · 9 dislikes
    • That Awkward Moment When...
      How hard can it be to borrow a book?
      1,452 words · 1,588 views · 158 likes · 3 dislikes
    • What Brings Us Together
      Rainbow Dash has been spending more time at the library hoping to get closer to Twilight.
      68,375 words · 5,932 views · 437 likes · 16 dislikes
    • The Adventures of Lyra and Friends
      Lyra and her friends share funny moments together
      1,555 words · 274 views · 38 likes · 0 dislikes
    • Story Time
      5,533 words · 131 views · 15 likes · 0 dislikes

    How hard can it be to borrow a book?

    First Published
    19th Aug 2012
    Last Modified
    19th Aug 2012

    Comments ( 32 )

    #1 · 39w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Ah, miscommunication. So beautiful. Good work hyz.

    #2 · 39w, 2d ago · · ·
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    LOLOLOLOLOL! :rainbowlaugh:

    Too bad that they were only wrestling. Maybe it will lead to bigger and better things? :trixieshiftright:

    #4 · 39w, 2d ago · · ·
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    How could you still think it was sex after you joined in? WAT

    #5 · 39w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Part 2: Twilight actually loses her virginity!

    Yay for misunderstandings that aren't resolved and probably will lead to conflict in the near future, but are unknown unless the author makes a new story detailing previously mentioned conflict!

    Hint hint.

    #6 · 39w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Irony earned the thumbs up.

    :trixieshiftright: :trixieshiftleft:

    Innuendo earned the favorite.

    #7 · 39w, 2d ago · · ·
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    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL:rainbowlaugh::twilightblush:

    #9 · 39w, 2d ago · · ·
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    #10 · 39w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>1114020

    Exactly what I was thinking! This story makes little sense. :unsuresweetie:

    #11 · 39w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>1114020 >>1114196 Or she could have thought they were playing along because they felt just as awkward.

    #13 · 39w, 2d ago · · ·
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    i wanna be the guy that

    has the curse of always walking

    in on awkward moments!:raritydespair:

    #14 · 39w, 2d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowderp::rainbowlaugh:

    #15 · 39w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Teehee :rainbowlaugh:

    #16 · 39w, 2d ago · · ·
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    *snrk*

    BWAHAHAHA! :rainbowlaugh:

    #17 · 39w, 2d ago · 1 · ·
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    Oh, you! But wait--there's a picture!

    (In all seriousness, though--Excellent writing, wonderful premise, very enjoyable little snack of a read. Inky-Approved)

    #18 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    read it. loved it. faved it  :derpytongue2:

    #19 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Actually snorted at that last line XD Funny stuff.

    #20 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    That's gonna be one awkward surprise party. :twilightblush:

    #21 · 39w, 12h ago · · ·
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    >>1114278

    Oh yes, that curse that happens quite often in anime.

    Of course, if anypony found a way to give themselves that curse, it might be: :trollestia:

    Oh, the trolling fun she could have with that.

    #22 · 39w, 6h ago · · ·
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    This is good, I can already see the party now and all the MASSIVE awkwardness that it entails :rainbowlaugh:

    #23 · 39w, 58m ago · · ·
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    Oh that ending!!! :heart:

    #24 · 38w, 6d ago · · ·
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    "Congrats on popping your cherry, Twilight!"

    ...

    "Oh, you're still a virgin?"

    ...

    "No, you were doing the eight-legged monster with Dashie, silly!"

    ...

    "Oh."

    "OH."

    "Hey Applejack, we need to talk."

    ...

    #25 · 38w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Red it gladly :D nice, i loved it, really funny XD :rainbowlaugh:

    #26 · 36w, 6d ago · · ·
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    personal epilogue (um...i had this idea, so i will just post it here. Sorry for writing this so poorly without any kind of permission :twilightblush:):

    Twilight and Rainbow where walking casually over to sugar cube corner. "come on twilight" rainbow said. "I don't see what the rush is, I don't think she misunderstood nothing" replied twilight. They had just left the library. Twilight had asked spike if he knew what AJ needed and he didn't know anything except she mentioned to be heading over to sugarcube corner. "I just don't see why its weird a friend just popped in to say hello" twilight said. "look twi, I have known AJ for a long time, I can tell she was lying about us wrestling, she was nervous" the Pegasus said. They could now see the bakery coming up now. "OK, lets just convince her we where wrestling, even if i don't think it is necessary" twilight said. They opened the door and whistles and confetti hit them full force. Twilight was stunned for a moment, reading a banner saying "congrats on loosing your virginity Twilight". Rainbow just facehoofed. "I knew something like this would happen" Rainbow said sadly. "bu--but, how the fuck does a party for this just happen" stuttered twilight.

    PINKIE PIE of course!

    #27 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·
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    ...Meh. :rainbowwild::applejackconfused::twilightsheepish:

    #28 · 31w, 2d ago · · ·
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    I read the last line.

    And then it was very difficult to keep myself from immediately laughing loudly.

    And then I decided this story was an insta-fave.

    #29 · 26w, 2d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowlaugh:Totally not what i expected, me gusta. :trollestia:

    #30 · 25w, 5d ago · · ·
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    This needs a sequel. Of the party. It would be so deliciously awkward. And then Twilight would decided that she DOES need to do that with RD... :rainbowlaugh::rainbowwild:

    #31 · 10w, 6d ago · · ·
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    *snerk*

    Bwahahahaha!

    The story itself was funny, but that line about a surprise party for Twilight getting laid was priceless! :pinkiehappy:

    #32 · 10w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Best laugh I've had in days! :rainbowlaugh:

    Can we please get a followup about what happens at this party? :pinkiehappy:

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