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When Derpy stumbles across a mysterious tome in the Everfree Forest, she doesn't know what to expect. Upon closer inspection, it reveals its origin and possibly the chance of an Eternal Muffin. (Just a *very* random fanfic that popped into my head). Enjoy!

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Derpy approves!

That was awesome. I give you four laughing Rainbow Dashes and a grinning Pinkie: :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::pinkiehappy:

a few spelling mistakes but i love it anyway! :heart: this story gets three and a half out of five muffins! but the half is the eternal muffin, so it regrows and becomes four muffins!

1055784 Mistakes? To the edit button! And thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it :twilightsmile:

Luz

Wow can´t tell much but; This story is short but COOL :rainbowlaugh:

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Keep up the good work. :pinkiehappy:

1055944 Thanks :twilightsmile:
If you liked that, you might like this! It's my other fic, and it's received a pretty positive reception :raritystarry:

Luz

1055947

Ok, no prob I will try to read it right now. :ajsmug:

Many Derpy Tears were shed on this day. The day that she discovered the regenerating Muffin.

OMG! Infinite muffin! I demand you bake me one! Bring forth the sacrifices!

A new story from sierra?

Congratulations to you sir. One :moustache: for you.

1058606 Next brushy chapter out in three seconds. Damn you, 502! :twilightoops:

1058946 Thanks :twilightsmile: This is the kind of random muffin that pops into my head :twilightoops:

Im disappointed she didnt have to give any pony sacrifices

It is a well-kept secret that the Mad Arab Pony, Abdul Alhazred, saw beyond the muffin-top veil...

1061525 :pinkiegasp: This changes everything!

I wonder if you should explain how she gets out of the forest, and/or if there are any negative consequences to the dark magic? It seems odd for the book to just vanish like that. Like The One Ring, I would think it WANTS to be found.

1113514 I had just planned this as a brief kick-start for my brain, as I was having writers block with another story. However, I may come back to this and develop it further, possibly :pinkiesmile:

"Tenebris vires supra, hoc muffin aeternam! Vos appello, cuius spiritus mortuos muffin aeterna saecula Ita fiet!"

This spell will be on the next spellbook my Call of Cthulhu players find. Scoots' honor :scootangel:

Derpstastic story! :derpyderp1: ... altough it gave me a small sad with how Dash and everypony treats Derpy... But she has muffin now! Infinite muffin! :pinkiehappy:

1145245 *dashes off to next story*

Oh my. The world certainly is her muffin.

I have to ask. There was a YouTube video where someone had made a comment describing their perfect muffin, and that was the exact recipe that was also portrayed in this story. Was that you, that made that comment? If this helps you jog your memory a bit more, the next commenter (me) said that that sounded like the most delicious muffin ever (or something to that extent).

if that's not you, then I'm terribly sorry. if it is you, then you are an amazing person. regardless of whether or not that's you, I loved the story.

1293178 Not me! Just sounds like a nice recipe :rainbowlaugh: Thanks!

1293202
I just find it weird that the same recipe was used in both (apparently unrelated) cases. though that does sound like a very delicious muffin.

1293224 Very weird... I might go have a look :rainbowderp:

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I can't remember the video to save my life, otherwise I'd gladly point you in that direction...

Short, sweet and unsurprisingly delicious. This story is a muffin.

Hmmm...I rate this fanfic

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On a scale with 10 being the highest and i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/154/912/berneydidnotread.gif?1318992465 being the lowest.

Keep up the good work :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

1563755 Cheers! This was one of my first stories on the site :twilightsmile: And having just read through most of it, I'm pretty much horrified at the mistakes I made in it :rainbowlaugh: I think I'll do a quick rewrite of this tomorrow, adding some stuff to develop the story a bit more.

1563771 Mistakes? I clicked on this fanfic because I wanted a cutesy little muffin Derpy D'aaaw story, and that's exactly what I got...I don't see any "mistakes" :rainbowderp:

Tenebris vires supra, hoc muffin aeternam! Vos appello, cuius spiritus mortuos muffin aeterna saecula Ita fiet;!"

Thats perfect latin!

it translates into...
"The dark forces of the above, this eternal muffins! I call upon you, muffins, whose breath is eternal ages of the dead, So shall it be;! "

She probably will over time gain short bursts of infinite Dark powers from taking bites of the muffin

Which also means her muffins are now powered by dark/elder gods (I.E. Cthulhu, Hastur, Khorne, Slaanesh ,Hades And Zalgo)

1119672 TELL ME WHAT THEIR REACTIONS WERE

Now I'm craving muffins...

I really like muffins. Especially chocolate ones. And blueberry. And banana. And bran. And cinnamon. And... you know what, suffice to say I really like muffins.

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