do drugs together

you got me.

>>10922881092288 trust me, you dont wanna know

Quick question (and yes this is stupid) , you're not really suicidal are you? Most of the stuff in here seems pretty legit, if a little bit exaggerated (like I hope the suicide bits). I hope this isn't some strange cry for help is it?

>>10925491092549

Been there, done that, over it. I was once but now I'm on crazy pills so I'm ok.

This is just impossible that this is a self-insert, DWK. Your mind is almost as normal as mine.

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Also, you should end each chapter with phrase "don't wanna know..."

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>>10926581092658

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>mfw I see this motherfucker

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>>10925881092588

Well bro, that's good to here. I think. Go smoke some weed or something, it works way better then anti-depressives.

You had me at "drugs". >>10925881092588

Ever been stuck in an insane asylum?

I got a feeling... (oooh hooh)

Wow, goth, I love that.

I'm a lolita, though. Ever hearda' that?

>>10930081093008 yes, I have. I have a friend who dresses gothic lolita style.

Wow, this is actually a genuine romance fic, and a good one at that. You'd have better Keep writing it.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAR!!!!!

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I bet everyone who disliked this did so either because of your previous fics (and thus didn't read it) or because it was a self insert (and thus didn't read it). Because fuck me if this isn't well written. That and the characterization is great.

Human has sad life, gets transported to Equestria, instantly befriends all the ponies, no drama, no conflict, joy and happiness come into his life again.

Bleh.

>>10933491093349 Hey, everybody writes one, gimme a break huh? I can't do grimdark all the time.

>>10933571093357

You can do whatever you like. This one just didn't click with me.

(just from reading the description)

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>>10945361094536 the story's actually not as crazy as the description makes it out to be. You should read it!

>mile

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>>10946141094614 lolwut?

i like it.... btw dont drug pinkie the world might blow up

Skype:

[18:49:10] iloveportalz0r: I don't think getting ponies high on pot is a good idea

[18:49:31] Brandon Bassler: Hmm

[18:49:49] Brandon Bassler: I'd guess twilight and fluttershy would be the biggest stoners.

[18:50:04] iloveportalz0r: Umm

[18:50:06] iloveportalz0r: Why?

[18:50:10] Brandon Bassler: idk

[18:50:17] iloveportalz0r: Rainbow Dash seems more likely to me

[18:50:30] iloveportalz0r: Twilight is supposed to be the smart one, and Fluttershy is now Stonershy

[18:50:41] iloveportalz0r: I think she'd be more likely to do it because of "peer pressure"

[18:52:21] Brandon Bassler: RD would probably be more into meth.

[18:52:50] Brandon Bassler: "Psychological effects can include euphoria, anxiety, increased libido, alertness, concentration, increased energy, increased self-esteem, self-confidence, sociability, irritability, aggressiveness, psychosomatic disorders, psychomotor agitation, dermatillomania, trichotillomania, delusions of grandiosity, hallucinations, excessive feelings of power and invincibility."

[18:53:13] iloveportalz0r: Doesn't she already have that?

[18:53:20] Brandon Bassler: Exactly.

[18:53:23] iloveportalz0r: ._.

>As for Silver spoon

>let your mane down for once

>Rarity was Pinky

>went to Pinky

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>I could only catch bits

[link]

>>10933491093349>>10933651093365 But this one has drugs!

>>10946251094625 I HATE IMPERIAL

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>>10930081093008

you dress like a little kid?

>>10948881094888

WAHAHA! Not "Loli", "lolita"! Just search "lolita girls" and you will know what I'm talking about.

"Oh Snap. I banged a pony."

Best ending sentence ever.

That ending line.

I love this story, keep up the good work.

Insufficient levels of hoerse secks

>>10930081093008 im not trying to insult you, but isnt lolita a type of anime that focuses on young girls in a sexual way, or an anime that focuses on gay relationships with men?

or is it a type of fashion?

>>10981171098117

It has a double meaning. There is a genre of anime that focuses on pre-teenage girls (usually in a sexual way) that's known as Lolita, but it's usually called "Lolicon" and shortened to loli. I believe MellowRain was referring to the fashion subculture Lolita, which originated in Japan and is highly influenced by Victorian and Rococo-era styles of clothing.

This fic is wonderful. I'll look forward to the outcome of this situation. Most excellent.

>>10983251098325 ok thanks for clearing that up.

>>10983251098325 I believe Lolita refers only to style of dressing? (loli might be derivered from lolita but who the hell uses this word in this fashion?)

And I think that term "lolicon" was based on "loli", not other way around.

I am not some kind of expert tho.

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Ugh... Rarity, stop being a dick. I WANT MOAR.

So ponies purr?

>>10980541098054

Ya know, every time I see references to human/pony sex, all I can think of is being five years old and feeding a carrot to this huge ass brown mare, and those gigantic, hard teeth clamping down and that jaw rolling and the crunch-crunch-slobbering.

I had nightmares for months.

I mean, if you want to stick your dick in between a pair of garden shears, go right on ahead. I'm going to be cradling my genitals and sobbing in the corner. Well, that's what I'd be doing anyway, but I have a special reason to do it now.

I love this... I dont understand the world anymore!

>>10924161092416

Ditto

>>10946551094655

Holy fuck is Bassler his real name?

>>10925491092549 If it really is like that (haven't read yet), I'd say that it's more like me.

andrew, good job.

oh shit man... when Rarity is pissed we follow the great words of Arnold Schwarzenneger, "No! Run!!!" and "Get to the chopper!"

>>10925881092588

>Crazy Pills

>Harley Quinn avatar.

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love it keep going

"That was how i met spike." xD very amusing

>I figured I’

Vase. Vase. Vase. Bowl of croutons. Vase. Vase. Vase. Vase. The collected works of Ayn Rand. Vase.

If Twilight can fix a dam, Rarity can probably glue together the same vase with magic over and over and over.

>>11059741105974

If ponies have to deal with Randians too, I have no idea what to say. Ugh, I guess.

Funny chapter, though.

>>11060171106017 Firstly, objectivism is cool and fun. Second, it's funny because it's a thing that isn't vases or croutons.

>>11060741106074

I would definitely not want to be hit with complete works of Ayn Rand. As someone who soldiered through The Fountainhead and half of Atlas Shrugged, I can agree with that.

And I guess the idea of Rarity getting hot and bothered by the rape scene in Fountainhead is giggle-worthy enough to justify just about anything.

>>11061211106121 NO! For the love of god, don't spoil The Fountainhead for me! Roark and Keating's girlfriend, right? NO! STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!

>>11061381106138

For the life of me, I can't remember. The main thing I took away from Fountainhead was the scene with Keating and Toohey eating lunch (I wanna say cucumber sandwiches, but I might be fucking something up) and then Keating has a journal (??) and it is a bad thing?

Yeah, that didn't make any sense, but when you get there, it is one of the few scenes in the book that stabs like a knife (aka, is worth reading).

Thing with books is I always sympathize more with the bad guys. I read the Bible and loved the Anti-Christ; I read Red Wall and loved rats; I read Ayn Rand and loved socialism.

>>11062101106210 Honestly, I'm in chapter 3 and can't even tell who's the bad guy. I think it's supposed to be Keating, but Roark is enough of an asshole to be the antagonist as well.

Wait, did I just turn the comments section of MLP fanfiction into a discussion about Ayn Rand? I should do this sorta thing more often.

>>11062291106229

Toohey probably hasn't even appeared yet. Dude is a real piece of work, which is why I love him.

The one upside of Fountainhead is that if you don't buy into Objectivism, there are no good or bad guys. The book has a direction it wants to go, but if you don't want to follow it provides an interesting study of severely broken people staggering blindly through a meaningless world. Which is my favorite kind of story. You've actually made me want to go back and read it now if I kind find a cheap/free copy somewhere.

was spike possessed by samuel jackson in these lines....  “SAY ‘WHAT’ AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER I DARE YOU!”

moar, MOAR I SAY!!!!!

MOAR

...

More.

MORE.

MORE!

what the fuck happened to all the clopfics

MOAR! I DEMAND IT! NOW!

Vase.

Must have more! the Vase thing had me crackin up by the way

>>10930081093008 I daresay I have not. What is, exactly, a Lolita? I've heard of the book.....

And for saying that I feel n00bish.

>>11298991129899

It's ok. You're not a n00b. Military is a fashion based on Victorian era style. Look it up, it's actually quite pretty.

Rarity has a vase fetish. Don't tell anyone.

MOAR

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MOAR. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just found this, and it is hilarious.  Your protagonist is an absolutely terrible person with all the substance abuse and social issues, and the results of throwing him into Equestria and seducing Rarity are priceless.  Great work.

-facepalm-

RARITYS MAGIC IS BLUE!

this... this is hilarious.

MOAR

even though he was a complete asshole, i feel sorry for the guy

Appear in equestria,

Get ponies High

Like a Bawss

ive been waiting forever mores coming right?

This fic was awesome.

Please finish this. I am dying to know what happens next.

I never even liked Rarity, but this changed my opinion completely.

Please finish writing!!

I WANT TO SEE THE ENDING!

>>13021191302119 So is your MSPaint profile picture.

>>16631871663187so sue me, i'm too lazy to change it.

Please more

Good

loved it

I was ausome *eeup*

You must continue this story, you MUST!

Dude this is an awesome story