"Peter, you in there man?"
"Just a sec, I'm waiting for this episode to end,"
"If you say so,"
"Be out in a jiff"
I wasn't the waiting type of a person, but I gave him a few minutes. Well for starters, he was my closest friend. Peter kind of has a Dick personality, but we get along just fine. Finally, he walked out of the door with a My Little Pony shirt and said smiling "Alright i'm done,"
"What where you watching?"
Already, I knew what he was going to say.
"Well, after you told me about My Little Pony two days ago, I been watching it almost all the fucking time!"
I should of introduced myself from the beginning, but I could give a shit. My names Will, Will Mavrick. I'm kind of a anime freak, though some of my friends don't realize it though. Peter's basically the only one who really knows this, but he means well. I really was stupid however, to tell him about MLP. Ever Since, he's be obsessed with the show! Though, he's never gotten past the first episode. I know it's complicated but, it's just the way he is. "Have you seen the other episodes yet?" I said when we were getting into his car. I always liked his car and wonder how the hay he could afford it. It was a Red Lamborgini that was made in the year 2009. Pretty fucking hot if you ask me.
"I haven't actually seen them yet, I don't know were to look,"
"Wait, how do you not know how to look? It's called youtube,"
"You can do that shit on youtube?"
"Are you freaking kidding me?"
"Well excuse me princess."
Well I was right though, Peter does have the inner prick inside of him. But I continued to talk to him.
"So were we heading?"
"I actually wanted to go to the mall, you know Hot Topic? They well... they sell MLP shirts! I need one!"
"But, your wearing one right now,"
"It's never to bad to have more than one,"
He enter his Lambo from the car door in a awkward fashion. I guess it was time for me to get in as well. As soon as I opened the door and closed it when getting inside, I screamed...
"Dude what the fuck are you screaming about?"
"I slammed my thumb into the car door!"
"Well stop screaming like a pussy and let me see it,"
Peter then looked at my thumb and his eyes got really big. He then started his car and rushed down the road.
"Whats...Whats going on?'
"YOUR FUCKING SKELETON IS EXPOSED!!!"
I looked confused for a second, but I decided to check on my thumb. Well... IT WAS GONE??!!! Peter then looked at me while driving to a hospital (I so hope) and said,
"Don't worry man you'll be alright!"
I passed out.
"Will? Will!!! don't you fucking die on me you hear??!! WILL!!!!"
"Where... where am I??" I said, for some reason I was in bed.
"Look who finally woke up,"
"Peter that you?"
It was peter. This time he was wearing his favorite jacket with a black t-shirt under it which had a batman logo on it. "Where am I?" I said, I was really freaking out.
"Don't worry, you're in a hospital,"
Then I remembered the incident. I removed my hand from under the blanket and it was wrapped with bandages. But I did realize something though, the bone which was exposed was back in my hand. "Thank god," I said, and I looked at the door realizing that someone was coming in.
Then My father came in holding a box wrapped with a special rainbow ribbon. My mom looked at me and she then said with a upset face,
"Are you okay sweety? Did it hurt?"
Aw don't worry mom it didn't hurt, just some fucking bone that came out earlier, lots of bleeding, yeah, i'm pretty much fanfuckingtastic! Thanks for asking. My dad then looked at me and walked up to the bed I was lying on. He placed the box that he originally had in his hand on my lap. I said,
"Whats... whats this?"
"Just something I found, lying on the ground in the streets."
Are you fucking kidding me?
"It says me name on it,"
"Oh thank heavens! Nancy he can still read!"
Thanks dick. I already knew my dad was lying from the beginning. I knew for a fact he couldn't afford shit. However, it would be nice just to take a peek inside. I really didn't want my dad to be upset or anything, and I really didn't want to be like Screw You! So, I decided to open it.
"I'll see you later, me and your mom are on a date tonight."
Alright, then and there I already know he's talking about having orgy with my mom.
As soon as they left, me and Peter where the only ones left in the room. He then grabbed a chair and sat down next to me. He then said with a wondering face "Well, open it."
He was right. I removed the ribbon on the top and found a note that said, "To Will, get better real soon," I smiled a little, cause I knew it was a joke.
I then prepared to remove the lid from the top from the box. Peter was really curious, so he was peeking to see what was inside. As soon as I opened it, Peter tried to get a better look, but instead somehow, he fell in screaming. "Oh shit!" I screamed, he just fell in.
After the incident, Peter was transported into another dimension. It was Equestria, and somehow he was transformed into a pony. Peter was very surprised and happy! But, suddenly was smacked across with a blunt object by a pink pony, sending him flying through a window. He was now unconscious. But what about Will? Will he decide to go inside the box? And what about me! Will i lose my virginity? Find out next time in The Christmas Crossover.