Alrighty, now to play the waiting game...

Trillion > Billion, DUMBASS!

Austin Powers crossover?

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it will need a Fatbastard cameo

>>10986651098665

Is it weird I watched this five minutes before seeing this?

I saw the Dr. Evil picture and was a little hesitant reading this. But upon finishing it, my worries were put to rest. No grammar mistakes and the dialog is good. I thought it would be difficult to stay in character with Dr. Evil but you managed to pull it off. You got my fav.

>>10987091098709 Yes, that is weird. Why were you watching it in the first place?

HOOOOOOOREY SHEEEEEET next make a jackass cross over

This is the best goddamn thing.

MOAR

....

....riiiiiight.

So will Austin make an appearance? I can imagine he'd be sent to Equestria in response to them somehow finding out Dr. Evil was there.

Basil: Austin, as you probably already have guessed, we have revived you from stasis to combat a great danger. You see, Doctor Evil's spacecraft disappeared from our radars a short while ago...

Austin: What? So he's just... gone? Smashing! Gave up on buggering up the world, is that it?

Basil: ...not exactly. You see, while he's gone from Earth, we have picked up his signal in a place called Equestria-

Austin: Equestria? What the bloody hell is that?

Basil: ...It's a land of magical talking ponies.

Austin: ...

What are you on?

>>10989401098940 Whatever it is, GET ME SOME OF THAT S

Please write more of this.

I came here to write, but when I saw Dr. Evil's face in the image I had to read it.

Am looking forward to more.

Edit: All in all, they're better off with Dr. Evil than Austin Powers. At least the doctor won't hit on anypony.

This... this is fantastic.

Seems legit.

I hope this gets featured.

Holy fuck! This is the best! I only came here for Dr. Evil, though. Everything is better with Dr. Evil.

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Great story! Can't wait to see what happens, like sharks with lasers.

>>10986821098682 But he might gobble Pipsqueak for real!

will scott be appearing? and if you remember at the end of the last austin powers movie dr. evil decided to quit world domination because i think it was because him and austin were revealed to be brothers

Ok this is some funny stuff right here. What will happen next? Will Doctor Evil become a real threat to Equestria? Will he ever figure out what he's seeing is real and he's not earth?

"No Mini-Me, no. We do not nibble on Sweetie Belle."

This is without doubt, the funniest shit I've read in quite a while. Keep it up.

Read this at work, I almost laugh  my ass so hard there, specially on the insistence of Evil calling Twilight in sort a way, a hag

Oh dear Gawd. Continue this please! :D

BTW, my sides split reading the title alone.

Woo! Errors are taken care of, I see. Lookin' good the rest of the way. I'll be watching you, Weezil_Brony. We'd better see some frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams on their frickin' heads (or some kind of laser-equipped critter, at least)

>>10997381099738 Yes to all statements. Oh, and I must ask, where did you get that Octavia emoticon? Is there a larger list somewhere than the one I'm seeing here?

>>11038281103828 There's an addon for Firefox or Chrome that adds more features to the site. [link]

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he better get frickin sharks with frickin lasers on their frickin heads!

>>11007951100795 This takes place at the start of the first Austin Powers movie, where he is cryogenically frozen in a giant Big Boy in space.

Hm... Could be good...

I better keep an eye out.

>>10991991099199 Well of course I will write more, but do not expect any Zoroastrian women named Vilma.

>>11070981107098 I really wish I knew where that reference came from, because I honestly believe that it has the potential to be hilarious if I knew.

This is the crossover this website deserves.

When this story is finished, you have my permission to win.

wow a crossover between my favorite movie and favorite tv series. im surprised my head has not exploded from sheer awsomeness. and yes i am hoping to see sharks with lazer beams on their heads as well. and you also get an automatic 5 out of 5 staches before i even read this.

>>11085751108575 All I can promise right now is that Doctor Evil WILL get an animal with a laser on its head... eventually.

>>11071701107170 Don't worry; you'll get it soon, I promise.

>>11083771108377 That made my day right there.

Moarplzthx

ANYWHO:

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Well, now I'm having images of a scrunchy-faced bald man wearing a grey tracksuit sprinting through a town of colorful unicorns while clutching his cat heading towards a giant Big Boy statue to be cryogenically frozen.

What has society done to create this image in my head.

Actually laughed, out loud and everything. Thank you, positive emotions are quite elusive.

You know what'd be funny? If Doctor Evil set up an evil organization in Equestria, with Lyra, Bonbon, Spike, Big Mac, and Colgate.

Goddammit this is beautiful...

You've made my week with this thing, man.

Looks like I'm renting all of the Austin Powers movies tonight.

Ah mini me........

Still funny. Keep it coming.

>>11104121110412 It created me, who created this, who created that image.

>>11102821110282 What the hell that is the greatest icon I have ever seen...

...Where do I get it?

>>11104141110414 Well when you picture the greatest villain in history running down ponyville screaming for his Bigglesworth it's kind of hard not to laugh, right?

>Inb4 I realized I could respond to multiple comments in the same comment.

>>11116511111651 There's some addon you can get for Chrome or Firefox that ads more emotes.

I had my doubts about this, I must admit. But now that I've read it, it is actually really funny Kudos to you, my good sir. I'll have to watch this.

I was about to go to bed and then this shows up.

Whywhywhywhywhy

Oh... oh god...

I nearly threw up from laughing so hard.

This is awesome. :D Update soon.

Now I normally just skip right over anything with the 'Human' tag, but this was really good.

Thumbs up, tracking, I'm frikken impressed over here.

If you don't mind me asking a spoiler question, is this treating Equestria as an entirely new planet that the Big Boy accidentally drifted to or just the far flung future of Earth?

And still insists on Twi's old age, priceless

So when I first saw the title of this story I honestly didn't know what to think or expect.  Out of curiosity I gave it a read.  Good lord man, I need more of this!

I demand a new chapter, STAT!

>>11148161114816 Glad that I was able to entertain. I know a lot of other Human in Equestria stories don't go all that well, but I figured that if I was able to stay in character with Dr. Evil, and open with an unpredictable scenario, I'd set this apart from the rest.

>>11180171118017 Not entirely sure yet. I've had a few ideas, but I need a little more story to develop before I can answer any questions.

>>11201921120192 Doctor Evil: This gag, much like Frau's old frail body, will not die anytime soon I assure you.

WHAT THE FU-

>>11205051120505 You'd better fricken believe there's more coming.

It's 3:50am, the walls are thin & I had a very, very hard time suppressing the laughter. Excellent job, sir!

Was surprised not to see another 'chasing the purple dragon' comment when he saw Spike...

>>11258101125810 The main reason I didn't is because it's too obvious. Besides, he ain't tripping now... He's gonna wish he was though...

I'm not getting old, right?

Well...

Oh COME ON!!!

Wait, Pryo? When the hell did that happen?

WHO WAS THE HUMAN!?!??!?!?!?!

HAH, I imagined the janitor being a ponified Scruffy, then he turned out to be a ponified Scruffy.

>>11291311129131

Nah, still funny.

I haven't read this yet, but already I find it hilarious.

>>11291561129156

Have you seen the Meet the Pyro short?

My God, yes.

This will be in the read later list, and then I will read it SO HARD.

lol I watched austin powers movies a few weeks ago and now I see this. I'm so reading this.

I just watched some of the best moments of Austin Powers this morning.... tis' amazing to see this.

this is just freaking awesome, i have hardly ever laughed so much from a crossover, its just brilliant

>>11291561129156 >>11292161129216 I was wondering if anyone would get that. It was more of a reference to another fic on this site. Probably the ONLY TF2 crossover that isn't that bad. It won't be a prominent thing, just a little something for people. And that thing about several strange guests is a joke about how there are SO MANY FRICKEN CROSSOVERS.

>>11291891129189 Not sure, but Scruffy MIGHT be a running gag I might do, depends on the situation.

>>11292041129204 >>11292901129290 Well according to the comments, it's a jolly good read!

pyro...hmmmm

I watched the best moments of Austin Powers this morning, then this pops up, it's just fricken amazing.

i loved it when he was telling a bit of his life story, brilliant

Well, that was funny.

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It's wonderful

HOLY HELL, I MADE THE FEATURE BOX?!?!?!

WOOT!

Lol, right when that there janitor started talking, I used Scruffy's voice.

>>11296911129691 Scruffy is everyone's favorite Janitor, is he not?

>>11297261129726 What about The Janitor.... from Scrubs?

...Scruffy?

Yes. This story is awesome.

Make more of it.

>>11296621129662

Well, this story certainly deserves it! I can't stop laughing.

Now I need to go watch some Austin Powers. And I was planning on being productive today...

Hooray! For once, the 4th wall-breaking character ISN'T Pinkie! And making good use of the Almighty Janitor trope.

At first I imagined the janitor to be the janitor from Scrubs, but you just had to jump on the Futurama reference bandwagon, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU? UNFAVORITE! UNWATCH!

Just kidding, I love you--MURDERINYOURSLEEPSTEALCARBURNHOUSE--ever so much.

>>11306161130616 I'm not even a big Futurama fan, but I love Scruffy, he's hilarious.

"'Well remember the last weird guy that dropped by?' Rainbow Dash said. 'Pinkie’s arsonist friend?'"

You really should have left that Pyro reference out of the story. It doesn't add anything, and all it serves to do is contridict the rest of the story.

Aside from that, I think this is hilarious.

I must've seen each Austin Powers movie five times, at least. You don't know how giddy I am at this story existing.

I'll be completely honest in saying that I don't think I've ever laughed at a story so hard and so consistently. I nearly fell out of my chair laughing once I saw Scruffy in there randomly. In the previous chapter you had me laughing like crazy with him running through the streets. I couldn't help but imagine him running in the most silly way possible, kind of like a Silly Walk. Keep up the good work man, this is gold... member. *shot*

Another funny chapter, although I found a mistake

"When Twilight woke up, she stretched her arms out and looked to see that the Doctor was still sleeping in his bed."

As brilliant as Doctor Evil is, I'm not sure even he would cause Twilight to sprout arms

>>11313561131356 Meh, hit and miss. It's more of a reference to something here on the site, a crossover that DOESN'T make you wanna facepalm. But don't expect more stuff like that.

...Expect lasers.

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Fricken hell, I need to stop writing at 3 AM.

>>11342291134229 You mean like Scotty did? Maybe it IS in the gene pool...

I'm starting to feel very sorry for poor Dr. Evil, but also I'm wondering... what would a cutie mark be fore a pony whose special talent was 'being evil'?

Can't wait for the next exciting chapter.

So Doctor Evil's gonna help ruin Twilight's life, and Trixie's gonna help kill Austin Powers?

Proceed.

wunderba!