Oh jeeze, a new fic by ROBCakeran. Let the feature box quake.

Here we go. Yet another soon-to-be popular story to push mine down a notch in the box....

That said, I'm intrigued. I didn't even notice who the author was until after reading the opening. Goes to show: You have the ability to pull readers, even if they don't know the story was written by you.

I'm sure I'll enjoy this story greatly - and I am very interested to see how well you write a tale that doesn't fill me with bone-numbing despair. (Or something to that effect)

Stop being so amazing, damn it.

Reading the description alone sent me into tears of laughter.  

I expect great things from this.

Don't you dare let me down good sir.

Oh GOD I wish I could read this now. Liked, favorited, and later'd.

Weapons grade cuteness at work.

My body is ready.

Oh, this outta be good!

A new ROBCakeran fic,

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Same with me. Seriously, though, ROBCakeran has serious talent. Every single one of his fanfics is AMAZING.

Sees New RobCakeran fic.

Me:Sweet I wonder how much I'm going to cry this time.

Tags: comedy and random.

Me:... what?

Reads story

Ready for popularity explosion in 3 . . . 2 . .

Only the best from RoBcakeran53

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Another Cakeran story? YESYESYESYESYES

Well, this is a suprise, Good story so far with much randomness that made me laugh. Never thought i'll see Mr. Potato Head in crossovers , Can't wait for more updates, keep up the good work man

Alot of this story reminded me of that Roger Rabbit movie... only less bloody and as much variaty.

But even without that, this story looks to be a real winner, keep going dude.

And this is why you'll always be one of our most superb authors

New Fic by ROBCakeran53?

YES.

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This seems like it will end up as a child playing with toys

but i love it

>>10771611077161 let the feature box quake in fear, as a new story is released by the Mighty one for whom we all slave and toil, refreshing our pages and watching our notifications page in an everlong vigil, months upon months spent waiting for a new story. then, finally, after all had given up hope, after all had been thought lost, there was the one. The Replacements. the fans shouted and cheered in a mighty roar. the wait... was over.

sorry, that comment just inspired me. i was going to go on, but meh. anyway, hope it's as good as the other stuff...

I've been looking forward to this ever since the sneak-peek on dA. It did not disappoint, not yet at least.

Story by ROBcakeran53?

APPARENTLY NO ONE IS ALOUD TO THUMB DOWN!?

It's amazing and I want more.... Please.....

Have all my moustaches!

Ooooh my. Berry Punch is NOT a good choice for children's TV. I wonder if the Doctor will play a part in this...

Great so far! Love the Transformers and Mr. Potato Head!

To the featured box, away!

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaasssseeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 pleeeeeeeeeeeease let doctor whooves have a large role in this 9he is dinkie's father and derpie's husband after all

DERPY!!!

MR. POTATO HEAD?! HE'S FUCKIN' FUNNY!

DAT THUMBS DOWN IS A LIE!!!!!!!!

A LIE I TELL YOU

*sees fic* Hmm, miht be worth a read... *sees comments*

Rob guy? hmm, i;m still concidering....

awesome! another robcakeran53 story! instaread!

im lichen where this is going, i always love a well done backgroundpony story, and with your characterising skill, i know this is going to get even better. looking forward to more.

YES YES YES YES YES! ALL OF MY YES, TAKE IT!!! ALL OF IT!

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How the hell can I pass up a fic with Mr. Potato Head in it?

I hate Myself for saying this... but this is the first story I have ever downvoted.

Oh dear.

This is awesome! MORE!

YES.

I don't get it

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*insta-shun*

Wait... A story by RobCakeran53 that isn't feels? Now I have to read this.

I love how you can get the featured box, just by being you. That's quite an accomplishment.

Not to say the story wasn't good. It was fantastic!

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What don't you understand exactly? The story in general?

EEEEEEEK!

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Actually no, I've never seen that before. The story concept itself was actually based off one of my favorite movies, The Replacements, about when pro football players go on strike, so they get a bunch of mis-fits in to play until things get settled out. This story isn't going the exact route the movie goes, but the general idea is still the same.

I opened this fic for the concept alone. THEN I found out who wrote it.

To you sir, I give the highest honorI can bestow on you, a mustache

Btw, what gave you the idea of potato head?

Mr. Potato Head as CEO of Hasbro?

This fits so well I cannot even describe it. AND I know exactly what voice to read it in!

CONTINUE, BY ALL MEANS!

Heh.

MOAR.

Oh, a ROBCakeran53 fic? Coolio.

Well, you sure confused the hell out of me with the Mr. Potatolestia in the image, but the story seems good so far. The idea is definitely really inventive, which is always great.

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Any particular reason why? Everything seemed about as good/better than most fanfiction writing wise, did you just not like it?

Based on the description alone, I just HAD to check this sucker out, and it did not disappoint in the least! Hope to see more.

BTW is it weird that I imagined this Mr. Potato Head's voice to be identical to Toy Story's Mr. Potato Head? I just could not get it out of my head.

I'm possibly biased, but this is great.  It's odd that someone can do something like My Little Dashie, and then do this, something so radically different, but I guess that can just be chocked up to talent.

Heh-heh, this is going to be good.

Part of me hopes that we find out that the Mane Six had careers before working on MLP, like how Dash and Pinkie did this really low-budget slasher flick together. What, can't anyone else see the girls as having started out doing schlock horror on, say, the SyFy Channel?

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According to Wikipedia, Mr. Potato Head was technically Hasbro's first official toy. I just sorta went with that.

And thank you for all the mustaches. Weird... MLD got me a ocean of tears. Now this one so far is getting me a parlor of hair. Why do you all keep giving me things from your bodies like this.

>>10829711082971 Because we love you so much and your writing is

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Here, have some more. The start for this is already good enough for /!

May the Grace of the Valar Protect You

Shire Folk

Yes. Yes.

YES.

Now I'm derpressed. Cause I dont live in Hasbroland.

The world needs more completely stupid humour.

The dumbness of this peice of fiction was previously only dreamed of, and never realized.  It takes a true wordsmith to prouduce something this inane.

I can't wait to see what happens next.

This story is  one of the few that actually made me laugh. Actually, this is the only one to have ever made  me laugh. You're amount of creativity is inspiring. I love this, and it shall be the first to be added to the favorites list of my newly made account. I don't know what else to say besides good job.

YES.

Awesome!

WHY CAN'T MR POTATO HEAD RUN HASBRO IN REAL LIFE?????

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>>10822371082237 Fuck Yeah that movie was awesome!

(Saving for later)

Funny stuff.

Now mash me up some more potatoes.

Er...

>>10834611083461 wat ....wat u broke the coment forth wall

Cant stop s41ting pants cause of new rob story

Fangirl sqeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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I'm Pinkie Pie, that's what.

YES!!!!

ROBCakeran53 submitted a new story!

Rob are you a maverick?

Because you are giving off a lot of maverickyness.

SO AWESOME

SO AWESOME

YAY A NEW ROB STORY!

I love the idea!

Oh I'm definitely going to have to read this later.

WHY DO YOU NOT ANNOUNCE STUFF LIKE THIS ON SKY--

Oh wait. I think you did

Well, it be funneh. Too funneh...

You didn't write this. You are the sad one, silly!~

ITS TIME FOR A COME BACK!!! FROM THE CREATOR OF MY LITTLE DASHIE COMES A NEW FAN FIC BY A MASTER!!! WELCOME BACK AND YEAH BABY!!! NIIIIIICE!!!

They need Derpy to find five more ponies? So Spike is not on strike?

Looking at that So Soft Newborn(tm) doll I'd guess he has to pay of a student loan...

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Oh ok, I didn't know that :).  Lol, body parts eh?  Well then I don't want to know what comes next O-O

Has potential, is very silly, needs substantial editing.

Looks like Carrot Top failed her Will save against Dinky's Charm!

Hasbroverse? Me approves.

I sense a trolling in the Force...

Well, one that isn't me, at least.  

Everything's a Hasbro toy. Even the housing. Nice concept.

This is looking good..Looking forward to more

Obviously, this piece is named after an old cartoon on Disney Channel...am I right?

The cast on strike?  I can just imagine that:

Twilight:What do we wantr?

Everyone else:Better toys!

Twilight:When do we want them?

Fluttershy:Um...soon.  But, whatever you want...it's fine.

This is interesting, Im gonna track it and see how it turns out

I wasn't going to read this, not gonna lie. But I read the description, reread the description, and read it again ten minutes later. Glad I didn't skip it over, definitely looking forward to more!

For some reason, everything in this story came into my mind animated like a Ren and Stimpy cartoon. AND THAT'S AWESOME.

In reading this, I could only think of Mr. Potato Head's line from Toy Story:

Mrs. Potato Head... Mrs. Potato Head... What? I can dream, can't I?

Made me lawl.

I'm getting mental images and flashbacks of Who Framed Roger Rabbit from when I was a kid, what with all the toys and characters running about.

love it.

To everyone who reads this far down, I have a bit of a suggestion for your consideration.

Considering both Derpy Hooves obviously caring for her daughter's future and some mixture of the camp that says Derpy may be a genius, I'd venture that in one of her moments of sobering brilliance she decided that her dear daughter should have god parents to look after her and further her education. As a matter of fact she picked the two most influential co workers she could to keep her little Dinky safe and sound. Two well known idols that could only improve her future with their celebrity.

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Best godparents ever.

Your move RobCakeran53.

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Why does this sound like it would end so horribly, in an absolutely hilarious manner?

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Why did I think you were going to respond exactly like that? Clearly we both need to upgrade our impulse control.

Though they could both be playing their parts from a place of genuine ambition, they'd also end up type cast. Though ruthless, I guess they'd honestly have a desire to protect the little unicorn.

Also jet rides in Cobra Commander's lap when she wants to know what it's like to fly.

By Robcakeran53 the feature box will explode with awesomeness

The school bus is an autobot...DAY MADE

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Autobot School bus is best school bus.

Brilliant, an update.

Clever and well-written. Keep it up!

I just wanna add, that almost the entire ending scene with Derpy was conceived by the amazing editor of this fic, Cthuluigi. He took a scene that I had only several dozen words and made it a page long.

Happpy reading!

I love this. Seriously, I love this.