wtf

i like it

This is better than everything else that ever existed combined.

So... basically... meatballs save Twilight's life, is that what you're trying to get at?

Then, using meat to meat the meat, Twilight meated the meat that needed to be meated.

What did I just read?

I am getting wierd looks. The wierd looks are actually locks. They are locks of hair. The bair starts eating me, only, it didnt. I ate noodles.

This story is pure art, thumb'd and faved for making me laugh.

Best story Ever. Needs to be featured

This sums up every Epic Meal Time episode.

inb4 feature box for being a short, silly story

Twilight had to make sure that she was looking her best for the birthday party.  Haha, ponies don't wear clothes.

Well I guess you could say she was wearing her birthday suit!

wat.

I LIKE IT!

Another successful penguin invasion demeated.

Awesome.

Twilight looked back at Pinkie Pie.  While she had been busy raping penguins

While she had been busy raping penguins

busy raping penguins

cannot unsee :(

...

Ohmy...

Looks like those penguins got what they goddamn deserved. Good work as always, Troll. Powerful stuff.

I understand the meaning behind this story. Pinkie Pie has died and Twilight is unable to come to terms with it. The penguins represent her grief, while the meatballs represent the healing power of time. The scene where Pinkie rapes the penguins and dies is very powerful, as it shows that Twilight's grief has overcome her - but only then can the healing process begin.

Also, Twilight said shit. Twice. Twilight would not say shit. Otherwise, this story was perfectly in character. Five stars.

That was horrible.

Downright atrocious.

You should be proud.

Twilight needed to get dressed for her birthday party,

good thing she was already wearing....

her birthday suit...

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Also, MEAT POWERS GO!

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terrible. awful. No indentation. Incorrect spelling and grammar. swearing (Out of character)

not only does this get 0 happy pinkies, you get three sick pinkies:

I wonder where a vegetarian got all that meat

Uh . . .

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I'm a vegetarian and I was offended by this.

The worst thing to ever pollute this site with its existence.

That is all.

PS: MOAR

>>10991081099108 well... you just read

Then, using meat to meat the meat, Twilight meated the meat that needed to be meated.

YES! That's all I have to say about this story: YES!!!!

Best story I've ever read in my entire life.

On a scale of one to ten...

THIS ONE GOES TO ELEVEN!

Who knew that the fall of Ponyville would be caused by a couple of meatballs and some penguin hallucinations.

Uhhhhhhhh...

That's what you get when you're a horse and ingest a meatball.

It's a hallucinogenic.

You sir are a genius!

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-Dude where are you

-Me at ball

...

Get it ? No ? Try this one :

-Dude, you should meat Ball, he's very nice guy !

...

Nevermind...

   I guess you could say this story is pretty 'meat'.

>>11003221100322 cats aren't vegetarian, silly.

I meat what you meat there, this meat was mean meat meat meat, I really meat meat meat

>>10994031099403

God, why.

>>10991371099137

>>10991821099182

I am fairly certain you mean...

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...meatured.

Damn, need to send more penguins next time

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Seriously. What the fuck did I just read?

Ah, no matter! I laughed my ass off and it gets a fave!

>>10999431099943

No indentation? THAT is what you get at? Dude, you don't NEED indentations in fanfics, you just need paragraph breaks.

Incorrect spelling and grammar? Oh well, people make mistakes.

Swearing is out of character? What? It's a kid's show, so of course they don't cuss in canon. All the times she says 'shoot' in the show? Obviously she says 'shit' if it were in real life, she's like 20 years old, and has read nearly every book in Equestria, many of which may have foul language in them.

And finally, note the author's name: Troll.

Quit being a spoilsport and laugh at or overanalyze the crackfic.

Author, here's 3 to counteract Buzz Killington's post, and have some more for writing something so ridiculously insane.

>>18795761879576

Oh, yeah?

Well, ummm....

YOU DON'T HAVE A SOUL!

So, there!

>>18814171881417

I ain't no ginger. My hair's blacker than the president.

>>18945131894513

Soo, slightly darker than brown?

Sounds pretty brunette to me.

I liked the part with the meat.