"Spiiiike! Spike where are you!" Twilight Sparkle yelled. She had been searching for Spike across the whole library so she could have some help finding a spell book she needed. It was a crucial time for her as she desperately needed this book to help her.
"UGH! That dragon is going to be in BIG trouble when I find him!" Twilight made a mental note to increase Spike's chores when she sees him again. She figured he was out trying to woo Rarity. Twilight never really understood why he thought that would work. She is a pony and he is a dragon! Interspecies relationships are not only strange but never work!
Twilight let out a deep sigh, "Well no use waiting for him, now to find that book." Twilight scanned the many shelves of her library until she came across the spell book she had been looking for. "Aha! Here it is! 'Summoning Spells To Bring The Smartest And Most Powerful Of Beings To Your Assistance' Well that's a mouthful." Twilight opened the book scanning for the spell that would fit the situation she was in.
She found the right page and began to scan its contents. As she scanned over she saw that the spell would summon the greatest achievers in the known universe. "Universe? Is it saying that I might summon ponies from a different planet?" Twilight figured that it would do no harm and that she would probably be able to teleport them back to the place they or it came from.
Twilight read the details on the spell and noticed that it shouldn't be a very difficult one to cast. She began to focus all of her energy on her horn. It began to grow brighter and brighter until a blinding light engulfed the library.
When Twilight was able to see again she witnessed something she never thought she would. In front of her lay five... Creatures of some sort. They didn't have hooves but they had hands and feet. Fur did not cover their entire bodies yet their faces had plenty of it. One of them even had a very large and ugly beard of some sort. They wore clothes over their body only leaving their arms, necks, faces, and- uh- manes, revealed. A few of them seemed to have markings on their arms. They looked somewhat like tattoos that a pony could get in the more shady parts of town. They seemed to be unconscious.
Twilight quickly realized this and stopped examining them and began to lift them all up with her magic and bring them upstairs. She put down five extra sleeping bags that she had used for the multiple slumber parties she had with her friends. She gently brought down each of them carefully as to not injure them. They were somewhat familiar in a way. She could remember Lyra going on and on about these creatures known as humans. Poor Bon-bon was almost driven mad. From what Lyra described they were bipedal beings with hands and feet. These creatures matched the description perfectly.
As they still lay there unconscious Twilight could only think, "Who are they, what makes them the greatest achievers, what planet did they even come from, and will they be able to help me?"
In a far away land known as Austin, Texas in the Achievement Hunter offices.
"Hey what's up everybody it's Geoff, Jack, Gavin, Michael, and Ray from Achievement Hunter with another minecraft let's play because you assholes WILL NOT stop bugging us to do more." Geoff could only cry inside about how they have still been forced to play minecraft even after 56 let's plays of it before. Whatever got money in the pocket he thought.
"Mother fuckers," Michael was next to chime in with his always charming demeanor .
"You'd think they would be tired of it by now but I guess not," Jack was next to speak up. He still couldn't believe he was doing this. Doing another minecraft let's play was not only tiring but the fact that he had to play with the idiots known as Gavin, Michael, and Ray made it even worse.
"I'm the best!" In came Ray, as excited as always. How it managed it his co-workers never knew.
"Bunch of guffpaps is what they are" Then there was Gavin. So utterly stupid that not even other Englishmen could understand what he was saying.
As if on cue everyone except Gavin shouted, "SHUT UP GAVIN."
"Alright alright, Christ."
"So what are we doing today Geoff?" Asked a very excited and almost laughing Michael.
Geoff could only sigh. The fact that this was actually happening was terrible. The only other one against doing this was Jack. Gavin could've cared less but Ray and Michael just had to insist that it should be done.
"That's what I say too Geoff," Jack hated that they were doing this, but the viewers were begging them to and if they ever wanted it to stop it had to be done.
"I'll just do it for you two," Ray was just as excited as Michael was, "On this let's play we will be looking at the Equestria mod for minecraft. In this mod you can create a portal that takes you to Equestria where you can hang out and live with the ponies you know and love."
Ray and Michael were pretty much the only ones to do anything in the video. Jack and Geoff could only let out sighs, grunts, and the occasional joke. Gavin just sat there snickering like an idiot.
As they finished the video they let out the outro the always did, "For more tips, tricks, and achievement guides go to Achievement Hunter dot com."
Geoff let out an audible grunt, "I fucking hate all of you."
"Hey I didn't want to do this either, it was those idiots and their fans that really made us do it," Jack was not happy about any of this.
Ray and Michael knew exactly what to say, "FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC BITCH! FUCK YEA!"
Jack and Geoff looked at each other and then at Gavin.
"Punch Gavin?" Asked Geoff.
"Punch Gavin," replied Jack.
"Wait What?" Before Gavin could prepare he was attacked by Jack and Geoff. Gavin was only ever able to let out an "Oh God!" or "WHY?" every now and again. This wasn't a very odd thing to happen at the Achievement Hunter office so it was pretty much ignored by the rest of the Roosterteeth crew.
As Gavin continued to be pounded a bright light flashed in the office. Everyone was too dumbfounded to say anything and the last thing they heard was the door to the office opening and then nothing.
All that was left in the office was a scorch mark on the ground. Kara had just walked in to let the guys know that Burnie wanted to see them. When they disappeared right before her eyes the only thing she could do was faint.