"Spiiiike! Spike where are you!" Twilight Sparkle yelled. She had been searching for Spike across the whole library so she could have some help finding a spell book she needed. It was a crucial time for her as she desperately needed this book to help her.
"UGH! That dragon is going to be in BIG trouble when I find him!" Twilight made a mental note to increase Spike's chores when she sees him again. She figured he was out trying to woo Rarity. Twilight never really understood why he thought that would work. She is a pony and he is a dragon! Interspecies relationships are not only strange but never work!
Twilight let out a deep sigh, "Well no use waiting for him, now to find that book." Twilight scanned the many shelves of her library until she came across the spell book she had been looking for. "Aha! Here it is! 'Summoning Spells To Bring The Smartest And Most Powerful Of Beings To Your Assistance' Well that's a mouthful." Twilight opened the book scanning for the spell that would fit the situation she was in.
She found the right page and began to scan its contents. As she scanned over she saw that the spell would summon the greatest achievers in the known universe. "Universe? Is it saying that I might summon ponies from a different planet?" Twilight figured that it would do no harm and that she would probably be able to teleport them back to the place they or it came from.
Twilight read the details on the spell and noticed that it shouldn't be a very difficult one to cast. She began to focus all of her energy on her horn. It began to grow brighter and brighter until a blinding light engulfed the library.
When Twilight was able to see again she witnessed something she never thought she would. In front of her lay five... Creatures of some sort. They didn't have hooves but they had hands and feet. Fur did not cover their entire bodies yet their faces had plenty of it. One of them even had a very large and ugly beard of some sort. They wore clothes over their body only leaving their arms, necks, faces, and- uh- manes, revealed. A few of them seemed to have markings on their arms. They looked somewhat like tattoos that a pony could get in the more shady parts of town. They seemed to be unconscious.
Twilight quickly realized this and stopped examining them and began to lift them all up with her magic and bring them upstairs. She put down five extra sleeping bags that she had used for the multiple slumber parties she had with her friends. She gently brought down each of them carefully as to not injure them. They were somewhat familiar in a way. She could remember Lyra going on and on about these creatures known as humans. Poor Bon-bon was almost driven mad. From what Lyra described they were bipedal beings with hands and feet. These creatures matched the description perfectly.
As they still lay there unconscious Twilight could only think, "Who are they, what makes them the greatest achievers, what planet did they even come from, and will they be able to help me?"
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In a far away land known as Austin, Texas in the Achievement Hunter offices.
"Hey what's up everybody it's Geoff, Jack, Gavin, Michael, and Ray from Achievement Hunter with another minecraft let's play because you assholes WILL NOT stop bugging us to do more." Geoff could only cry inside about how they have still been forced to play minecraft even after 56 let's plays of it before. Whatever got money in the pocket he thought.
"Mother fuckers," Michael was next to chime in with his always charming demeanor .
"You'd think they would be tired of it by now but I guess not," Jack was next to speak up. He still couldn't believe he was doing this. Doing another minecraft let's play was not only tiring but the fact that he had to play with the idiots known as Gavin, Michael, and Ray made it even worse.
"I'm the best!" In came Ray, as excited as always. How it managed it his co-workers never knew.
"Bunch of guffpaps is what they are" Then there was Gavin. So utterly stupid that not even other Englishmen could understand what he was saying.
As if on cue everyone except Gavin shouted, "SHUT UP GAVIN."
"Alright alright, Christ."
"So what are we doing today Geoff?" Asked a very excited and almost laughing Michael.
Geoff could only sigh. The fact that this was actually happening was terrible. The only other one against doing this was Jack. Gavin could've cared less but Ray and Michael just had to insist that it should be done.
"That's what I say too Geoff," Jack hated that they were doing this, but the viewers were begging them to and if they ever wanted it to stop it had to be done.
"I'll just do it for you two," Ray was just as excited as Michael was, "On this let's play we will be looking at the Equestria mod for minecraft. In this mod you can create a portal that takes you to Equestria where you can hang out and live with the ponies you know and love."
Ray and Michael were pretty much the only ones to do anything in the video. Jack and Geoff could only let out sighs, grunts, and the occasional joke. Gavin just sat there snickering like an idiot.
As they finished the video they let out the outro the always did, "For more tips, tricks, and achievement guides go to Achievement Hunter dot com."
Geoff let out an audible grunt, "I fucking hate all of you."
"Hey I didn't want to do this either, it was those idiots and their fans that really made us do it," Jack was not happy about any of this.
Ray and Michael knew exactly what to say, "FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC BITCH! FUCK YEA!"
Jack and Geoff looked at each other and then at Gavin.
"Punch Gavin?" Asked Geoff.
"Punch Gavin," replied Jack.
"Wait What?" Before Gavin could prepare he was attacked by Jack and Geoff. Gavin was only ever able to let out an "Oh God!" or "WHY?" every now and again. This wasn't a very odd thing to happen at the Achievement Hunter office so it was pretty much ignored by the rest of the Roosterteeth crew.
As Gavin continued to be pounded a bright light flashed in the office. Everyone was too dumbfounded to say anything and the last thing they heard was the door to the office opening and then nothing.
All that was left in the office was a scorch mark on the ground. Kara had just walked in to let the guys know that Burnie wanted to see them. When they disappeared right before her eyes the only thing she could do was faint.
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Wow. Is this actually happening?
I shall have to read and see. And maybe if it's good enough I shall have to let the RT team know. :P
It's funny, so I'll look forward to more.
Just tone down the absolute Gavin-hate, and watch out for mixing up your past and present tenses.
I believe Twilight and I have something to say...
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Em... I have low knowledge of the Achievment Hunters so, this is a bit wierd.
GOD DAMN IT, SOMEONE BEAT ME TO THIS.
Oh, well, at least I have a guinea pig.
Firstly, I'm reading the first paragraph, and I can't help but feel that the characters are just way too shallow. Twilight Sparkle searching for a spell book? Spike possibly off to woo Rarity? Everyone hating on Gavin? Although the latter's true to an extent, they're likened to more of the vitrolic best buds type. They have their love-hate moments. But this is just flanderization. Tone that down, and you'll most likely be okay.
Secondly, I can't say I'm too impressed with how this started off in terms of plot. Twilight's looking for a book to summon smart people. I'm pretty sure she wouldn't be stupid enough to summon total strangers for questions when she could've just asked her most trusted mentor Princess Celestia. In addition to that, there's the risk of letting said strangers run amuck and cause chaos in Ponyville. Although I'm pretty sure the Achivement Hunter crew wouldn't run that way, Twilight wouldn't just shake that possibility off right away. So, in the event that Princess Celestia finds out about it, there's going to be a scolding or even some form of punishment.
Other than that, this story seems quite promising. Looking forward to more!
Holy shit! You MUST continue this!
Even if i don't know very well the achievement hunters But anyway!
This is gonna be SO AWESOME! ![]()
I like where this is going... but please tone down the Gavin-hating, it seems a bit excessive, even for Achievement Hunter. (Also, I get what Gavin says, most of the time)
To me, Michael is famous for the RageQuit series. Can't wait to see him in action in the land of peace and happiness. It's gonna be flippin' great.
Very realistic
Contact the Internet Box Staff and have them read it on a podcast.
If I remember correctly in a stream they did someone was holding an Applejack figure and Micheal said she was the worst pony
But yeah a ton of guys at Rooster teeth are into Mlp. For those who don't know how much Micheal is into MLP watch this, so awesome /)^3^(\
*Edit Oh this is great Gavin is just the emotional and physical punching bag XD
hmmm, my favorite videogamers on the internet in a crossover fic with ponies...you have my attention. also, thank you for writing this idea into a fic, instead of just trashing the idea, thinking that its too far-fetched (even though it is a bit out there)
This. This is... just...
I'm reading this now, not later.
*EDIT*: I thought this would be a serious fic, but I suppose not.
What does make them great achievers? Because they hunt for them! Forever...cause we make them....cause they are our slaves....forever
I have one thing to say about this fic,
I love you so much for making this. I agree with everyone else, please tone down the Gavin hate. Even though I love it when they hate on Gavin, it seems a bit much.
Also, hasn't the Twilight messing up a spell bit been done to death? She's looking for Spike, she doesn't need to summon someone from another planet.
But I do look forward to see where you take this. Disappoint me and you're dead.
Meh. It stands to be a vaguely funny premise, but the writer's craft is weak, frankly. Unfortunately, that takes away from it a bit.
Perfect example: Twilight made a mental note to increase Spike's chores when she sees him again. She figured he was out trying to woo Rarity. Twilight never really understood why he thought that would work. She is a pony and he is a dragon!
That's one...two...three tense changes. One of them in the same sentence. That and the storytelling's a little blah, and the AH guys' characters are off... you get the idea.
Please, for the love of everything, PUT. MIKE. KROON. IN. THIS. ![]()
.. I mean, y'know, if that's okay. ![]()
FUCKING AMAZIN!!!
WE DEMANDS MORE, NOW!!!!!!! if youwhouldn´t mind, that is....
well Equestria is bucked beyond belife and michail i think is going to do rage quit of well RAGE again cept this time he will be as happy as can bucking be. Gavin is going to have to sound like such a gufumpil dumski that it nearly destroys all of reality.
This is not going to end well.
I Detect Shenanigans Ahead...
I LOVE ROOSTERTEETH! And I love this fic, and horrified to be left in such suspense. Following!
I have read it, and although it's not the best writing I've seen... It's also not the worst. So I am reserving judgement until I can see more.
...This is fucking awesome!
Quick, quick! Someone shoot a link of this to Michael!
I'd like to see where you're going with this. The premise is fucking fantastic, and the characterization is at acceptable levels of flanderization. You just need to work on your pacing and prose.
Achivement unlocked: 'Featured in the featured box'
As for the fic; looks funny; but i'll read l8r
...maybe.
Good idea, not fantastic execution. Seemed a bit choppy, rushed, and sentence structure needs some work, too. But, better then a lot of the stuff on here. Overall?
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Oh god. The DarkWing has commented and faved my story. THE DARKWING. The creator of My Little Caboose: Blue Is Magic. ![]()
Dude you are like a huge inspiration for me. If it weren't for My Little Caboose I don't think I'd have the courage to do this. Man the pressure here is crazy. Hopefully I can make this the story everyone is hoping for it to be.
I haven't heard of "achievement hunters" but this sounds amusing...
but the viewers were begging them to and if they ever wanted it to stop it had to be done.
WRONG.
PLAYING OF MINECRAFT ONLY INCITES MORE BEGGING FOR PLAYING OF MINECRAFT.
This will be either be totally wrong about each persons personality or it will be totally correct.
But I liked the first chapter, keep it up.
Im No Fan Of Achievement Hunter, But this is A Well Written Fic. You've Gotten My Attention.
ROOSTER TEETH MUST KNOW ABOUT THIS AT ONCE!!! DARK GLIDER..... AAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Before I read any further, I want to point this out.
"Interspecies relationships are not only strange but never work!"
Why do I sense some foreshadowing there?
Wait, they played a mod on their minecraft playthroughs? don't they play them on 360?
I haven't watched enough Achievement Hunter videos to really know the people, just the message. But, is it just me, or does this fic make them look like total d*cks?
Current information:
Gavin: Moron who is only there for..... No idea why he's there.
Two non-bronies: Frustrated gamers only doing it because it pays and using their crew member as target practice.
Bronies: Nothing much to report on this one. The title of this category basically describe their entire actions so far.
I made the last two as packages considering there has been no individual activity between the sets so far.
Actual thoughts on the chapter: So far Twilight and Spike have been pretty two-dimensional, but they haven't gotten enough time to really do anything else, so I'll reserve judgement. Beyond those little issues, I liked it. It was funny and I am wondering what will happen next. Normally a good sign for me.
There is literally no way this can end without 3 things happening.
1) Geoff telling Rarity to fuck off.
2) Michael and Lyra trying to run away together.
3) Someone mouthing off to Celestia.
Lets see how it goes... ![]()
Hm... somewhat short chapter, little pacing... This is not looking good.
An interesting concept though.
I haven't heard of these guys bfore. Do I need to do something to understand this tihng?
Interspecies relationships are not only strange but never work!
Wow Twilight, way to be a bigot. Or is it just the author?
she would probably be able to teleport them back to the place they or it came from.
PROBABLY? She doesn't KNOW she can, and yet she just does it, without a second thought?
Okay look, I know that the travelers having difficulty going home is the only thing that keeps Twilight from going, "Oopsie, sorry!" and sending them back so there's no story, but it's also out of character for her to be so flippant about casually summoning alien beings of an unknown nature. Seriously, for all she knows she could bring Xerxes the Destroyer into her home and be unable to send him back.
From what Lyra described they were bipedal beings with hands and feet. These creatures matched the description perfectly.
Ha. Ha ha ha.
You see, it's funny, because Lyra in the fanon is obsessed with humans. That is the joke. ![]()
Seriously, apart from this being overused outside of fics that actually STARR Lyra, just having hands and feet shouldn't make Twilight draw instant parallels. Not when she's probably privy to an encyclopedia of species with hands and feet. Hell, Ahuizotl technically has hands and feet, for the sake of argument, and he's sure as shit not human, nor would be mistaken for one. If you're going to do this, say that she was reminded offhand of the subjects of Lyra's ravings, not that she instantly believes they're a perfect match to the description. At least not if you're only going to use "has hands and feet" to describe the unique features of the human animal.
Then there was Gavin. So utterly stupid that not even other Englishmen could understand what he was saying.
Oh Jesus, seriously? You're not even going to go out on a limb and consider he's probably a bright and talented (not to mention devious as all hell) dude with social dysfunctions? Just outright, "he's an idiot"? Given he tends to be the most entertaining thing about the Minecraft Let's Plays, for what I'm guessing is a partially intentional reason, I'd cut him some slack. Consider: Gavin does more than his share of stupid shit and says stupid things, but are you REALLY telling me you don't sense the wheels constantly turning in his head? He does a lot of this shit on purpose. Him setting the house on fire in the first let's play was a tactical way of creating drama amongst the group, in a video that otherwise was just the failure of a bunch of people who knew very little about playing the game.
As if on cue everyone except Gavin shouted, "SHUT UP GAVIN."
At first I thought it was just Michael screaming, silly me, but still. This is a pretty harsh reaction to Gavin just saying one thing. Okay sure, you're trying to convey how burnt-out they all are on Minecraft, having put up with Gavin's shit the entire time no doubt. But I figure they recognize how much of a mainstay he is to the group. And there's probably a reason I thought this was a Michael line, and that's that he'd be the first to lose patience. But even Michael would last longer than "guffpups" before invoking his inner howler-monkey.
Ray and Michael were pretty much the only ones to do anything in the video. Jack and Geoff could only let out sighs, grunts, and the occasional joke. Gavin just sat there snickering like an idiot.
Oh I don't buy this for a second. Even if they DON'T understand MLP, they could figure out how to make the whole thing funny by offering their own limited perspective as a fresh pair of eyes. Are you telling me Gavin wouldn't try to burn down Ponyville or something? These guys are entertainers man: they'd find SOME WAY to have fun with it.







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